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Dovestreasure
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Welcome to Matchdoctor Village we are a small town but recently got our first super walmart. The former Mayor of MD had to resign due sexual harassment charges so the office is open. We need to elect a new mayor by Election day next month.Who would like to throw their hat in the ring ? Please explain why you would make a good mayor.
It has come to my attention that there are many job opportunities open here in MD Village ... in all actuality we are desperate for help.
We need the following
A chief of police
A News reporter
A Meterologist
A Doctor
A Nurse
Zoo keeper
Cable man
Mail Carrier
Football Coach
A Park Ranger
A Interior Designer
Executive Secretary
A personal Trainer
A chef
A Butcher
A Baker
A candle stick maker.
Or for that fact name your job its yours
Lets become the best little town there is.
Did I mention the free housing??????
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| Oct 5, 2006 @ 4:16 AM |
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jackf1950
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Dove, would not the zoo keeper, and the chief of police be the same........... 
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| Oct 5, 2006 @ 3:13 PM |
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rkingdoms
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JackF: Thats pretty good!
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| Oct 5, 2006 @ 5:05 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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They are very similar only the animals are easier to handle then the bad guys and you get handcuffs Jack , now wouldent that be fun 
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| Oct 5, 2006 @ 6:01 PM |
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jackf1950
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well, I would only wanna handle the bad girls...
and you ain't been payin attention, I DO ALREADY have the cuffs, about 3 set's, from straight steel to tiger stripe covered...wanna see???????????
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| Oct 5, 2006 @ 9:31 PM |
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DesmosediciRR
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Since the job isn't taken:
I wanna play Doctor!
Ahem, make that Be the Doctor 
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| Oct 5, 2006 @ 9:45 PM |
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Kenn159
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How bout we split the job,Ill work 20 hours a week and take the female patients and you work the other 20 hours and take the male ones.
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| Oct 5, 2006 @ 10:31 PM |
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redhairNfreckles
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I volunteer for the nurse job but.........I'm still on my little break from being one for a while longer.....I'll let you know when I'm back on the schedule......lol.
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| Oct 5, 2006 @ 11:22 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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Dr.Desi is now officially the doctor for all the male patients, and Dr.Ken will take care of the ladies needs. Thank goodness we have our nurse redhairN freckles to keep an eye on both of them and make sure they behave.
tiger stripes cuffs Jack.. mmmm those are grrreeatttt!
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| Oct 5, 2006 @ 11:26 PM |
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redhairNfreckles
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Thank goodness we have our nurse redhairN freckles to keep an eye on both of them and make sure they behave.
LOL, I'll be as busy as a one-eyed cat watching a rat hole!!!!
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| Oct 6, 2006 @ 2:33 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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We just may have to give you a raise already redhairNfreckles.
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| Oct 6, 2006 @ 2:34 AM |
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SunBabe
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omg, Dove! Boy did you bring back memories. We used to call this place "MatchDoctorVille" and the forums had names like "The Tavern" (for hanging out), "The Library" (for deep thoughts) and "The Alley" (where people vented and fought -- NOT a good idea, btw  )
We also assigned titles to a lot of the "citizens"....and I was (self-proclaimed) "SunBabe -- MatchDoctorVilleSundaySchoolTeacher (and TownTramp) 
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| Oct 6, 2006 @ 2:47 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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I am happy to have provided a trip down memory lane for you. .. you could claim for former position if you want Sounds like MD was a blast back then. We could use a tavern in this town , I thought about a brothel too, Madam Doves place
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| Oct 6, 2006 @ 3:03 AM |
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jackf1950
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and I wonder just what position Sun is best in...Red, only one eyed I know about is the trouser snake.........
and if we get a tavern, and brothel, then we will need some recovery places, I can open AA, NA, GA, but I wont go to SA.........
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| Oct 6, 2006 @ 5:55 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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Jack now does SA stand for Smokers Anonymous or Sex Anonymous.. now i do no you have the smoking under control . Hey Jack just had a thought maybe you could open a adult toy store.
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| Oct 6, 2006 @ 6:08 PM |
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jackf1950
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but, but, but then I would have to part with some of the good stuff.......
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| Oct 6, 2006 @ 6:17 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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Now Now Jack , its a virtue to share , and just think of all the pleasure you would be attributed to.
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| Oct 6, 2006 @ 6:23 PM |
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jackf1950
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Dove, I would be glad to share with you, and, gee, SHOW you how to use um... but sell um, nope...........and we already have some one running the cat house..........
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| Oct 6, 2006 @ 11:45 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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Jack I always loved SHOW n tell at school.. Looks like we may have our first customer at the cat house
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| Oct 6, 2006 @ 11:53 PM |
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redhairNfreckles
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Jack, I've heard about dem "trouser snakes" AND the one earred elephants....
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