| Apr 30, 2006 @ 9:06 PM |
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broncrdncowboy
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Dear President Bush
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over. Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flagpole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
President Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
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| Oct 4, 2006 @ 2:19 PM |
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azlonewolf
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hellz yeah! that's awsome[B]
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| Oct 4, 2006 @ 11:38 PM |
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KlassyKasmirLady
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AWESOME~!
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 11:44 PM |
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azgirl701
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i think thats funny it was great what you said 
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 9:32 PM |
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ChromiumBlue
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"However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P."
Got that right 
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| Dec 2, 2006 @ 12:36 AM |
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maridee
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But wouldn't that be more like turkey shooting this time of year?
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| Dec 24, 2006 @ 12:04 PM |
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heo56
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I suppose. But would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney or driving with Ted Kennedy?
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| Dec 24, 2006 @ 4:41 PM |
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maridee
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lol can't one of my choices be tommy lee jones or mel gibson? pleeeaaase?
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| Mar 23, 2007 @ 3:11 PM |
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ladyvampire
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 OMG I love it!!!!! I live in AZ as well, and am sick of those mexicans coming over here and having babies not watching them, and then whining because they drown, or someone backs over them, or whatever. I am tired of hearing No Speak English. I have gotten to the point where I say, FINE GO BACK TO MEXICO, and take your lice with you! I am sick of going to resturants and they speak spanish, and this is a resturant with American food!!!!! Not to mention the horrible conditions of the restrooms! Even the female Mexicans are nasty. I am female, and I hate a dirty restroom, yet if you go to a resturant with female mexicans working there, you can bet that the restrooms are nasty! And if the restrooms are nasty, imagine what kind of conditions they are cooking the food in!
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