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Jalon
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We've all had them! Sometimes we say or do the most amazingly stupid things while on dates. Even as it's coming out of your mouth, you cringe, knowing it just isn't coming out quite right...or is completely inappropriate to begin with! Tell us all about your unsightly dating faux pas!
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Just one of my finer moments: I was playing cards with my boyfriend and a gal pal and the subject of his stepmom came up. She is an extremely attractive woman. In a less than brilliant conversational move I said aloud, "I'll bet as you and your brother were growing up you thought of her when you cranked one off!"
Wow...not a proud moment for me and to this day, I have no idea where it came from!!
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| May 23 @ 5:49 PM |
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pamdemonium
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| May 23 @ 6:01 PM |
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mailorderannie
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Okay, this is really a long story, but I'll try to shorten it as much as possible.
Pre-internet days...I had a blind date with a guy named Jeff, we were to meet at an outdoor resteraunt, and he told me he had light brown hair and would be wearing a yellow shirt.
I get to the place...there he sits, and he's really cute. I'm nervous, so I sit down and start talking a mile a minute. Finally he looks at me, reaches across the table to shake my hand and says "Hi, I'm Barry. And who are you?"
I PRAYED for the ground to open up and swallow me right then and there.
Turns out Jeff had NO sense of humor...Barry came over later and told me I had made his night. I should have given him my number, but I was still too embarrassed.
Barry, if you're reading this...email me! lol
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| May 23 @ 7:19 PM |
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Jalon
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There was one time I met a guy for coffee and we were talking about food likes and dislikes. He mentioned not liking something...I don't recall what but it was something basic like chocolate chip cookies...and I guffawed and told him he had to be a Nazi.
Well, not unlike Jeff mentioned above, he didn't have much of a sense of humor. He emailed me after the date and told me he was JEWISH!!
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| May 23 @ 7:21 PM |
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mailorderannie
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Oh bad one! 
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| May 23 @ 7:26 PM |
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Jalon
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It was said in good humor! 
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| May 23 @ 7:36 PM |
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mailorderannie
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Bad use of that particular emotie on my part...didn't mean to be scolding.
Yes, I totally understand your sense of humor and wouldn't have thought anything about the comment myself.
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| May 23 @ 9:53 PM |
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Always_Striving
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I had to  at one of my dates house ......... on the very first date.
I was pretty embarassed but tried to play it off as cool  I don't think that one could play that off as cool though. 
I think that she might have forgave me because I did magic to help fix her computer. 
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| May 24 @ 12:22 PM |
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marylou
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........went parking once in the middle of the afternoon....naked on top....making out and having fun....(this was 6 yrs ago)....quiet place.....waaaaay waaay up in the hills at a desserted huge old oval........was too busy having fun....that neither of us noticed....bus load of kids drive in......they parked right next to us......the guy grabbed my shirt and threw it over me.....then wrapped his arms around me....so they wouldnt see. The bus driver who was young......just sat there in the bus......with all the kids peering out the window.......and whistling etc. ALL I WANTED TO DO RIGHT THERE AND THEN WAS **DIE**.....one of many embarrassing moments.......LOL
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| May 24 @ 1:47 PM |
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burnslikethesun
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when I went back to her house, which lead to finding out shes a screamer, which lead to learning that it happened to be her parents house, and her mom was home.
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| May 26 @ 1:46 PM |
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marylou
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....nother time.....was on my 2nd date with a guy......in a restaurant........I had this lovely chicken dish......with prawns covered with a cream sauce. It was supposed to be chicken breast....but there was a small bone in it........that got stuck on my throat......I coughed really hard........to try to spit it out. BUTTTT.....in the midst of it......I coughed my top dentures out at the same time as the bone........and my dentures went flying through the air........and landed on a tray of drinks that the waiter was taking to another table. That was the 2nd most embarrassing date in my whole life. I was in my 50's at the time........lol
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| May 26 @ 1:58 PM |
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getinmyarms
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We agreed to a first meeting at this coffee shop, which turned out to be a bar also. She is having Irish coffee, three quarters smashed when she arrived late. The waitress asks her if she wants "the usual" and she says yes, get one for him too. First sip, the stuff could fuel a high performance race car. She gulps her first down, asks for another as these two musicians go up on a small stage. After the first song, she barges up on the stage and announces herself a singer and insists that she sing with them. They are both too embarrassed to refuse her, so they play the next song. She should be arrested for having such a bad singing voice, the musicians are ready to crawl into the same hole Im ready to crawl into, and she is facing them, not the audience.
I just got up and walked out.
Quickly.
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