| Aug 9, 2008 @ 3:58 AM |
How to find a hot date in 24 hours using sleep programming
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rosabella20
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If you are sick of being single use this sleep programming technique
to find who to date. To do this, you must say the following
OUT LOUD before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: WHOM SHOULD I DATE?"
Then go to sleep - you will get a description in a dream of the person to date, by tomorrow morning.
Put a pen and paper next to your bed and write down your description.
Try it, you have nothing to lose.
Happy Dating.
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| Aug 9, 2008 @ 4:06 AM |
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burnslikethesun
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I got something better.
send me $19.95 plus shipping and handling and I'll send you a tape of
that repeats "I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: WHOM SHOULD I DATE?" BURNS. "I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: WHOM SHOULD I DATE?" BURNS. BURNS. BURNS/.
save yourself from having to think
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| Aug 9, 2008 @ 5:16 AM |
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custis
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But wait! Act now and get 500 penis photos at no extra cost. Imagine how fun it will be to share these with family and friends. The photos come on large sheets of glossy paper that can be rolled up and used to swat flies.
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| Aug 9, 2008 @ 10:11 AM |
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Automotor
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I already know who to date, who ever has an open bar tab.
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| Aug 9, 2008 @ 11:01 AM |
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doncasto
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A word of caution . . .
Be ABSOTIVELY POSOLUTELY SURE your girlfriend, significant other and/or wife is soundly asleep before trying this "out loud" technique . . .don't ask me how I know.
"OUWWCH . . Holy Kwaprishkis, woman! . . . that's gonna leave a mark!"
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| Aug 9, 2008 @ 11:42 AM |
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Loreli
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Try it now, and you'll receive this handy slicer/dicer.
If that's not enough...the handy pocket fisherman.
Oh, wait that's not what's in your pocket! 
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| Aug 10, 2008 @ 9:44 PM |
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Laidback742
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Maybe nothing to lose, but I'm thinking not much to gain either, except a few weird looks from your neighbors.
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| Aug 10, 2008 @ 10:07 PM |
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signme
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Your houses must be awfully close together, LB!
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| Aug 17, 2008 @ 10:36 PM |
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Loreli
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So far, I've had a date with a car, a lawnmower, gorilla, and a tree...
j/k
this is bogus
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| Aug 17, 2008 @ 11:01 PM |
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andxr
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 ^^
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| Aug 17, 2008 @ 11:11 PM |
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painter007
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"OUWWCH . . Holy Kwaprishkis, woman! . . . that's gonna leave a mark!"
Leave it to DC to come up with that one.... 
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| Aug 18, 2008 @ 12:33 AM |
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SunBabe
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To do this, you must say the following
OUT LOUD before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: WHOM SHOULD I DATE?"
Then go to sleep - you will get a description in a dream of the person to date, by tomorrow morning.
Put a pen and paper next to your bed and write down your description.
Try it, you have nothing to lose.
Didn't work. 
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| Aug 18, 2008 @ 12:38 AM |
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RachelVaz
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I only wish there were a formula... I guess I have opted for the one - don't date it's too painful out there....
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| Aug 18, 2008 @ 12:38 AM |
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keeno
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i don't know if it worked or not but i had a very nice dream about sunny 
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| Aug 18, 2008 @ 12:40 AM |
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SunBabe
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So THAT'S where my dream went, lol. 
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| Aug 18, 2008 @ 12:45 AM |
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lell
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It does work!! 
I need to write to Mr Clooney straight away and let him know
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| Aug 18, 2008 @ 11:16 AM |
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1stsignofspring
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The truth is I'd probably dream about a "crazed" man chasing me in a dark alley somewhere!
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| Aug 18, 2008 @ 11:23 AM |
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burnslikethesun
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So far, I've had a date with a car, a lawnmower, gorilla, and a tree.
BUt they were a hot car, a hot ape and a hot tree
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| Aug 18, 2008 @ 3:16 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 25,409
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Last night I dreamed of green m and m's....what does that mean?
Will I get an m and m guy?
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| Aug 18, 2008 @ 9:07 PM |
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andxr
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The green ones make you horney, so they say
I have a date with my aunt 
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