| Jan 22, 2007 @ 10:37 AM |
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who897
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I'm sensing a lot of hostility. I have never labeled any Alaskan as anything but friendly so far, but I can honestly say you are the first to label me a womaniser. You write these post in a severly defensive manner, which is all find and dandy. So, I am thinking you are the minority in you thinking of "outsiders" here in AK.
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| Jan 22, 2007 @ 6:42 PM |
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blueyedwonderkin
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you can apologise for your behavior towards importation of shemales for Alaskan playthings .
err. . shemales? You are a filthy thing, luv!
I don't apoogize for anything regarding the protestation of imports into Alaska. Ever. Upon pain of death - not necessarily mine.
..........Honest I,ll be good then!
If I want you to be good, I'll knock you over on your back, and tell you to be! And sense of humor about dating or no, I'll brook no giggling!
Oh and hey I'm the quality control officer fur Scotland, now don't you be going over the pond and noising up ma countrymen ,
To late for you! I've roused up oodles of your countrymen already, in many and varied ways. And been invited, in many and varied ways. Aside from which, you cannot just claim to be the Quality Control Officer There has to be a precedent and you are not old enough for the same sort of precedent that I have in regards to being able to make policy for the fair country of Alaska.
And one of the policies of Alaska is that if any smart arsed Scotsmen come barging in and banging about the country, blithely owning prperty and tossing snow about it, then we have imminent salvage rights to him and therefore all authority that he possesses himself ... and I know this as I just made it up .. so if you are the Quality Control Officer for Scotland than I've just annexed your happy little ass and I give myself permission to be anywhere in Scotland I please.
Also, the only unmarried women whose phone numbers I know anymore, in Alaska, either don't like Scotsmen or they are recent Widows and you can't have them.
you be a nice wee wumman. I dont want someone gieing ya a Glesga kiss!
No! And maybe I do.. at least once . so I'll know what it is. lol What is it?
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| Jan 24, 2007 @ 11:44 PM |
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blueyedwonderkin
Posts: 194
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I'm sensing a lot of hostility. I have never labeled any Alaskan as anything but friendly so far, but I can honestly say you are the first to label me a womaniser. You write these post in a severly defensive manner, which is all find and dandy. So, I am thinking you are the minority in you thinking of "outsiders" here in AK
mmm .. yes.. well, 1) If I was in the minority that would only be because the Americans overran the place *grin* but I'm not because most people, even the Americans, think of anyone who shows up as an outsider because it's what they are and they are tedious. Deal with it, babsy! But it's not prejudice: All outsiders are the same! Well, unless you love them or, you know, they are interestingly Scots or Irish about it, for instance.
2) Most of the posts were not to you or about you. I insulted you, based on what you said here, on some other thread when you demanded for me to tell you what I meant and why I thought you were being insulting. Pay attention!
3) I'm only here to win a war with Scotland. Or, at least, to come to a hell of a peace agreement *grin*
Now, if you are paying attention you big, bald, beautiful bit of infuriating manliness:
It says I reached my limits on messaging for the day I consider it well worth it, in a way, for I have been promised book sales and made some good acquaintances, etc. But I wouldn't want you to think I'm ignoring you. So, if you get this, and you want to chat on yahoo, msn, or aim, write and tell me your ID and I'll add you on.
Otherwise, see you tomorrow, I hope!
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| Jan 25, 2007 @ 12:52 AM |
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inxs900
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3) I'm only here to win a war with Scotland. Or, at least, to come to a hell of a peace agreement *grin*
They came, they tried, they didnae conquer alas ma lass join the ranks of the beaten.
Now I have already laid doon the terms of a fair we roudy ficht, outside, strip tae the waist and fight like a man.  Term # 1 Of the Amazon clevage warriors........Naw didnae think so !
The only piece we had was wi jam on it and its called a jeely one. 
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| Jan 25, 2007 @ 2:20 AM |
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steveemac
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3) I'm only here to win a war with Scotland.
Hmmm, the Norse, the English, and now the Alaskans  ...as Inxs said, tried, and died  ...so, good luck with that... 
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| Jan 25, 2007 @ 8:47 PM |
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blueyedwonderkin
Posts: 194
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They came, they tried, they didnae conquer alas ma lass join the ranks of the beaten.
oh yes, Mr? Then how is it you've been our captive for 9 years now????
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| Jan 30, 2007 @ 4:22 AM |
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inxs900
Posts: 27
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oh yes, Mr? Then how is it you've been our captive for 9 years now????
I was sent on a mission from Scotland to find a wumman , apparently the mission went wrong and I crashed landed intae the Tundra Wookie lands.Ooch ! ,
Nine years later my craft almost repaired I am about to flee the scene back inate the Clevagelands on southern shores of this fine country, gwad speed say aye !
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| Jan 30, 2007 @ 2:44 PM |
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blueyedwonderkin
Posts: 194
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Well, you silly arse badger: those weren't wookies, those were trolls, us having been infiltrated by the Missouri Elite who spread their seed broadly, intermixing it with the Californians and Texans who apparently had nothing better to do than drop by to heckle the truly beautiful people, taking their jobs, before flitting off somewhere else to spend the money.
We enjoyed watching them flit away, though, I can tell you Almost as much as we enjoyed watching the Japanese land and debark from planes that, at the time, they swore would never land on American soil.
Which means, thank you person who started this post, that the Japanese knew more about American history than you seem to.
And if you had wanted to find a real woman - a beautiful woman - a woman of strength, wit, and intelligence - a woman beyond compare - a woman who can tote wood whilst wearing a wonderbra and being completely scintillating the whole time, you would have come to Anchorage, to the one bar there that advertises itself openly as "An Alaskan Experience" and you would have asked me to dance.
At which point I would have told you no, but took you home and kept you anyway.
Silly arse badger!
[Edited on 1/30/2007 3:02 PM]
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| Feb 1, 2007 @ 4:40 AM |
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mjackwilde
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I'm thinking AK isn't the most ideal place to go looking for a date
Yeah well no shit go to a party and theres 60 guys to 3 girls it's hard to get a date lol
You will find all the good looking women in Anchorage.
Yeah some hotties working the strip clubs but you want one worth a shit as a gf you gotta get out of town and scope out the bush babes Serious as shit! Many fine native honeys out there for the picking Besides there's a few real hot and pretty nice girls out in the Valley They just ain't out advertising their wares is all.
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| Feb 1, 2007 @ 4:49 AM |
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mjackwilde
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Uninterested you more than anyone knows that not to be true and if it were I widnae be writing you nor you me so bite me ..................hmmm well no quite bite
Off we go into the wild blue yonder
Look blue you seem kind of bitchy and itchy you know what I mean? Think you need a man to put you over his knee, spank that big white tushy of yours, and fill you up  from every angle  until you're too exhausted to argue 
you got lips made for blow jobs and hips made for grabbing hold of seems to me if the old man wants to bite you, you should let him Flip him a piece, put a smile on his face.
Take pictures for me!
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| Feb 1, 2007 @ 5:56 AM |
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blueyedwonderkin
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Off we go into the wild blue yonder
Look blue you seem kind of bitchy and itchy you know what I mean? Think you need a man to put you over his knee, spank that big white tushy of yours, and fill you up from every angle until you're too exhausted to argue
you got lips made for blow jobs and hips made for grabbing hold of seems to me if the old man wants to bite you, you should let him Flip him a piece, put a smile on his face.
Take pictures for me!
Don't do that! I mean, I get enough of that and it's been a really bad day Nor does he want a piece from me even if I were the type to flip any such thing.
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| Feb 1, 2007 @ 6:46 AM |
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blueyedwonderkin
Posts: 194
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Rest assured I will no longer post my writings, pictures, thoughts ,feelings, questions, compliments, praise, etc.
I've deleted all my blogs since apparenltly all my writing has to do to offend people is be my writing. I can't seem to delete the forum posts but I'm sure you'll muddle along and figure out how to ignore them over time
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| Feb 1, 2007 @ 8:07 AM |
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mjackwilde
Posts: 7
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oh woe Woman what are you doing? Your posts were rockin! I wasn't offended They were f***ing great!
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| Feb 1, 2007 @ 4:05 PM |
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saginawmale50
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didnt disturb me!!! i love your posts!!! 
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| Feb 1, 2007 @ 7:30 PM |
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blueyedwonderkin
Posts: 194
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Thank you and, for the record, someone hacked my account - maybe even more than once considering some things I've seen and heard - and it was them that deleted my stuff and apologized and said I would never post again.
I mean, really: reality check hackers: if I was never going to post again, why would I even still be here!
I'm glad that you, Bruce, are not like some of the people on here. I mean, I didn't even know you before all this and you are right here, being cool. Whereas some people who I got along with, one whom I even exchanged phone numbers and addresess with, deserted me like rats deserting a sinking ship. Didn't even bother to call me and find out why there was such a discrepency between my usual style and the way things went off kilter or etc.
And now to tie this in with Alaska: Alaska is the sort of place, or still was when I was there last (this last summer) where you couldn't trust your neighbors not to break into your home but you could trust them to help you carry in wood after you came home and found their thieving arses passed out drunk on your floor.
"Put that up Geno! " you could yell. "You don't even have electricity and no pawn shop in their right mind will pay money for a 20 year old television we pulled out of the dump ourselves. Now get your coat on as we need the wood all the way up to here (imagine a tallish gesture) back up against that back wall before the cold drops on our damned heads."
Yes, cold does drop on your heads in Alaska and, no, I do not mean snow flakes, avalanches, or icicles. I mean you are outside minding your own business and it is a balmy -20 degrees so you can frolic in just your t-shirt and jeans (and probably shoes and socks too, if you'll be staying out for any time) and then there is a sort of calm before the storm.
There is a plateau (sp?) of temperature, where it all stops and seems to be holding steady so that sometimes it tricks you and you go "Wait? Is winter getting over with? Why it's only April 25th! Surely it isn't done with yet!" and then winter laughs to itself and a giant slice of cold descends on your head and hits the back of your neck just like it thinks it's a guillotine and two more pressing slabs of cold come shooting at you from the sides and finally two more get you front and back and presto, you are a human ice cube.
It's really rather impressive; makes you proud to be an Alaskan: because you know you've already survived that several times and, for some very lucky Alaskans, you did it as a wee baby!
How is that for a tie in?
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| Feb 1, 2007 @ 11:57 PM |
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ForumMod
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Thank you and, for the record, someone hacked my account - maybe even more than once considering some things I've seen and heard - and it was them that deleted my stuff and apologized and said I would never post again.
I mean, really: reality check hackers: if I was never going to post again, why would I even still be here!
you might want to make sure all your passwords have been changed and set up a separate password-protected user name on your computer so this doesn't happen again since all the posts and the other (deleted) profile seem to have come from the same location
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| Feb 2, 2007 @ 12:53 AM |
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blueyedwonderkin
Posts: 194
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you might want to make sure all your passwords have been changed and set up a separate password-protected user name on your computer so this doesn't happen again since all the posts and the other (deleted) profile seem to have come from the same location
Right you are I meant to change the password and kept getting distracted Have had one on my computer for years and there's no one here that could get into it.
It's pretty easy to make it look like it comes from the same place, or say they tell me. Something about funneling through a separate IP address. Personally I don't see as how I'm worth the effort but apparently they do.
Thank you for your advice, anyway.
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| Feb 5, 2007 @ 11:34 PM |
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pebbleoconfusion
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I'm thinking AK isn't the most ideal place to go looking for a date
lol is any place ideal for a date? come on we aren't all that bad!
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| Feb 6, 2007 @ 12:43 PM |
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HopelesslyHopeful
Posts: 317
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Don't bother: they don't want to hear it! lol
Apparently good conversation, good looks, and a shite load of talent isn't enough for some men.
Though, I have to wonder, if you aren't that bad .. where is your picture???
That was a joke, I'll tell you, in case it didn't take
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| Feb 11, 2007 @ 10:26 PM |
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RunnYnozE
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Did she say she never even visited Alaska? Chilcoot Charlies? Tourist traps.
There is a good looking woman on the North Slope, behind every tree.
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