| Apr 26, 2008 @ 11:42 PM |
You know that you are in Illinois when...
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RareQuestor
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your Wal-Mart greeter has the face of a sock puppet and all the friendliness of a rabid pit bull! 
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| Apr 27, 2008 @ 2:36 PM |
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KittyNation
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Thank goodness you're not describing my father. LOL Now as for the other male door greeter at our store --- weeeeeeeeellll - description fits him prettttttty good. 
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| Apr 27, 2008 @ 3:32 PM |
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CentsofHumor
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"You're getting screwed....and not kissed first"
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| Apr 28, 2008 @ 9:56 PM |
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ImChristi2
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40 degree weather feels "warm"...
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 7:49 AM |
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loonietunes
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there's only 2 seasons , winter and road construction .....
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 5:44 PM |
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ImChristi2
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hahahaha! Now ain't that the truth. :o)
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 8:26 PM |
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moonlit33
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There are more hubcaps on the side of the road then on your car. Pothole Heaven
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 9:29 PM |
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hpylady1
Posts: 35
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Farm machinery have the right of way ..
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| Apr 30, 2008 @ 8:44 AM |
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loonietunes
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Spring is signaled by pothole competition instead of the first robin
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| Apr 30, 2008 @ 12:40 PM |
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ImChristi2
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The groundhog pushes snooze for three months....
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| May 1, 2008 @ 12:14 PM |
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loonietunes
Posts: 233
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You keep seeing Abe Lincoln images in front of you in traffic ( license plates)
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| May 2, 2008 @ 4:09 PM |
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RareQuestor
Posts: 2,652
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...you refer to Illinois as "the land of Lincoln" and the natives give you a blank look and ask "Who?"
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| May 4, 2008 @ 10:06 PM |
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bottlefedsilvergt
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The most popular haircut for men is a MULLET!!!!!!!
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| May 5, 2008 @ 2:37 AM |
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hpylady1
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when pick trucks out number the cars 10 to 1
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| May 5, 2008 @ 11:45 AM |
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loonietunes
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But 75 % of the pickup trucks are driven by women ....... 
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| May 5, 2008 @ 4:26 PM |
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honeynubbin
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Whoever happens to be governor has been linked to whatever political corruption case is going on at any given time...
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| May 5, 2008 @ 10:25 PM |
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bottlefedsilvergt
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If the number of people living in your trailor (aka mobile home) is higher then your IQ
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| May 5, 2008 @ 11:36 PM |
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hpylady1
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that 25% of trucks driven by men has a dog in the passenger seat.
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| May 6, 2008 @ 4:34 PM |
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loonietunes
Posts: 233
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Or and extreemly large flemi8sh giant rabbit ..... 
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| May 8, 2008 @ 11:15 PM |
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RareQuestor
Posts: 2,652
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...you feel an itch in your groin and it turns out to be the governor trying to pick your pocket!
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