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capitalview
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• If you think all women are "nagging bitches" , expect to live alone when you get old and eventually die alone.
• If you have 100 reasons to criticize a woman, expect to live alone when you get older.
• Victoria Secrets' models are married. The perfect ones always are!
• Independent, attractive, nice - you can only have two in a woman.
• If you ask a woman on a first date how much she earns or what kind of car she drives, he gets to measure your penis while you are still in the restaurant.
• If you answer your cell phone during a first date, he has the right to immediately get up and leave with no explanation.
• Choosy and "stuck up" are closely related.
• At 50, single "happy bachelors" become single, lonely men.
• If you expect a woman to be "independent", don't be surprised that she'll be independent from you, too.
• Perfect women don't exist. Good women are everywhere.
• It's to want kids. It's OK not to sacrifice your personal life and goals for your career.
• The karmic retribution for putting good women into the "Friend Zone" while getting hurt by "bombshells" is to become bitter, angry, and the owner of at least three junk cars in your frontyard.
• You are not a "stud" no matter what your T-Shirt states. If you really think you are a stud, then you'd better have the body of a bodybuilder, the face of an angel, and the personality of a saint. Even so, only Victoria Secrets' model can marry a stud ,and she's already happily married to someone more worthy than you are.
• Your single buddies don't want you to have a happy relationship with a woman. Consider this when listening to their advice.
• A woman won't say "I want you" until he is 100% confident that you won't use this against her. This might take years, be patient because women have egos, too.
• Taking the time to look your best is not optional. After all, if you can catch her eye then you can catch her heart. Being agreeable, pleasant, and happy will seal the deal.
• Smiles and laughter are contagious and can melt any woman's heart.
• The unintended consequence of independence is loneliness.
• Expecting sex in exchange for your dating expenses is called "prostitution" and it's illegal in most states.
• Excessive complaining is neither attractive nor polite.
• You are entitled to nothing. However, you can expect rewards for working hard for something.
• Before you say "it's all her fault" after a bad date, look closely in the mirror.
• It's not always women making you unhappy. Don't let bitter men convince you of that.
• Being strong doesn't mean being bitchy. Wise men have known this for generations.
• You can't have it all. Please have the good sense to realize this.
• Compromise is not surrender, it's what is necessary to have a good relationship.
• Don't expect women to fall all over you just because you have external genitals. Feminism taught women to be independent, too.
• There's nothing wrong with acting as a gentleman.
• If she doesn't call you back, it means she's just not really into you. Deal with it.
• If you meet a woman, don't look for reasons to reject her or things to change in her. Find reasons to accept her and respect her.
• "As if" and "whatever" are immature insults used by 12 year olds, not intelligent adult men.
• The rule of thumb is - there's a woman out there for every man...except for cheap guys.
• Sorry pal, it's NOT all about you so you can change your T-Shirt now.
• Many women would prefer mature men, not boys.
• Don't expect any woman to provide sexual favors to you. It's not you, it's just how things are in nature : women need a REASON for having sex and you having erection is not a reason enough.
• Hanging around strippers won't give you any useful insights about women.
• "If you're rich, I'm single" is the female version of "No fat chicks".
• Winning a woman is not easy in itself , but keeping a woman requires really hard work.
• Advertising "Bitch" on your T-Shirt or sweatpants won't get you any dates. Single women don't care for that attitude.
• Deferring self-gratification is a sign of maturity. You can wait until dinner even if you're hungry now.
• The real world is pushy, rude, and often unpleasant. That doesn't mean you have to be the same way.
• If you look like a freak,act like a freak , expect to be treated like a freak.
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 8:19 AM |
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drs297
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I have one rule..
respect them
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 8:24 AM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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If you expect a woman to be "independent", don't be surprised that she'll be independent from you, too.
Perfect women don't exist. Good women are everywhere.
Smiles and laughter are contagious and can melt any woman's heart.
Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner! 
Especially the laughter...it's HUGE!!! 
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 9:30 AM |
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Pete73052
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If you look like a freak,act like a freak , expect to be treated like a freak.
There ya go 
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 9:35 AM |
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candylily
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Independent, attractive, nice - you can only have two in a woman.
Choosy and "stuck up" are closely related I disagree with both those statements. Not only can women be independent, attractive, and nice all at the same time, they can also be intelligent, warm, loyal, sexy, honest, etc. too.
Choosy and stuck up are very different. Choosy means you have standards. Stuck up means you think you're better than other people and are usually rude to others to try to prove to them how much better you are.
Smiles and laughter are contagious and can melt any woman's heart.
women need a REASON for having sex and you having erection is not a reason enough. I do agree with both those statements completely.
Edited to add: if I'm in a relationship, his erection is reason enough to have sex. I don't believe in saying no to someone you love unless there's a damn good reason. So what if I'm not in the mood at first? I'll get there soon enough once we get started.
[Edited on 10/3/2007 9:41 AM]
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 10:08 AM |
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burnslikethesun
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dont listen to women when it comes to men...
its like listening to a duck aon how you should be a cow.
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 10:50 AM |
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Haban3ro
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At 50, single "happy bachelors" become single, lonely men. I got in just under the wire, didn't I? 
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 11:34 AM |
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Classy_Blonde
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• The unintended consequence of independence is loneliness.
Uh-oh! Am I looking at my future? 
Hi Haban!  Yup. You almost missed the bus. Phew!
(Oops! Typo.)
[Edited on 10/3/2007 12:07 PM]
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 11:37 AM |
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kattsmeow
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 12:10 PM |
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Classy_Blonde
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You little seductress. 
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 12:22 PM |
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drs297
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never ever and ever ask so how much
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 12:58 PM |
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Luisa909
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If she doesn't call you back, it means she's just not really into you. Deal with it. 
Don't expect any woman to provide sexual favors to you. It's not you, it's just how things are in nature : women need a REASON for having sex and you having erection is not a reason enough.
Perfect women don't exist. Good women are everywhere.
f you expect a woman to be "independent", don't be surprised that she'll be independent from you, too 
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| Oct 3, 2007 @ 5:04 PM |
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hotdognchilli
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Pete says
There ya go
Way too funny ....for only 3 suddle(sp) words
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| Oct 14, 2007 @ 11:20 AM |
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capitalview
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I'm with Candylily on this one . Commitment , indeed, IS a reason for sex ...always 
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| Oct 14, 2007 @ 12:11 PM |
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newlife2006
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burnslikethesun
dont listen to women when it comes to men...
its like listening to a duck aon how you should be a cow.
That's true...unless you are expecting women to date you In this case you'd better pay very close attention to their opinions on what kind of male is datable and which one is not.
A duck who's in successfull relationship with a bull ( that is , from dating point of view - not from farmer's point of view , naturally ) - is much better cow than the one who seems to be sure that since she's legally a cow, the bull's attraction is guaranteed
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| Oct 14, 2007 @ 12:54 PM |
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carpediem48
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Capitalview...I'm impressed.... 
So much so that I checked your profile 
...and I'm not even looking(sorta not looking)  
ok...ok...I may take an itty bitty peak once in a while
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| Oct 14, 2007 @ 3:09 PM |
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capitalview
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 Take notes, guys - a mere attempt to understand women is already impressive ...even for those " not looking" ladies , how about that ? 
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| Oct 14, 2007 @ 3:13 PM |
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hotdognchilli
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what source did these 'Rules" come from?
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| Oct 14, 2007 @ 3:13 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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It doesn't matter, they're true.
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| Oct 14, 2007 @ 3:30 PM |
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hotdognchilli
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^^^agreed LGQ but the Op never quoted the source............. 
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