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Apr 22, 2007 @ 9:55 AM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
ChefJoe51


Posts: 5
Redneck woman wanted. Any age. Must be first class trailor trash. Must like to party and play hard. Drink cheap beer and smoke unbrand cigarettes. Many tattoos are a plus. Having been on Jerry Springer is a bigger plus. No former jail birds. Those with a pickup and boat get first pick (please send picture of boat and truck). Wear tight jeans and lots of makeup (WalMart and K-Mart brands are high fassion).

I know you are out there. Please reply.
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 10:54 AM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
Blondiblue


Posts: 80
I have many tattoos and live in a new manufactured home, have a pontoon boat, but sorry, I have a pink (tanned) neck..........
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 11:38 AM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
Spacecoastman


Posts: 2
And they are very nice tatts from what I can see Blondi!
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 11:53 AM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
ChefJoe51


Posts: 5
Miss Blondiblue: Love the tats and the neck..May have to visit.
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 12:12 PM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
Dovestreasure


Posts: 3,447
Must be first class trailor trash
: I am first class but dwell in a home that is looking a bit trashy today ( I really need a maid)

Must like to party and play hard.:
I think I have this covered rather well.

Drink cheap beer and smoke unbrand cigarettes:
Would not indulge in either if my life depended on it.. much prefer fine wine , or a cocktail. I think everyone knows my position on smoking

Many tattoos are a plus.
I think Tatoos are works of arts, but my fear will never alow me to get one.

Having been on Jerry Springer is a bigger plus
My only Jerry Springer experience was watching him dance on dancing with the stars. My TV would burn in hell if I ever turned that show on.

No former jail birds.
I am an honest and law abiding citizen. I would not last a day in jail

Those with a pickup and boat get first pick (please send picture of boat and truck).
I just drive a old and faithful 93 Toyota Corolla. I do not have a boat , but sure do love cruise ships.

Wear tight jeans and lots of makeup (WalMart and K-Mart brands are high fassion).
My Jeans can be tight , but Walmart and K-mart are not my fashion house... I will admit to shopping at Goodwill and Thrift shops on occassion.
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 12:39 PM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
Spacecoastman


Posts: 2
I think your bases are well covered Dove!
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 12:57 PM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
jackf1950


Posts: 671
could not resist
"oh, and what BIG basses they are..............
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 1:54 PM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
witchietoo


Posts: 2,614
Jack you are so naughty....
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 6:35 PM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
ChefJoe51


Posts: 5
Thanks to everyone who replied to this post. I enjoyed writing it. Just thought it would be different. Most men want a picture perfect woman. A lot of the women think they are. Miss Dove and Miss Blondi are both true ladies. I am going to work on another post. I hope to have it up tonight or tomorrow.
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 8:39 PM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
Dovestreasure


Posts: 3,447
could not resist
"oh, and what BIG basses they are..............


Yes they are jack.. you bad bad boy


Thanks ChefJoe for calling me a lady.
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Apr 22, 2007 @ 9:39 PM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
fuchia04


Posts: 953
Qoute = ChefJoe51:
Having been on Jerry Springer is a bigger plus

Quote = Dove:
My only Jerry Springer experience was watching him dance on dancing with the stars. My TV would burn in hell if I ever turned that show on.

Me:
Well, hell would freeze over before I defiled my TV set with Jerry Springer. Well okay, Jack already has a picture of hell freezing over... but that doesn't count!!!
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 4:47 PM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
outlaw_star


Posts: 1,089
Well, ever since they took off the fighting and changed the set on Jerry Springer I sort of lost interest in it, thou I still have my Jerry Springer security t-shirt!

I think I'll stick with Maury Polvich for awhile, until he changes his format and/or his stage or until I get bored with him then I'll find someone else to watch....maybe either judge judy or the people's court?
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 11:58 PM REDNECK WOMAN WANTED    
Dovestreasure


Posts: 3,447
Here we go and mention Jerry Springer and he ends up making a brief appearance on "Dancing with the stars" tonight... I really do dislike his show but he showed a soft and funny side last season on the show. His appearance tonight was to inspire Joey Fatone to dance the samba like MAN! It was pretty funny. Joey is paired with Jerrys partner from last season.
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