Witchie I found it. I got this scammer letter. His profile said he lived in England, but was contracted at a job in (where else?) (you got it) Africa I was bored one night and decided to write back to him. I picked his letter apart. My responses are highlighted. Gosh darned, I never heard back from him either.  Here you go. Hope you enjoy
Hello:
Hello I am a nice white male
You mean there is such a thing? that seeks a nice white woman for a friend and lover relationship.
Ok, but are you sure? If that goes well
You mean the lover realtionship has to be in there to? a long term relationship is in order.
Well seeing that a lover relationship is a requirement I hope so. The void in my life is romance and intimacy.
Gee mine too, How long has it been for you? Mine was yesterday. I have no interested in asexuals.
What do you consider asexual? I'm easy to get along with on most issues,
ok, but what about the other ones? Does that mean there will be problems? but I'm not into smokers or house cats!
Jeez, not into asexuals, smokers or housecats, hummm what about housedogs? Do you do those? My ideal woman would live alone
well I guess that leaves me out I live with 15 housedogs, 10 housecats and have 12 kids and be ready to date and mate again.
Dating maybe, but with 12 kids already, I don't think mating would be a good thing for me. Last, if you would like to get to know me,
I think your profile summed it up all too well please use my Yahoo email address and reference Matchdoctor.
I'm not too sure I want to, since you don't like housecats and want me to give up my 12 kids so I can live alone
Happy Wednesday,
Oops, it's not Wednesday any more. It's Thursday and it isn't too happy
I went to the store with all 12 kids in tow. Little Johnny got his arm stuck in the handle of the shopping cart and they had to call the fire department to get it out. Poor little Mary, tried on a pair of pants and the zipper got stuck, couldn't get it open so they had to get a pair of scissors to cut them off of her. Little Charlie, felt sorry for all the fish in the fish tanks and released them all on the floor. (it was kind of funny watching all the little fish flopping around, the manager didn't think so). Little Bobby had this strange deisre to ride one of the bicycles around the store, popping wheelies in front of the older people. Little Tina, got hungry and helped herself into trying out all the cookies until she found one she liked. Little Debbie, went to the restroom and was washing her hands and broke the faucet, water was shooting out every where. Little Jimmy and Darin, well they had to go to the bathroom too and caused the toilet to over flow (actually it was three toilets) water came pouring out into the store. Little Linda and Trudy, got bored and decided to have an egg throwing contest. Not sure who one. Little Paul, found an empty register and annouced over the loud speaker that they were having a free day at the store and everything was free. Boy, talk about some angry customers. The employees and management weren't too happy either. And last but not least Little Troy. Bless his little heart. He tried to help me out and when he went to get a can of corn, he grabbed one that was at his level and they all fell. Cans of corn went flying all over the place. Well shopping with 12 kids is kind of expensive. It cost me over 5,000.00 that day. We have to look for a new store to shop at tomorrow as well, as the management said that they would be closing for the next couple weeks. I think he just said that though.
Maybe you would be willing to reconsider and go out with me anyway. I'm a white, loving woman and I'm a great cook. I know the kids would really love having you around and would love to call someone daddy again.. What do you do for a living btw? Hope to hear back from you real soon. It would be nice having a man around the house again. You can write me at my yahoo email address listed below. Look forward to talking with you.
Take care,
Honbee
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