| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:19 PM |
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definitelydi
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Women are like apples on trees. The best apples are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground, which aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men, they are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. 
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:22 PM |
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blueyes101
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I'll bite your apple if you drink my wine     ............ 
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:22 PM |
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loisday
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Di, your post is a work of art! Awesome and funny.
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:32 PM |
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definitelydi
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I can't take credit, Lois! A pal sent it!
You've got a deal, Blue! 
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:35 PM |
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Loreli
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I love it! 
(disclaimer: this does not apply adversely to all people...)
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:35 PM |
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wiccked
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well, i have always considered myself to be at the top of the tree and the men in my life have always climbed there to get me-and i have never had to stomp the crap out of them- i dont want to beat someone down so they will care for me- just doesn't seem right 
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:36 PM |
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Laidback742
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Some people actually like us grapes just as we are.
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:38 PM |
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definitelydi
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it's humor, people 
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:41 PM |
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Laidback742
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Yes, Di .... I was being sarcastic.
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:42 PM |
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blueyes101
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Does that mean I don't get your apple, or you won't drink my wine?
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:45 PM |
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1stsignofspring
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I'm sitting up here at the top of the apple tree...looking for tree climbers..
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:46 PM |
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definitelydi
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I know, Lb!
And you are definitely gonna be eating my apple, Blue. Ya know, I do love to go to wine tastings. Man, I feel like such a slut now.  
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 8:54 PM |
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blueyes101
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 I won't tell .................................................................. 
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 9:23 PM |
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grumblebear
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does that mean the women have worms, if they aren't sprayed?
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 9:25 PM |
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ThangelM8
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I'm sitting up here at the top of the apple tree...looking for tree climbers..
1st maybe a few step ladders would help some of these guys.....lol! A little nudge never hurt!!
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 9:34 PM |
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Shortiaintlying
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Im a pretty good apple and cherry picker. When I go to the orchard I ride my horse big tony, big tony is just that mother loving HUGE! 12 -16 hands so Im told. I ride on him, i get the best picks always. I watch the peeps arround me grab from the lower branches, while they have pouches full of fruit that they will throw most out. i get the very best. i've been taking my son recent years. A man must show his son how to pick the best of everything. 
Now while grapes, wine get better with age. apples seem to sour, & get moldy. So umm women are like apples after all. lol so HA! in da face
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 9:35 PM |
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Shortiaintlying
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NO!  nudging is not safe, exspecailly when ones on a ladder!!
bad bad girl lol
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 9:44 PM |
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ThangelM8
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Whooa, Short you could be right. Then it would be "another one bites the dust," when they fall off the ladder!
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| Apr 3, 2007 @ 12:44 AM |
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steveemac
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"Don't sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me,
Anyone else but me,
Anyone else but me..."
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| Apr 3, 2007 @ 12:47 AM |
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IndigoRose
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I have a cute little way of eating grapes... 
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