| Feb 16, 2007 @ 2:23 PM |
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Blondino
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This is the "Personals Thread "
if you have anything for sale .. want to buy anything
Or a quick short Date Me advert for those who are serious .... could be funny could be rhyming ,.... up to you
 Blue Eyed Blonde from across the Pond 
 Seeks tall dark cutie with a rounded bootie 
Lovin & Given with a Fun for Livin 
 devoted to jannie ...then you can be my Mannie
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| Feb 16, 2007 @ 5:08 PM |
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loisday
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How did that old song go?
Gonna put it in the want ads......
Wanted: Young man, single and free
Experienced in love, prefered,
But, we'll accept a young trainee!!
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| Feb 16, 2007 @ 8:46 PM |
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MusicMonster
Posts: 2,954
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At night I feel you breathing
as you're lying there wrapped up with me
so far away and dreaming
of a love we're sure was meant to be..
You're all I ever wanted
so many things wrapped up in one
but when the morning comes around,
it hurts so much to find you gone..
But where are you my princess
whose smile could light the morning sky
So far, to me, you're just a dream,
a misty shadow passing by
But if I ever find you
that illusive heart I'm longing for
I'll wrap my love around you
and never would I ask for more
But first, you've got to click me
Without that we could never be..
If fate has any meaning,
all you've got to do is click on me.. 
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-MM  
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| Feb 16, 2007 @ 8:54 PM |
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travelnfrog
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MM - you are truly a songwriter! 
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| Feb 16, 2007 @ 9:32 PM |
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MusicMonster
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Betcha you liked the 'Click On Me' part best, eh Froggi? heh heh
-MM 
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| Feb 16, 2007 @ 9:46 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
Posts: 7,645
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Wanted:
Female, for personal abuse of unlimited platnuim credit card(s)(the s applies only if twins). Must be between the ages of 23 to 50, stand from 5ft4(in heels) to 6ft2(out of heels), have a good body, and willing to put out on a regular basis. The more experience the better. All hookers, call girls, and FSOA (Future Sluts of America) are welcome to apply. Must have more than 100 references (family members acceptable for the states of GA, WV, SC, and NJ)...please call now, this add wont last....
OU812
(555) 555-6969
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| Feb 16, 2007 @ 9:48 PM |
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MarysPlace
Posts: 2,930
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GA, WV, SC, and NJ
Now that was bad. Slapping NJ in there. Bad, bad boy! How could you???
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| Feb 16, 2007 @ 10:13 PM |
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IndigoRose
Posts: 1,194
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Tired of cooking? Cleaning? Well, look no further! She dices, she slices,she shakes and bakes ,she turns that frown upside down in seconds. Made from a high density molecular structure, with convenient carry handles,
No guarantee on this model ...as is.
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| Feb 16, 2007 @ 10:15 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
Posts: 7,645
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but Mary! I am famaliar with NJ and their...relations....
very strange people in the pine barrens.... 
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| Feb 16, 2007 @ 10:24 PM |
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SHASTAEAGLE
Posts: 94
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^^^ She turns that frown upsidedown in seconds^^^
Yes she does, I'm a witness.
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| Feb 17, 2007 @ 10:34 AM |
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twotall911
Posts: 12,863
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indigo-Tired of cooking? Cleaning? Well, look no further! She dices, she slices,she shakes and bakes ,she turns that frown upside down in seconds. Made from a high density molecular structure, with convenient carry handles,
No guarantee on this model ...as is.
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| Feb 18, 2007 @ 6:08 AM |
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Blondino
Posts: 4,269
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I dont need a man who cleans and cooks
Just want a Warrior who hunts and shoots
Makes me feel feminine and protected
Not tied together but soul conected
I dont want a friend or another brother
I want passion ,emotion and a loving lover
Positive , strong , manly & very active
Its our differences that I find attractive
 So come out of the woods Warriors ,. Jannie awaits by the cave
[Edited on 2/18/2007 6:20 AM]
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| Feb 18, 2007 @ 6:10 AM |
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twotall911
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