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JayBird747
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Usually, unless the person is total skank, nobody "sets it up so it can occur" Mostly from what I seen, the initial attraction come by chance. You see somethin er have a little social interaction and see a possibility that would work great fer you iiiiiiiiiif, you weren't already commited elsewhere.
So then ya go through a little phase a "Oh my that sure would be fun, but I don't know if I wanta risk my regular thing ofer a new fling" and "Oh my!!!! She smiled at me again, and this time come and talked to me, I think Ima gonna blow a gasket" and ""She touched my shoulder!!!! That MUST mean she wants ta get frisky with me"
Well, the good new is, a lot a time yer right, and she does wanta get frisky...but it jest don't always happen like ya thought it would.
After that first couple a "Oh my, I think there intrested", a coupla things can happen.
1. You get over it, and go back to yer longer term commitment
2A. You take a shot at the new thing, but then find out the welcome mat wasn't out (like ya thought it was). So you slink back hopin ya don't get found out and havin to go through the bitchin and the embarrasement of being exposed.
2B. You take the new shot and the welcome mat was out. Yeehaw!!!!!! All that fantasizing has taken on reality. Yipppeee!!!!!! Ain't you jest the pine cone stud from the hills!!!!!!
3. Then somethin happens that ya didn't realize. Ya stat noticin flaws in yer previous commmitment. The house ain't clean. The dinner wouldn't ready. Her panies don't fly off evertime yer felling frisky. Success with the new relationship is ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS the death kneal fer the old relationship. Hey, who cares right? Pack the ole beitch up and send her down the road. Ya got somebody new to tickle yer nethers, so who needs her?
4. Something else happens that you weren't expectin. As soon as things slow down and ya stop blowin a load 3-4 times a day, ya start to notice defects in yer new partner. It starts little at first, then gets worst. Soon it gets pretty alarming if it is worse then the last relationship (which is more often then not) but by then, it is usually too ta get back into the old one.
5 Ya finally get so frustrated with the new relationship, and how damn stooooopid ya been, ya throw in towel and you find yerself alone. Suddenly, yer are one more in a vast sea a hearts that are jaded, sad and lonely.
That, friends an neighbors is the REAL story of how it happens. It don't happen like you read in them romance novels that gots Fabio on the cover in an open breaseted shirt.
Now don't think the ole bird is gettin all high an might on ya. The ONLY reason I know these steps so well is cause I AM A DUMARSE and I been through em myself.
Please don't think I am tryin to tell ya what ta do. Heckfire, ya can go an hunch every knothole in a fence fer all I care.
Im jest sayin, know what yer gettin into and have a realistic idea of the potential outcome, thet's all. Most folks who feel a lil twitch in their drawers then try dippin on the side is unrealistic as hell, and there is real potential fer endin up sad, disheartened and alone. Don't beleive me? Take a look around. It always turns out different then what ya tought (asuumin ya did any thinking at all)
Occasionaly, on the way in, a good buddy might tug yer elbow and snap ya back to reality before ya get too deep. So be careful. Be smart. Invest a little brain time and think about what yer doin.
Alright enough a that insigteful crap, some a ya ladies grab some beer an meet me in the hot-tub!!!!
[Edited on 4/20/2007 4:04 AM]
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 4:02 AM |
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painter007
Posts: 15,990
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grab a soda and Im in
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 4:03 AM |
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theobono
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what's a skank?  
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 4:07 AM |
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painter007
Posts: 15,990
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dont know........a stalker?
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 4:09 AM |
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KAOS2007
Posts: 6,680
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what's a skank? YOU.  
Jay 
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 4:10 AM |
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luvmycats
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  Come on Jaybird, get yer feathers wet!
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 4:13 AM |
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JayBird747
Posts: 728
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A skank is jest a nasty selfish person - terminology from down in the sticks
Hey Paint, come on in, with yer soda (dang! I was hopin beer would ger her tipsy and I could take an advantage) oh well, come on the waters fine.....I ain't wearin no trunks though.
Hey Catluver. Come on in!
[Edited on 4/20/2007 4:23 AM]
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 4:14 AM |
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KAOS2007
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Luv !!!!!!!!!!!  
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 4:15 AM |
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twotall911
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Luv is it deep enough for me
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 4:19 AM |
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luvmycats
Posts: 9,744
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KAOS!
TT, it sure is, climb on it!
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 7:57 AM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 28,436
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Pitch me a beer...I'm ready!
btw, great post, jay!
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 8:03 AM |
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1stsignofspring
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Good post Jay......do ya mind sending over a copy to my ex?
I been lied to and cheated on but you know what?.........I'm jumping in the hot tub with ya'll....
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 8:18 AM |
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Loreli
Posts: 20,318
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I'm already in! (and it was mostly MY half that wrote it....hehehe 
glass of champagne for me, please.
(Very good post)
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 8:25 AM |
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JayBird747
Posts: 728
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I'm already in! (and it was mostly MY half that wrote it....hehehe
glass of champagne for me, please Get thet girl some champayne!!!
OK, you get half the credit, but I'm gonna run the top half fer a while. I was readin in a magerzine that you gots to do a self mamm exam ever once in a while. So hold still, now....Gots ta be one of them reall long thourough ones too, ya know we can't be takin no chances with our health.
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 8:48 AM |
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Loreli
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(is that still enough for ya?) 
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 8:52 AM |
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medisynergi
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now who is running for office ...
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 8:55 AM |
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medisynergi
Posts: 314
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Instead of commitment, I use connection.
Instead of sex, I use relationship.
I redefine to avoid the drama of cheating.
Most would look at my physical situation and say no way ....
That is fine by me.
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 9:24 AM |
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Antoinette8
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Now don't think the ole bird is gettin all high an might on ya. The ONLY reason I know these steps so well is cause I AM A DUMARSE and I been through em myself
The grass always looks greener on the other side.
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 9:29 AM |
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Shortiaintlying
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i never cheated.
on anyone.
Im the occaisional friend that will slap you back into reality
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| Apr 20, 2007 @ 9:30 AM |
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Antoinette8
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Posts: 199 Instead of commitment, I use connection.
Instead of sex, I use relationship.
I redefine to avoid the drama of cheating.
Most would look at my physical situation and say no way ....
That is fine by me.
We all have to live our lives in a way that is true to ourselves.
You will die inside if you don't.
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