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DiamondRain
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The city of Seattle figures they could save $4.5 million over the next five years by getting rid of their 5 high-tech self-cleaning automated public toilets.
A report by Seattle Public Utilities says that the toilets have become popular sites for "prostitution, drug dealing and alcohol consumption."
Alcohol consumption?
You know it's a bad date when .......
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| Mar 26 @ 10:11 AM |
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burnslikethesun
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lol
she comes out with blue died hands.
Heres what ya do. Ya take a fake wad of 20s, and threw em in the porta potty, see who comes out with blue hands.
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| Mar 26 @ 10:12 AM |
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Gallows_Humor
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ok... I get the potty joke  .. but really...to take your date to a public toilet??.. 
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| Mar 26 @ 10:17 AM |
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burnslikethesun
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lol
when ya on a budget ya know.
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| Mar 26 @ 1:36 PM |
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Bluebonnet72
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You know it's a bad date when ....... a joke is no more a joke but it becomes something dangerous and unsafe for everyone 
( alcohol, drugs, pills, fast driving, irresponsibility, lack of concern, no control .....)
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| Mar 26 @ 1:50 PM |
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Skydognc
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You Know It's A Bad Date When ..............
3 hours into the date, she starts getting 5:00 shadow ! 
A bad date only becomes a bad date, when one allows it to become one.
the worst case , is hey, lets just talk and be friends......
........... stands corrected, after reading BB's post ! 
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| Mar 26 @ 3:08 PM |
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DiamondRain
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Holy schmo! Speaking of dates...
I was supposed to meet a college buddy of mine for lunch (he works for Bear Stearns ... you heard that story right?) .... anyway, he couldn't make it at the last minute, so I asked a woman I know if she could meet me instead. She did.
Then after lunch I met another woman I know for drinks.
That's two dates in a few hours. And neither was planned. I haven't pulled off a serial date like that in quite some time.
It's Spring! I am feeling amorous. 
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| Mar 26 @ 3:25 PM |
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painter007
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you go Diamond grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 
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| Mar 26 @ 3:41 PM |
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burnslikethesun
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3 hours into the date, she starts getting 5:00 shadow New bestest laff of the day knock it off or Im gona stalk ya.
Rain I feel ya. Way much more younger ya know the invinceble complex age. I ended up dating Two bestest friends.
Out at the club one night "Jessica", this very yummy hottie walks up.
"I know you, yours charles, ROTC dude from the party last night!"
( 1 I wasnt at a party that night to shy still for them even today. 2, I wasnt in the service let alone college at the time, 3 My names Jase not Charles. ) so what do I say.
Yes.  And you look even sexier tonight.
We dance, drink and bump. Ya know what it was like back then. f***ing instally meant couple hood.
Anyway two weeks later Im at the same club, with my by then really annoying girlfriend, and shes just shit faced. She introduces me to all her friends, and within the hour she was poofed gone. Just disappeared into the night.
Mean while her friend Kim and I ended up ya know killing time and geting close. Next thing you know Im being woke up by Kim handing me a ringing phone. It was Jessica appologizing for running off. Wasnt important just got caught up with some friends an d passing out somewhere. Kim and I hanged out ate some breakfast. kim calls me later, Hey Jase wanna grab some dinner.
So a much long story shorten.
Jessica and Kim are best friends, Jessica tell Kim all about how wonderful boyfriend Charles, Kim tells Jessica all about her wonderful boyfriend Jase. And how wonderful it is that their wonderful best friend and them are dating wonderful guys. Atlease for 4 months in goes on like this. I even dodge three attmepts at a double date situations. Finally it got to heavy and I ended it. By moving 1385 miles away to Montana. Which even though its spring, I have NO desire to do again.
Where its funny to note that where I met my sons mother. At a club. She was the only girl that didnt ask me to dance.
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| Mar 26 @ 5:25 PM |
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Mischief484
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That's two dates in a few hours. And neither was planned. I haven't pulled off a serial date like that in quite some time.
You couldn't pull off a threesome?
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| Mar 26 @ 5:26 PM |
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painter007
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| Mar 26 @ 5:30 PM |
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nah12
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hey if he tried a little more it might have been a 4some..... 
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| Mar 26 @ 5:41 PM |
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sweetsongs17
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When you are so bored out of your mind, YOU start bussing tables!
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| Mar 26 @ 6:07 PM |
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katydid438
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When after the pre-dinner glass of wine they ask you about your thoughts on sex 
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| Mar 26 @ 6:18 PM |
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Skydognc
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You Know It's A Bad Date When ..............
you end up spending the night alone........
and she doesnt !!!!
no..........wait............ errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............... I meant,
she ends up spending the night alone,
and I dont !
yeah............ thats what I meant !
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| Mar 26 @ 6:29 PM |
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teddybearagain
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You Know It's A Bad Date When
He shows up to pick you up wearing your favorite shade of lipstick
and looks better in a dress than you do!
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| Mar 26 @ 6:31 PM |
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Skydognc
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^^^^
you promised not to tell dammit ! 
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| Mar 26 @ 6:32 PM |
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teddybearagain
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^^^^^ I didn't, you just did ^^^^^ 
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| Mar 26 @ 6:33 PM |
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Skydognc
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oops !
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| Mar 26 @ 6:34 PM |
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teddybearagain
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When after the pre-dinner glass of wine they ask you about your thoughts on sex Trying to figure out the problem
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