| Apr 20 @ 6:26 PM |
Why do so many women on the internet dating sites don't know how to write an ad?
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loisday
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And he thinks that is slim and slender???
Sign................ 
He thinks quite a few things that are a little out in left field........... 
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| Apr 20 @ 6:32 PM |
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burnslikethesun
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Well of course. Hes an Assberry. Bob Assberry. 
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| Apr 20 @ 6:44 PM |
Why do so many women on the internet dating sites don't know how to write an ad?
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capobeachguy
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In HIS profile, Recall said:
That's what show's you care.It isn't about anything but reasonable attraction & good character.I'm an actor.Pubished poet.Had tryout with NY Yankees.I'm alway's told I'm better looking in person/I'm emotionally available,considerate,affectionate,loyal,humorous and communicative.I'm seeking a pretty,trim,considerate,down to earth,affectionate,emotionally available woman wanting a committed relationship.
He's a "Pubished poet" but can't spell Published; he was apparently too darn short to become a New York Yankee bat boy; and he obviously can't keep that piece of road kill stapled to his head.
And he claims that the ladies can't write an ad?
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| Apr 20 @ 6:56 PM |
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robodad
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He's a "Pubished poet" but can't spell Published; Poetic license 
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| Apr 20 @ 7:32 PM |
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katydid438
Posts: 6,765
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Ho-hum!! 
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| Apr 20 @ 7:34 PM |
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CrawDawg
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i cant agree with the OP
peopel put what they want, they have a right not to disclose anything they want because the point if to spark conversation. It is the responsibility of the dude that will be contacting her to ask those questions, or at least steer the convo in those directions. IMO
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| Apr 20 @ 8:10 PM |
Why do so many women on the internet dating sites don't know how to write an ad?
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DipityDoo
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sort of had a problem with his height, 5'8" and weight, 180. And he thinks that is slim and slender??? My ex was 6 ft and 180 and he wasn't all that slim! LOL
yea, I noticed that too and chuckled. That and his age vs. the age range he's looking for. I wonder what he thinks he has that's so hot......
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| Apr 20 @ 8:20 PM |
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burnslikethesun
Posts: 9,609
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NOOOOOOO its not Ho-hum!! its hum Ho.
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| Apr 20 @ 8:20 PM |
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nah12
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Shyly raises hand to speak….Oh excuse me Mr. Man, but could I please, oh please excuse the interruption but could I ask your permission to redo my profile for your enjoyment. And yes please oh dear Mr. Man if you like I will crawl on my knees and kiss your feet and lick the floor clean and mop your drool as you follow those young cute sexy girls around and bring you both drinks in bed and wash you when you finish with hot sex. Also if I may speak once again Mr. Man ( oh please Sir please may I) what else is your desire Oh Great Man is it to feed you and wipe your cute little behind when you go potty? Oh please Mr. Man can I speak to appease you with how wonderful you speak, look and how wonderful you beat me when I get out of line and show you no respect for your Greatness Mr. Man. Oh Yes Sir I promise to always abide by your rules and do as you say and jump at your every command and bow at your every all knowing word Mr. Man!
Now oh Great one Mr. Man is that the profile you want …
But I must say if I may be so bold….. 
Kiss This!!!  and it’s not my ruby red lips I’m talking about either…
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| Apr 20 @ 8:23 PM |
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burnslikethesun
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^^ saw that coming. Get him Witchy.
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| Apr 20 @ 8:33 PM |
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nah12
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Sorry Burns, but it was just toooooo freaking tempting and easy  
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| Apr 20 @ 8:36 PM |
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signme
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Some people think they are just all that. When in reality they're just not much!
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| Apr 20 @ 8:43 PM |
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DipityDoo
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God yea, anyone who posts that they are a published poet and had an tryout with the Yankees (a few decades ago, of course, unless it was for the grounds crew) feels the need to brag, and what's worse, about mediocre or past glories.
You don't see me posting that I have 167 IQ. OOOOOPPS, you just did. But not in my profile. :D
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| Apr 20 @ 8:57 PM |
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Palomino
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burnslikethesun said:
NOOOOOOO its not
its hum Ho.
Is that anything like a Hummer Ho? 
Careful Nah...you'll have YouBetcha after you!
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| Apr 20 @ 9:09 PM |
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SunBabe
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My profile says exactly what I want it to say (and not say), and it's worked beautifully for me.
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| Apr 20 @ 9:12 PM |
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nah12
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 Pali...oh done been there and done that one too... 
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| Apr 20 @ 9:13 PM |
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dt3d2001
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Im 40 ft. and 6 tons.,,,,,,,,,, Ho Ho Ho Mean Giant
Yo Burns my bro!!  I didn't know you had a secret hidden identity too!!  If your man enough to handle all the attention that your disclosure is gunna rain down upon ya,, im gunna stand there with ya bro!! Im letten the cat out of the bag also ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, My pics and my profile are total bull-shit!!  yep,, im a fraud Im really "Brad Pit"!!!  Ladies please!! this ain't no "95% OFF SHOE SALE" so quit all the cat-fighten,, the line forms to the right ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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| Apr 20 @ 9:22 PM |
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painter007
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Do men really look at what we write? interesting
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| Apr 20 @ 9:23 PM |
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andxr
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Hell no we look at you
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| Apr 20 @ 9:25 PM |
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painter007
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And we look at you men also.........
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