| Nov 6, 2006 @ 8:02 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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Election day is upon us and the citizens of Matchdoctor Village will be electing their first mayor. I am pleased to say that our candidates have run a clean campaign so far. To read where they stand on the issues go to the Matchdoctor Village Thread and read before making your decision.
The Polls will be open from 7:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m tomorrow
Mayor Candidates are
Jeffflasell
JMW32792
Kenn154
Remember your official vote will not be counted till 8:00 pm tommorrow night
The Candidates may use this evening to tell us why we should pick you.
PS.... Be sure to stop off at the Brothel after you vote. We are having election day specials 
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| Nov 6, 2006 @ 9:08 PM |
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witchietoo
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I think we should send the votes to Dove...this way no one knows who is voting for whom
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| Nov 6, 2006 @ 9:49 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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That would be fine Witchie.. we could keep it a secret ballot that way. I just did not want folks to think I was fixing the election... but of course I would never ever do that 
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| Nov 6, 2006 @ 10:04 PM |
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witchietoo
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Never even entered my mind that you would fix the election. I trust you completely
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| Nov 7, 2006 @ 12:15 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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Aw thanks Witchie 
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| Nov 7, 2006 @ 8:31 AM |
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Kenn159
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My vote for mayor goes to Kenn159,hes a heck of a guy. 
The issue that gets my vote is he has agreed to eliminate gay pets from our great village.
Never walk in fear that your leg will be violated again ,away with the humpy dogs!
A modest increase in your taxes will build new prisons for these gay animals ,better to have them their than in our yards and nieborhoods possibly influencing our children to be gay.
For this issue alone he gets my vote and his new law that insist on color cordinated houses within the village [as long as you stay with the colors biege and brown or brown and biege] is just icing on the cake !
[Edited on 11/7/2006 8:47 AM]
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| Nov 7, 2006 @ 12:43 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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Do not forget to vote today.. the mayoral election is VERY VERY important.. The future of Matchdoctor Village is in your hands.
I am assuming that each candidate is voting for themselves.
Early polling indicates that one Candidate is ahead by two votes so far.
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| Nov 7, 2006 @ 1:02 PM |
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flspirit
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 Where are the political stances of the other candidates???
Where are the flagwavers? I drove thru the village and saw no yard signs to entice my vote. . . .no one standing on the street corner offering me a cookie (or any OTHER type of sweet!) . . . . ACCCKKKKK! Decisions Decisions!
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| Nov 7, 2006 @ 1:15 PM |
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witchietoo
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Miss Dove is offering treats and specials in her brothel...oh by the way, it is a co-ed brothel 
We wouldn't want to mess up our pretty little village with tacky signs and annoying flag wavers
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| Nov 7, 2006 @ 7:41 PM |
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Kenn159
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Quote
Where are the political stances of the other candidates???
Where are the flagwavers?
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I know my fellow candidates may dodge this issue but Im prepared to take a stance.
I believe in flags,I believe they do exist.
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| Nov 7, 2006 @ 8:01 PM |
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flspirit
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I know my fellow candidates may dodge this issue but Im prepared to take a stance.
I believe in flags,I believe they do exist.
ahhhhhhhh. . . .but is there a place for them in the Village??
oooops - - it's 8 p.m. and the polls are now closed (per Dove. . .but she MIGHT make an exception if you offer her a DOVEbar! )
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| Nov 7, 2006 @ 8:10 PM |
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witchietoo
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There isn't an issue with the flags, unless they are the tacky ones. Of course you would be able to fly as big of an American Flag as you want
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| Nov 7, 2006 @ 9:31 PM |
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witchietoo
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Are the results in yet Miss Dove? 
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| Nov 8, 2006 @ 2:07 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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We had a very low voter turn out.. many of our towns citizens did not vote.  I called the board of elections and the have granted us an additional 48 hours for the rest of the village to cast their vote....
It appears that instead of going to the polls everyone went straight to the brothel .. so hopefully when everyone gets done getting their freak on we can get back to civic business.
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| Nov 8, 2006 @ 2:09 AM |
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witchietoo
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Well I can understand why the women would want to go to the brothel...just one look at your boys and you forget everything else...lol
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| Nov 8, 2006 @ 2:57 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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They do make you go weak in the knees... sigh!!!!!!!!!!
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| Nov 9, 2006 @ 10:14 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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Ladies and Gentleman the votes have been counted and I am pleased to announce that we have unprecedented results it seems all three candidates got exactly the same amount of votes.
So we can do either have a tie breaker or we can let all three Co-mayor together.
Why not have Co-mayors.. it will be a great way to have checks and balances in our local government and we can have a great little party town thats painted in muted colors. We would be safe from gay dogs and the poor would become the new rich. 
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| Nov 9, 2006 @ 12:46 PM |
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witchietoo
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Co-mayor works for me....but I would like the three of them to work out the boring muted colors of the houses. Your brothel for one will have to be painted seeing it is a med purple Dove
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| Nov 9, 2006 @ 1:27 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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Absolutely Witchie the brothel needs to stand out for obvious purposes Mayor Ken needs to watch more HGTV and discover the world of color. I am sure the other two mayors would agree.
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| Nov 9, 2006 @ 9:22 PM |
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Kenn159
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Now that I am[Senior] Co Mayor ,in the process of discovering new revenue sources ,I have descided to fine village patrions that are not fully clothed ,which includes wearing shoes,soaks and a shirt..
They shall be worn at all times including in the shower,in the yard ,sleeping and while eating green eggs and ham..
Random searches may be required 
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