| Feb 21, 2007 @ 12:58 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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Well we all know there was a man from nantucket...but not sure that one would be allowed. So lets write our own. Heres an example.
There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor
Here's mine
There once was a lassie named Dovie
Who was passionate, cuddly and Lovie
She craved a fine mister
To hold her and kissher
perhaps she could could find her own covey*
* covey ...a small collection of people
Your turn!!!!!!!
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| Feb 21, 2007 @ 1:10 AM |
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witchietoo
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You do know what the other meaning of covey is don't you Dovie?
small flock of partridges or similar birds.......close enough to Dove's....well sorta they are birds...lol
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| Feb 21, 2007 @ 1:22 AM |
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witchietoo
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Ok, here is my feeble attempt at this one....still like There once was a Man...well you know it...lol
There once was a women named Witchie
Who's life kind of made her itchy
A Knight on a steed
is all that she needs
who knows maybe she won't be so bitchy
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| Feb 21, 2007 @ 2:19 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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Great job Witchie
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| Feb 21, 2007 @ 3:22 AM |
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witchietoo
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There once were some really good people in MD Village
They never would think to harm or pillage
There was Jack our favorite pervert
Who everyone tried to convert
Alas, that didn't work and he had to clean up the spillage
Yeah I know that one is bad..  ..off to my corner
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| Feb 21, 2007 @ 4:51 AM |
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jackf1950
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oh no, no spiliage, I hit what I aim for.. and, dont have any limedicks that would pass MD muster
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| Feb 21, 2007 @ 8:03 AM |
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doctorbones
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kissher Sounds like you have a thing for Sean Connery. He kisshes all his women.
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| Feb 21, 2007 @ 9:34 AM |
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Kenn159
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Ok ,here is my limerick from the hood ,by my alter ego Captain Flea.
To Introduce myself ,my name is Captain Flea.
What it is will be ,is my Philosophy
The ladies really love me because I know Im all dat.
Dont mess with me ,cause I use my gun .and go rat atata tat
on yo ass.
I be chillin wit the ladies and fofillin they desire
I got three wives and I never get tired.
I be a bad dude ,so see me comin through .
Dont be hard lookin at me or I'll be talkin to you.
Straight up, Peace
I saw a show about Rap on PBS last night and got inspired 
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| Feb 23, 2007 @ 6:30 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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I like your Rap Ken... I had this image of you looking all ghetto and doing your thing.. great job!!!!!
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| Feb 23, 2007 @ 7:42 PM |
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Kenn159
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Yeah I just created a parody of rap,its just a example of the bad state of rap these days ,self grandizing and disrespectful towards women .
Personally I have never been a big fan of rap ,but I know alot of people like it, I think its way over do for a change in direction and topics of substance.
I think most rap lyrics ,pull people down.
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| Feb 24, 2007 @ 12:22 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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There once was a man from Dade City
Who had three wives so lovely and pretty
He gave them diamonds,riches and gold
So they would do as their told
But he never would meet so thats sh***y! 
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| Feb 24, 2007 @ 12:23 AM |
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witchietoo
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 That one was great Dove....a lot better then my Jack one...lol
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| Feb 24, 2007 @ 12:38 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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Takes a bow  I thought your Jack one was very cool.
JFreak needs to write one now!
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| Feb 25, 2007 @ 5:01 PM |
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Kenn159
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There once was a very groovey guy.
But no one else would realize ,so he would sit and sigh.
He had 3 wives ,so he thought he had it made .
But they would never come and see him in the land of Dade.
People would come from far and wide to meet his man .
Except for his very own wives ,so at home and alone , he just sits there on his can.
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| Feb 25, 2007 @ 5:07 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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lol let me get out my violin... I just wonder what our hubbie would do if we showed up in Dade City??? 
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| Feb 25, 2007 @ 10:08 PM |
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Kenn159
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You three are always welcome.
I dont know why it says Dade City though ,Im about 10 miles from Dade City in Ridge Manor.
I guess because it is the closest larger city,well larger in comparison.
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| Feb 26, 2007 @ 1:11 AM |
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Dovestreasure
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And I thought size didnt matter 
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| Feb 26, 2007 @ 3:16 AM |
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witchietoo
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People would come from far and wide to meet his man .
Except for his very own wives ,so at home and alone , he just sits there on his can.
Oh do we need to have a pitty party for King Ken?
ok now all at one time AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 
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| Feb 26, 2007 @ 3:22 AM |
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witchietoo
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There once was a King named Ken
Who blew off his 3 wives time and again
He better watch out
When Outlaws about
Or alone he will sit in his dusty old den
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| Feb 26, 2007 @ 6:14 PM |
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Dovestreasure
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Love that one Witchie 
Heres one for Jfreak
There was once a girl named Jfreak
Who was so shy that she barely could not speak
When a guy said she looked older
She got mad and grew bolder
She prooved that she was indeed not so meek.
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