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Coven4nt
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Memo to all im not a shauvinist pig.
In fact im really into female activist movements. 
Specialy if they're tall, blonde, green or blue eyes, nice rack and a good behind. 
First of all for those who know me (just a bit), know that i have the up most respect for women. 
So i decided to post here some good guidelines on how we should treat a woman.
1º - House dutties are always shared!
Yes they are women cook and men eat, women clean and men make a mess, etc, etc.
2º - Freedom of speech, women has the right to talk!
indeed but if they interrupt us men in midle of a socker game we have the right to tie them to a chair and put some duct tape on theyr mouths. 
3º - A woman has the right to work!
Yes they have! that is why God in hes almighty wisdom invented the stove so they can cook for men all day long. 
4º - Right to complain when in labor!
Yes they have that too! And anestesia a hammer on the forhead, anything to keep them quiet, afterall we men already took all the pleasure out and its up to them to endure the pain.
Now for most guys, you know why i aint saying any more guidelines, i fear for my life which probably will end here and now once the first woman read this.
PS: I escaped for a womenless country so no one could track me down, its up for everyone else to give theyr opinions or post new guidelines.
My intention with this is just to see how well women stick with each other on theyr defense and how guys cover theyr asses from the wooping coming at our way.
PEACE YALL IM OUT OF THIS PLANET
[Edited on 11/15/2008 2:01 PM]
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 2:25 PM |
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thor22
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well, not only do I "treat" a woman, but I "cherish" her too, hey! 
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 2:30 PM |
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Coven4nt
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im a shy person 
cant think of cherish without thinking of something else 
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 3:02 PM |
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thor22
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well, I am very shy too and find it hard to meet a woman I'm attracted to when in person, so I like trying to meet one via the internet...anyway, whenever I do finally meet and date a gal, either online or elsewhere, I will feel so fortunate and grateful that I will truely cherish her as I've discovered is instructed in scripture...I really don't have a clue what you mean about thinking of something else... 
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 3:48 PM |
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Coven4nt
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something related to bondage
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 5:17 PM |
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custis
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"In fact im really into female activist movements."
Active female movements can be very nice. A few shots of tequila can make for some hot movement indeed.
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 5:46 PM |
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Coven4nt
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 5:49 PM |
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thor22
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oooh, you bondage ppl and your curious, mysterious, and wacky words of S&M slang talk... 
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 6:17 PM |
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Coven4nt
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lmao
guilty ... gotta love high heels , pink leather and a whip
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 6:35 PM |
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poniepower
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High heels?!?!?!?!
I'm afraid of heights!!
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 7:55 PM |
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Coven4nt
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ssssshhhhhh 
thats just a fantasy , dont blow my cover up
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 11:17 PM |
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capitalview
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LOL...pal, it's obvious you are on the wrong page , missed your exit, so to speak.
In case you didn't notice , this is STRAIGHT on-line community, so why don't you take your frustrations abut fair gender where such frustrations belong? It's legal now , there's no reason anymore for "guys" like yourself to hate women for being pressured into "closet" by society .
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| Nov 15, 2008 @ 11:39 PM |
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signme
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I'd like to find a guy like Thor who wants to cherish me. ((sigh)) They're few and far between.
And I haven't worn high heels since I was a kid and fell out of my mom's heels while playing dress up! No fantasy here.
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| Nov 16, 2008 @ 7:26 AM |
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Coven4nt
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hey some women love to be cherished others love to be spanked.
things like "taste" is a subjective choice, keep in mind that if everyone love green no one would buy red, so no point in getting offended by this.
that is why i said for those who dont know me i have the up most respect for women, which is true, that fact doesnt mean i cant joke with what happens in the real world
and trust me, most the things i said above, happens in real world.
capitalview i am what i am, if a person dont have a pretty large stomach then dont eat me, this is a joke and if i ofended you in anyway with what guidelines i gave, please forgive me, wasnt my intention to do so, these guides can be interpreted as things not to do, and i hope so. But these guides reflect a reallity of this world that most people dare not to look, yet by joking with them we move on into a better future.
god made man before women because he didnt wanted to listen to opinions
by the way CV im a straight guy , no closet here
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