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islbabe
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 C...hmmm, couldn't find the Humor Threads...this was in Sunday's Craig's List Personals! (Great profile idea for some of the guys on here!!! )  LOL!
best of craigslist
seeking a nice girl with issues - 33 (downtown)
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Date: 2008-05-06, 8:45AM EDT
well ladies, you have finally found an honest man.. ok.. semi-honest. I am honest about what I am looking for. I want a young woman that is in good shape, a great rack (real or implants). you must earn a good living and live in a nice house, as I really prefer to not work and I would like for you to be able to maintain our lifestyle and allow me to work on my fishing skills. I am not going to be old fashioned and say you have to cook my meals for me or anything. I am far more progressive than that, and I am 100% OK with you either having it delivered or buying me dinner every night. It would be great if you were not always wanting to talk about your day or your feelings or crap like that. I am ok with you talking about my interests, but will probably zone you out if you start talking about chick stuff.
what can you expect from me.. well, I will be right there with you on vacations and stuff. I would like for you to be in a position in your career for you to be able to take time off for a nice trip every couple of months, as you cant really expect me to keep completely happy and occupied staying home and fishing. (NOTE: you do NOT have to have a great job, if you got a load of cash from a parent or something that is OK too) I will also bone you when I am in the mood, and will always be there to bring it to your attention if you ever slip on your diet and exercise program, as I dont want to be with a fat chick (I think I really could be good at motivating you to keep the weight in check). I want an open relationship in terms of sharing. I dont want to feel all guilty if I have to "borrow" money, because it really should be both of ours if we are married and you love me. I am not completely insensitive, so if/when I sleep with your friends or some random chick from the internet or the mall I will not rub that in your face or anything.. I know when to keep a secret out of respect. As far as boning your friends, it would be pretty sweet if you could do a 3-way with some of your hot friends from time to time. Please try to mix it up, dont want the same chick over and over. BONUS if you know some hot asian chicks!!!
well ladies.. come and get it.. the man you really deserve is here waiting for you. You know that you want to write, and that you are always drawn to a guy that treats you like shit instead of the "boring" guy that would treat you like gold.
to give you a little eye candy, here is a picture of me in a little sports car.I currently drive a 86 saturn, but I do expect you to get me a sweet convertible when we meet. P.S. I hope you dont mind calling me "daddy" while we are in bed. 
Location: downtown
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| May 11 @ 5:55 PM |
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DwainP50
Posts: 5,009
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  (Did he find one?)
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| May 11 @ 6:52 PM |
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1stsignofspring
Posts: 16,194
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Now this is one desirable man..........I mean how could you resist someone who is so "insensitive" and crude??  
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| May 11 @ 6:58 PM |
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BeachCrete
Posts: 7,721
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am laughing so hard herreeeeeeeeee
now dat wuz some funny chit  
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| May 11 @ 8:22 PM |
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tahoma
Posts: 10,526
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OMG..... I think I know him
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| May 11 @ 8:25 PM |
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johnnysacs
Posts: 166
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it's an obvious fake,,,very funny ,,but i hope no one thinks it's serious,,,,,,you don't do you?
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| May 11 @ 8:43 PM |
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CathyCRN
Posts: 3,954
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Finally, my ex learned to express his true nature!!!
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| May 11 @ 8:54 PM |
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Always_Striving
Posts: 7,595
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What's wrong with that ad? It takes every kind of people in the world.
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| May 11 @ 8:57 PM |
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emptypages
Posts: 1,003
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I love Craigs list.
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| May 11 @ 9:06 PM |
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Jalon
Posts: 897
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Finally, my ex learned to express his true nature!!!
Edited to add: I've never actually looked at Craig's List before but I just checked it out. I found the most incredible offer:
Summer is almost here and it's time to put your best foot forward. A lot of people think feet are ugly, dirty, and smelly. I just wanted to try to change people's opinion of that. That a woman's feet can be pretty or sexy. Some women take very good care of their feet, pay lots of money for pedicures and wear toe rings. I assume they do this to attract attention and to get people to notice their feet. I want to give women a chance to show off their feet in an artistic way. I am a local artist trying to make my mark. I need volunteers to pose for close-up photos of your feet. All shapes and sizes welcome.
^^^Looks like I have plans for next weekend!
[Edited on 5/11/2008 9:15 PM]
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| May 11 @ 9:46 PM |
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islbabe
Posts: 10
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One.....it WAS a tongue-in-cheek by the guy....BUT appropriate for "Dating sites"...the crap we all read daily!
As far as "foot fetishes"? Hmmm...I think I need to peruse that Craigs List more often...
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| May 11 @ 9:54 PM |
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bellaluv
Posts: 65
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Geez, the man of every woman's dreams...Think I could get in on some of that action
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| May 12 @ 12:00 AM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 15,329
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Looking for a lady to share my million $ home in W. Sedona. Great red rock views. private entrance, wireless internet access. Rent $1,000 first month, $800/month thereafter. Cost includes utilities, and incidentals.
I am retired, married, but my wife has lived out of state for the past 4 years and will continue to do so for next 2-3 years. I'm lonely and would enjoy someone to share my home, dinners and conversation. I'm easy going and easy to live with. Hoping to find someone who would be stable and stay for 6-12 months or longer.
This was NOT in the platonic section...he's 60 and posted one picture of himself, three of the house...anybody looking to play house in Sedona for a few years?
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| May 12 @ 12:19 AM |
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SunBabe
Posts: 12,251
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JohnnySacs said:
it's an obvious fake,,,very funny ,,but i hope no one thinks it's serious,,,,,,you don't do you?
You mean he's not real?  But-but-but...well, more than one of us have run into this guy. 
Heaven, I've no doubt your guy is real, too. Hey, I guess ya gotta give him credit for trying -- there are [women] suckers born every minute...and just think, he's helping out the homeless.
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| May 12 @ 12:25 AM |
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Gallows_Humor
Posts: 8,063
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... well ladies, you have finally found an honest man.. ok.. semi-honest. I am honest about what I am looking for. I want a young woman that is in good shape, a great rack (real or implants). you must earn a good living and live in a nice house,
he ......islbabe...... left something out here.... 
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[Edited on 5/12/2008 12:51 AM]
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| May 12 @ 12:37 AM |
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zazazabuza
Posts: 75
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Wow what a jackass! people like that REALLY give men a bad name. I truely hope that the person wasent serious when they posted that... 
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| May 12 @ 12:47 AM |
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Gallows_Humor
Posts: 8,063
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...I am always serious.....
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| May 12 @ 1:05 AM |
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Solitaire
Posts: 1,140
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What was asking price?
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| May 12 @ 1:09 AM |
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Gallows_Humor
Posts: 8,063
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who was asking Price what?
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| May 12 @ 4:13 AM |
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Solitaire
Posts: 1,140
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I think Vicent Price as asking the Raven, who quoth, "What! You crazy? You think I'd invite him back to my nest? Nevermore."
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