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Dukums
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I know this used to be a thread but thought your responses to spammers might be funny. so here is the first that I got today
hello,I 1970 birth, belong to a dog, this year 38 years old,
Single, have already talked over boyfriend as well, but all have no a result,
Have very fine expectation to the marriage, believe a true love.
My height 168 CM, heavy 64 KG, university educational background, (from test)
Once openned the clothing store, restaurant, English training, brokerage,
I have abundant of working experience, I have ability care good myself with my family,
My hope my husband is a mind and body health of person,
Hope his diligence docile,
Do you divorce?
Now, having to want marry?
Somebody is the object that seeks chat , I am when seek can marry person, I am very simple person, I work in Singapore , help in the company of older sister , do intermediary profession, house business house taxi introduction and my work are very busy,ave seen your information, I want to know you.
mymsn:{email address removed}
myyahoo:{email address removed}.cn
aad me ,please
And my response
I am a poor man. If you want a real husband but with no money write me back. Also I like anal sex so if you like to take it in the ass write me back
I am so bad!!!!!! 
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| Jan 24 @ 3:41 PM |
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BandTMom
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There still is a thread, but it's in Games so it's hard to find.
The Hysterical Spam Thread
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| Jan 24 @ 4:29 PM |
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custis
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"if you like to take it in the ass write me back "
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That is excellent.
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| Jan 24 @ 5:17 PM |
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Dukums
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Again another spammer and the same reply
I go thru your profile and i found it lovely and interesting as well,i
want you to also go thru mine and if you are interested do get back to me.I would love you to write me more about your self ,what you like and dislike,and your personal views about love and life.I am romantic,loving,caring and sensitive to feelings.Like to make friends and know places.I am of the believe that love's all about giving and sharing.
I would love to meet someone interesting and has got a good sense of humor and also share the same view with me about love.I don't like liars or cheaters.I believe in Honesty and Loyalty.So if you've got those,then kindly get back to me at my private e-mail ({email address removed}) cause i check it more often than this site.
Most importantly,age is nothing but numbers to me,what i care about is the sincere feeling that we both share
Hope to read from you soonest.
faith
too funny in how blatant they are!!!!! 
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| Jan 25 @ 8:47 AM |
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eyesofastranger
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I tried an experiment. I wrote "I found your profile interesting and decided to contact you" in Chinese and then put it in Babelfish translator and got this:
I discovered that your contour is interesting, and the hope continues with yours contact.
Pretty close
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| Jan 28 @ 1:56 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Dam Spam!!
Hello There! I signed up this week and have done a ton of browsing.. I came across your profile last night and was wondering if you would be interested in a Lady like me. We could get to know each other here and if things go well maybe meet sometime. Would you be up for that? Let me know.You can Hit me on "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" and You can Instant me on IM "XXXXXXXXXX" ....Hope to read back from youemail me ur id i will send you my pic dont know how to past it on the site.......Hv a Blue Moon Day!
Princess**...GOD IS GOOD
I wish they'd at least get genders straight!
(So much for signing on as invisible....sigh...)
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| Jan 28 @ 2:00 PM |
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blueyes101
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I got one the other day, but it was not spam, but she did tell even though she was 5ft tall and weighed 300 lbs, she had a pretty face, and was going to get her stomach stapled. 
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| Jan 28 @ 2:43 PM |
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Dukums
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I like the ones that say they live in the US but are obviously not native English speakers and no picture. The most recent ones have been promoting some dating site but saying it is a translation site! LOL
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| Jan 28 @ 2:44 PM |
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pamdemonium
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I got one the other day, but it was not spam, but she did tell even though she was 5ft tall and weighed 300 lbs, she had a pretty face, and was going to get her stomach stapled
And you didn't give her a chance? 
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| Jan 28 @ 2:50 PM |
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custis
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A week or so ago I was looking at video's in a grocery store and some guy who was about sixty-five was looking at movies with his arms around a gorgeous and tiny oriental girl. I could not help but wonder if she was a Chinese Internet bride. Hell, she looked damned nice. Might get one of those myself.
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| Jan 28 @ 3:12 PM |
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blueyes101
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And you didn't give her a chance?
There was no attraction....so no.
But I did wish her well in her search. 
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| Jan 28 @ 3:16 PM |
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| Feb 6 @ 12:08 PM |
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Dukums
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I had to post this one. It was too funny!
Hello
I am a sexy Chinese women. Although I am not very beautiful, but forceful personality, plump chest is the greatest woman I have done the capital! I hope you can become friends, my poor English, I hope you will not mind, if you are sincere, you are welcome to my web site to registered translation wrote to me and look forward to your letter, we have the opportunity to understand the wish to meet ! My contact address:
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| Feb 6 @ 1:10 PM |
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blueyes101
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That bitch, I got that one the other day......
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| Feb 6 @ 1:12 PM |
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blueyes101
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hello,my friend,nice to meet u,my name is ***i,i come from china,and i will go to your country two months later,before that i want know a friend there!would u like make friends with me?but i connect this web difficultly, i am sure if you see my profile in my page ,you will be want makefriend with me , i really want u,and now just come to see my profile in my page,my page is
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| Feb 6 @ 1:12 PM |
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Dukums
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I would love to see the plump chest!
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| Feb 6 @ 1:12 PM |
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wiccked
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Leave them alone!!!!! I kinda like the stalking 
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