| Jan 18, 2007 @ 7:01 PM |
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sweet5red
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OK well I thought this might be fun.. ( for entertainment only as if we dont laugh enough on here )
all ceremonies performed by Sweet N Louisiana aka reverend Missy Kissy Red
Ladies and gentlemen we are here tonight to witness the first Md ceremony at the MD Hitching Post chapel any where usa..
Bride= Empath
Groom= spongeBob
Ok yall join hands..( dont they look cute)
dearly beloved.. we are all here to witness the joining of this loving couple( yall stop that ya aint married yet) Love is a sweet and sacred trust, anda most powerful bond meant to least for all time..do you sponge promise to love her, honor her and cherish her.. make her lots of hot chocolate in winter ( with lots of marshmallows) and lots of hugs and kisses day and night.. always make up before bed ifn ya fight, pamper her when she isnt feelling alright, ( sponge says yes, you betcha) Empath do you take sponge even at times when he might not feel super absorbent, give him lots of hugs and kisses and tell him he makes the best hot chocolate in the world.. and love him with all his flaws as he loves you with yours but each is perfect to the other.. well empath with tears in her eyes says yes.. well with the power invested in me BY Md and the anywhere usa chapel.. i say yall are hitched..  i present mr and Mrs spongebob..  and whoever messes with those i have joined answers to me REV Missy Kissy RED 
ok whose next.. :)
[Edited on 1/18/2007 7:30 PM]
[Edited on 1/18/2007 7:34 PM]
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| Jan 18, 2007 @ 7:05 PM |
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DoorWatcher
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^^^ 
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| Jan 18, 2007 @ 7:12 PM |
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BandTMom
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| Jan 18, 2007 @ 7:20 PM |
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countrycanuck
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| Jan 18, 2007 @ 7:24 PM |
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wiccked
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very good!!!! but,Empath, if it doesnt work out , i know a real good lawyer-  and he will fight to get you the house, cars, motorcycles, children, dogs, cats, jewelry, lawnmower, and everything else you so richly deserve- cost? - 2 installments of 29.95- shipping and handling excluded.....
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| Jan 18, 2007 @ 10:00 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
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Marry me off to somebody, it's likely to be as close as I ever get.
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| Jan 18, 2007 @ 10:36 PM |
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Snappygoddess
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Shows you how much I am in here.. I didn't even know Empath and Sponge were an item 
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| Jan 18, 2007 @ 10:50 PM |
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Red69Sun
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| Jan 18, 2007 @ 11:44 PM |
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sweet5red
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Marry me off to somebody, it's likely to be as close as I ever get.
Hmmm ok lets see who i can fit Toucherin with.. any bridal candidates here ok ladies...... make the call and i will do the ceremony.. REV MIssy KIssy RED at your service
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| Jan 18, 2007 @ 11:55 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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ok whose next.. :)
Me and Reiko_Sawamura.
Dont worry, it's ok in New jersey 
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| Jan 19, 2007 @ 12:50 AM |
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CaNaturalBlonde
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Congrats empath and spongey
I just bought a toaster on ebay for ya!
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| Jan 19, 2007 @ 12:58 AM |
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TRS1958
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I do video production. I can video the ceremony and even the honeymoon iffen they want me to. 
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| Jan 19, 2007 @ 2:20 AM |
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sweet5red
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Reiko_Sawamura and LGQ
Ok we are here in the chapel of the MD Hitchin Post for more nuptials.. this is the celebration of
LGQ
and Reiko_Sawamura
this is special since LGQ is kinda like my adopted daughter..
Both are all dressed in Black LGQ's dress is trimmed in white.. and Reiko's Lookin sharp in his black tux..
Do you reiko take LGQ for your " better half" and promise to spoil her and pamper her and get her season tickets for all the wrastlin events.. and such.. to give her lots of hugs and kisses.. and not ever diss her or tell her she's fat.. ( he says yes i will promise) do you LGQ promise to pamper Reiko and give him lots of attention and love him as much as ya do those wrastlers.. and never diss him but ya will tell him if hes getting fat. cause he said so.. well she said ** sigh yes i do and looks as him as only LGQ can... with those pouty looks :) yall are now hubby and wife.. yall dont mess with this pair or u are in trouble.. i present mr and mrs Reiko_Sawamura
let the party begin..
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| Jan 19, 2007 @ 2:27 AM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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| Jan 19, 2007 @ 2:32 AM |
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SpiritEnergy
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, yall are sooo cool! I am luvin this thread! Thanks Red! Hug! 
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| Jan 19, 2007 @ 2:41 AM |
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sweet5red
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ok folks here is the last ceremony for the night before REV Missy Kissy RED shuts the MD HItchin post chapel down..
Bride= Red69Sun
Groom= Toucherinsparks
ladies and gentleman if ever there was a pair
they are standing right there..
Touch in his white tux and red cumberbund
and redsun in her red and white gown..
listen you can hear trace adkins singing " for the rest of mine"
The Rest Of Mine"
( trace adkins)
There's no guarantee that we'll see tomorrow
Heaven only knows how long we have
So there's no way I'll ever for one second let you wonder
Just how long my love for you will last
'Til my last breath, 'til I'm called on high
'Til the angels come and I see the light
To the very end, 'til I give in
To the last beat of my heart
No I can't swear that I'll be here for the rest of your life
But I swear I'll love you for the rest of mine
'Til my last breath, 'til I'm called on high
'Til the angels come and I see the light
To the very end, 'til I give in
To the last beat of my heart
No I can't swear that I'll be here for the rest of your life
But I swear I'll love you for the rest of mine
No I can't swear that I'll be here for the rest of your life
But I swear I'll love you for the rest of mine
Touch do you promise to spoil her and pamper her
always be honest and true and loveing and lots of TLC
To make her breakfast in bed on sunday
and help her to understand that you are her only man
to never leave the house without a kiss
and to say I love you before any lights are out at night
( he whispers sweetly yes i do)
redsun will you give touch good back rubs and show him how to
fold towels and sheets ( fitted ones) and how you like your coffee or tea
and teach him how ya like your back scrubbed.. she looks at touch and sweetly says uh huh i will.. i now by the power vested in me by MD and the HItchin post chapel any place usa pronounce ya are now Hitched.. Live long and prosper ( wait thats star trek) umm ok yall be happy..
REV Missy kissy red says let the honeymoon begin...
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| Jan 19, 2007 @ 2:55 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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 you rock SWEET!!
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| Jan 19, 2007 @ 3:02 AM |
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Wildkitty
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Congrats to everyone!
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| Jan 19, 2007 @ 7:38 AM |
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Red69Sun
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Hey........  .......wait a sec........STOP THE PRESSES.....Did you say MOI????
You are hitching me and TSparks???
To the Honourable Rev Missy Kissy Red, I didn't even know he cared........let alone.......putting a ring on my finger.........what's up..........was I just shanghied.....a mail order bride......and I didn't put the stamp on the envelope.......What's up you two? 
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| Jan 19, 2007 @ 7:45 AM |
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DoorWatcher
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Sweet, I had no idea of your many talents. Like Becks said, you rock!
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