| Nov 5, 2007 @ 6:24 AM |
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ToucherinSparks

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Guys, I seem to have accidently hit upon the secret to attracting women on MD. I suppose I could publish it in pamphlet form and sell it for $19.95 on late night tv, but I'm not going to do that. I'm going to give it away to all my MD brothers.
Just change your profile to say "in a relationship", and the mail starts pouring in. It's amazing, I tell ya, I've gotten more mail from strange (some VERY strange) women in the last two weeks than I did in 6 months of being "single" on my profile.
And if any of you guys are in Oz, I have a hook up for you!
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 6:27 AM |
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ColdinWisconsin

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I concure Touch....
Change your profile to taken and the emails from women POUR in.
Now what about me says "lipstick lesbian"?
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 6:31 AM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS

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could it be the lick a lot a puss haircut and the vacuum cleaner lips?
j/k
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 7:15 AM |
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ColdinWisconsin

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I DO NOT have a butch hair cut!!!!
Wanna borrow my lipstick Sadian?
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 8:36 AM |
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LipGlossQueen9

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Just change your profile to say "in a relationship", and the mail starts pouring in. This is true for women, too, LOL...
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 12:04 PM |
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duwant1

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Guys, I seem to have accidently hit upon the secret to attracting women on MD.
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 6:07 PM |
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indecipherable

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but it's not a secret.
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 6:11 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS

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Wanna borrow my lipstick Sadian?
no deep throat red is just not my color....
she gonna keel me....
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 6:11 PM |
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Sweetheart83446

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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 6:36 PM |
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burnslikethesun

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lol
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 7:17 PM |
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BeachCrete

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Yea...that will attract them every time
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 7:19 PM |
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drs297

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I put up about 2000 of those sticky fly traps and wait for them to walk into it
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 7:20 PM |
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JD69350

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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 9:47 PM |
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painter007

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ewwwwwwwwww thats sticky...but I do love it...
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 9:54 PM |
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MusicDesign

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It's a known fact, wear a wedding band and they flock to you. I got hit upon more while married than I ever did being single. Go figure.... must have been the vibes of "could care less I'm taken" I gave off.
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 11:19 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin

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no deep throat red is just not my color....
she gonna keel me.... SADIAN!!!! I would NEVER share the red! But I'll lend you the pink one
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 11:21 PM |
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1stsignofspring

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Touch.......I have to agree with you........ ...Miracles never cease....... but.......... A few months ago I changed my profile to say..........just "Looking for friemds". and that is when the emails started pouring in!
I don't get it??...........
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 11:41 PM |
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signme

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Hmmm I'll have to try some of these changes in my profile and see what happens!
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 11:46 PM |
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travelnfrog

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Signme, let me know how it works and maybe I'll try it too!
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| Nov 5, 2007 @ 11:50 PM |
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SunBabe

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Ugh, you should see the types that hone in on the word "widowed". I swear that most of those guys think that term means "pathetically desperate and lonely and can't wait to cook, clean and be a nurse to some out of shape, grumpy old boring couch potato" ~gack~
I was almost going to test out the "in relationship" theory, but I don't want to freak anyone out!
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