Must be first class trailor trash: I am first class but dwell in a home that is looking a bit trashy today ( I really need a maid)
Must like to party and play hard.: I think I have this covered rather well.
Drink cheap beer and smoke unbrand cigarettes: Would not indulge in either if my life depended on it.. much prefer fine wine , or a cocktail. I think everyone knows my position on smoking
Many tattoos are a plus. I think Tatoos are works of arts, but my fear will never alow me to get one.
Having been on Jerry Springer is a bigger plusMy only Jerry Springer experience was watching him dance on dancing with the stars. My TV would burn in hell if I ever turned that show on.
No former jail birds. I am an honest and law abiding citizen. I would not last a day in jail
Those with a pickup and boat get first pick (please send picture of boat and truck). I just drive a old and faithful 93 Toyota Corolla. I do not have a boat , but sure do love cruise ships.
Wear tight jeans and lots of makeup (WalMart and K-Mart brands are high fassion). My Jeans can be tight , but Walmart and K-mart are not my fashion house... I will admit to shopping at Goodwill and Thrift shops on occassion.