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Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:10 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
j_goose


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Honey I'm home.....
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:12 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
JesterDrawers


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Oh, SH*T!!! In the closet, QUICK!!!!!
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:12 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
JesterDrawers


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Oh, SH*T!!! In the closet, QUICK!!!!!

Shoulda been quicker, I guess.....DARN I hate these double posts!!!!
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:14 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
beckyiv42000


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Love ya babe....


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Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:15 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
michedkel


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You left the toilet seat up again.
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:18 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
beckyiv42000


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Come join me in the shower.......
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:18 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
JesterDrawers


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You left the toilet seat up again.
^^^Truthfully, I think that's the only one I heard with any regularity.
To which I'd reply...there are 6 males and 2 females in this house...you'd better learn to leave it up!

I'm looking forward to watching others' replies and seeing what "normal" looks like.

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Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:20 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
beckyiv42000


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Jester I think you meant that for the post above mine.. or maybe not
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:34 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
JesterDrawers


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You're absolutely right, Becky.....unfortunately......

"Come join me in the shower"???? Spouses really do issue such invitations? Next time.....NEXT TIME.....I'm gonna have to remember this. (Trouble is, next time, I probably won't be able to remember where the shower IS!!!!)
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:41 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
beckyiv42000


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Yes they do .. I mean how wonderful it is to have someone scrub your back for you yanno and well OTHER things
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 1:50 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
j_goose


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how about...


how was your day?
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 3:42 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
beckyiv42000


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Come here hon you look like you need a hug ...
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 4:01 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
Lovinheart445


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I miss everything..Just a female voice would be nice.
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 5:24 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
beckyiv42000


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Being called Mrs... or introduced as " the love of my life, Becky" *sigh*
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 5:26 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
beckyiv42000


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Jones.. Party of two .. we have your romantic secluded table waiting for you over here ..this way please ..



Babe I got great news!!!!
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 6:20 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
Skydognc


Posts: 4,017
" What th Fk were you thinking !!!!!!!!!! "




" where did this come from "





" No I dont have a headache, I just cant stand you! "



" If you made more money, I would be happy "





" OMG , its so big !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "



(couldnt resist!)
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 6:23 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
michedkel


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Is that lipstick on your collar?
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 7:10 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
oct_cat


Posts: 1,374
"Squeeze the toothpaste from the end, not the middle!"


"What's the candlelight dinner for, it's not our anniversary?"


"You look tired, come here, sit down, let me rub your shoulders/back/feet"
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 8:33 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
BeachCrete


Posts: 8,600
I need some money! I'm going shopping!
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Mar 31, 2008 @ 9:13 AM Words and phrases we miss because we're single.....    
Skydognc


Posts: 4,017
I get the house, the kids,and the cars........

you get the mortgage and the debts!

so shut the fk up, and do what I say !

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