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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 1:50 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice
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Artemis122
Posts: 623
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This came in an Email --
Q: How do you Romance a Woman?
A: Wine her, Dine her, Cuddle with her, Surprise her, Compliment her hair, Shop with her, Listen to her talk, buy Flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters, and be willing to go to the End of the Earth and back again for her.
Q: How do you Romance a Man?
A: Arrive Naked. Bring food.
Example -- a woman's picture of Romance tends to Revolve around her Emotional needs and her thirst for a Relationship with Her Honey. It's a "Packaged Deal" like going on a cruise.....
Ladies, knowing that "men" can only single-task and have one dimensional thinking, what is your ONE True Desire that is "easy to do" that will help you Arrive Naked. 
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 1:55 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice |
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razzired
Posts: 2,922
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You want to do something that will get noticed?
Clean the bathroom without being asked.
Do the dishes without expecting to be thanked 100 times for being so thoughtful.
Take out the trash before it fills to overflowing.
Big, flowery, grand gestures are wonderful but little every day things matter the most.
MJ
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 2:13 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice
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kattsmeow
Posts: 22,628
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Opening my door, pulling out my chair, flowers are nice, ( I still get them after a year and a half). Music, then dancing in the kitchen while the food is cooking,,on and on it goes. 
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 2:26 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice |
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robodad
Posts: 7,823
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Hang on, I'll write this down...(now where did I put that pen)............rats! I left it at the office...oh, well 
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 2:35 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice
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littleross
Posts: 249
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All the things that Razz and Katt said, plus:
How about spending some quiet time, looking me in the eye and just talking..... you know, simple communication about anything, from the way my cat drools when I pet him, to the state of the economy and world peace?
Occasionally getting up before I do to start the coffee for me?
Letting me know that even though I beleive I am the biggest strongest, it is sometimes okay for me to lean on you?
Those are all very romantic things for me! 
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 5:19 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice |
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tyrannyforyou
Posts: 3,066
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housework is romantic? holy crap...and i am obsessive! i love to clean.
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 5:21 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice
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razzired
Posts: 2,922
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Of course housework is romantic. Haven't you ever seen those cute little maid uniforms? 
MJ
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 5:21 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice |
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tyrannyforyou
Posts: 3,066
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i don't link a maid outfit to romance. it is usually just lustful feelings.
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 5:24 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice
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razzired
Posts: 2,922
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Well, lust is the best part of romance.
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 5:24 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice |
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tyrannyforyou
Posts: 3,066
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just call me a romantic then!
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 5:56 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice
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1stsignofspring
Posts: 17,992
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When I am out with that special someone, I like to know that I am the center of his attention. That includes looking into my eyes, smiling, touching my hand, compliments, laughing when I say something funny (even if it's not)..just acting like I am the most important person on the planet for the time we are together! Hummmm.....it doesn't get any better than that...Nice and slow...take your time romancing me...the night is young! 
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 6:31 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice |
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jamminjerry
Posts: 4,085
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arty, most guys know how to get laid! duh!!! there are a few of us that are looking for the last time!!
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 7:35 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 18,613
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For me? Cook me a great meal, appreciate my appreciation, show off your sense of humor and obviously enjoy mine, show off how much you know and let me parade some of my ridiculously large store of totally useless trivia, share some puzzles (logic, crossword, whatever) and really get a kick out of how differently we arrive at answers...oh, and if I cook, make believe it was great. Some white lies are OK.
Q: How do you Romance a Man?
A: Arrive Naked. Bring food.
I'm afraid I should have been a man.
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 7:40 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice |
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MotownManiax
Posts: 9,737
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Great advice, girls, but I think I'll still need a cheat sheet (or book )
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 7:59 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice
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littleross
Posts: 249
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Hey Mo - I'm betting you would do just fine without Cliff notes.
So......... Can I borrow that book of yours?
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 8:10 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice |
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MotownManiax
Posts: 9,737
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Cool Lil honey, we'll read together....and do a little practicin', too.  
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 8:23 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice
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KitKatBar
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Hum one sure way of showing me romance is dont forget something your promised, everyone has a schedualer on thier cell phones now days and yet men always seem to forget the annivesarys, doctor appointments or dinner with the parents, also changing the kitty litter before it starts to stink so bad you dont want to even live in the same house with it.
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 8:40 PM |
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jamminjerry
Posts: 4,085
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women! LOL do ya actually know how many thousands of years women have bitched and guys have said "yes dear"  personally i think that women should start applying what their mamas told them! LOL as i mentioned earlier, most fellas know how to get laid! feed them the BS, MS and then go with the pHd! LOL
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 9:32 PM |
LADIES, how would you like to be "Romanced?" GUYS, just Read, Learn, Practice
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duwant1
Posts: 575
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A Golden is just so simple. A$$ kissing not required!
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| Sep 15, 2006 @ 10:15 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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Ya...but Golden's lick/kiss their OWN asses...why would they wanna do yours too?
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