| Jul 29, 2006 @ 9:31 AM |
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jeanc200358
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I saw this elsewhere on the net and thought it was pretty cute. I can't post attribution, because there was none.
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"The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? "
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 9:35 AM |
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jamminjerry
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well, logic implies, everyone that has read the subject of the post and its foundation. 
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 10:03 AM |
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jeanc200358
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Run that by me again? LOL
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 10:07 AM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Scary...occasionally I understand (I think) what JJ says...
NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? "
Jammins' answer:
everyone that has read the subject of the post and its foundation
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 10:15 AM |
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Loreli
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 yep-what they said!
(gosh, to think somebody went through all the trouble to figure all that out and put it in writing) 
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 10:40 AM |
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T_i_m
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The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
Well, they were single at one time.
Don't believe something just because it's in print, or on a web page.
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 11:16 AM |
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definitelydi
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The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
Well, they were single at one time.
I'm gonna play  advocate. Perhaps the handsome, nice and heterosexual men that were married are now, in fact, not nice.
Perhaps they are now:
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy (or guilty) and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 11:17 AM |
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jamminjerry
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i think i am beginning to see one of the problems people have with my posts. i consider what is said here to be very much like talking! whatever you say last is what i will comment on! whereas here with typed words many folks like to jump around or go back to the initial point. am i correct so far? Heaven seemed to pick it up rather quickly! in what sense would she be exceptional? i might just learn something here if i don't start barking at a stump! 
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 4:28 PM |
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duwant1
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I thought, only the good die young? 
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 5:19 PM |
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holding4u
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HUH??????????
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 5:21 PM |
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Cidronlvnv
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oh, man i dont like the generalities of this particular thread (at least the initial post). buy into the stereotypes and thats what you will find, or create. you see my pic, i am not overly handsome, but not a zero either. if you have read my postings, you will find i am nice and caring. i am not gay. ok, technically still married, but thats until the paperwork is filed, paid for, and completed to a judges satisfaction. And, you got me on money, but that is improving dramatically. If something happens between me and someone significant, i dont care if you are after my money. I will give it to you if that something happens. I am not after your money. Money isnt the be all and end all of anything. My only need for money is bills, normal stuff. Dont care about more than that. My wife (soon to be ex) wasnt a beauty pageant contestant, but I treated her as such, made her think of herself in a better way etc. Cowards? Not likely. I pick my battles. I dont have to fight them all. Ok, you got me again.. Yes, I am painfully shy, probably moreso now that I am undergoing seperation/divorce proceedings and the confidence (with the opposite sex) is at an all time low. And, I am ok with you making the first move. I will do so as well. There isnt a rule book (since the 1980 revision anyways) that says that the female cannot make the first move.
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:23 PM |
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Ron9
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money money money money - four times mentioned.
If I were to try to make that type of list (about females) - I don’t think money would have been listed more than one time. But it was about MEN - so it was important ............ humm.
Am I the only person on earth that don’t think money should be on the mind of a person looking for a bf/gf - husband/wife?
This post was a lot longer - and turned into a total rant. I deleted the rest of it. I am sick to death that money has so much to do with relationships. I am so sick of it that I find a way to tell any female I talk to “I am not rich” - I lose 95% of them right then and I do it on purpose. I DO have a pot to pizz in (NOT rich) but want to make sure that has nothing to do with nothing and it always does.
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:34 PM |
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sissycat411
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money money money money - four times mentioned.
Money = the roof over your head
Money = the bills are paid and no collection agencies
Money = the food on your table
Money = transportation
Money = the necessities of life today and maybe some extras....
Doesn't sound so bad to me.......
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:39 PM |
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jamminjerry
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me neither! now if i could find someone to "double" up with, think how much we could save for retirement! lolgically, each year of doing all that stuff would be a year of retirement!
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:40 PM |
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Bojangles102
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My portfolio could be worth $10 million dollars and I'd make sure that I sounded like I was on food stamps....I want someone who want me for MEEEE.
If you're happy together you don't need any 'extras'.
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:42 PM |
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jamminjerry
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think how much further ahead we would be if each of us were to use our individual skills to make some improvement instead of paying a "professional" LOL about the only extra thing my ex contributed was a "honey do" list!
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:44 PM |
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jamminjerry
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i learned when i was a kid that happy didn't put grits on the table, mama did, in every aspect! LOL
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:45 PM |
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jeanc200358
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ummm...am I the only one who realizes that the author of the subject of my post intended it to be taken in a light vein?
Bet if one of the popular crowd here posted it you'd all be wetting your pants you'd be laughing so hard...
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:50 PM |
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Bojangles102
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When I wrote 'Wimmin', I wrote it in a light vein also but I got ripped from head to toe.....So much for light vein. But I DO appreciate your attempt.
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:50 PM |
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jamminjerry
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how about we take the 5 items mentioned by sissy and discuss them in the manner they relate to a relationship? #1: the roof over "our" head. initial investment and amoratization and depreciation. let us say that one or the other or both individuals have a roof over their head. now, lets make a deal!
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