| Jan 19, 2006 @ 9:33 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter 
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional 
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese 
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much 
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory; the other two I forget 
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 10:59 AM |
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RareQuestor
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I have no intention of ever living to be 60. 
For the record, both of my parents are in their 60's and 70's and it really breaks my heart to watch them grapple with a host of health problems including diabetes, high cholesterol, hernias, heart surgeries, et cetera. My father had a thousand projects that he planned to tackle after he retired and all those plans had to be discarded after he had bypass surgery and could no longer use power tools. He has always loved to build and repair and tinker and now he can only read and watch TV. I am sure that there are probably hundreds of people here who have similar experiences. It is, after all, part and parcel of getting old.
By the way, Tarlock, I thought the smileys in my post made it clear that it was intended to be a humorous comment, but since your humor detector seems to be broken, let me spell it out for you. It was a joke, a jest, a jape, a quip. If it is still not clear, just let me know and I'll get out the thesaurus and try again. 
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:02 AM |
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kattsmeow
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Oh, I readily concede that I am a chauvinistic pig. I want a hot young babe who will make me the envy of every guy in town - not some wrinkled old granny whose dentures are gonna pop out of her mouth and fly across the room whenever she has an orgasm!
Oh, you could only hope you would be able to do that! 
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:04 AM |
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RareQuestor
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I'm astonished to discover more and more brilliant comments like this one from people with IQ's that are barely over 60. Is there some sort of bug in the code or is MatchDoctor becoming a mental health facility?
It took you this long to realize that MatchDoctor is full of nuts? 
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:05 AM |
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Mischief484
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not some wrinkled old granny whose dentures are gonna pop out of her mouth and fly across the room whenever she has an orgasm!
Grannies can't have orgasms... Can they?
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:09 AM |
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kattsmeow
Posts: 27,113
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 Mischief!!!! Some day you will know huh?
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:13 AM |
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Mischief484
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Today would be a good day to find out!
If there are any available grannies living in the Northwest Florida area, who are reading this now and would like to demonstrate their orgasmic abilities, please feel free to send me an email.
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:13 AM |
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RareQuestor
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By the way, ladies, as a public service, I have prepared the following chronological guide to female sexuality:
Birth to 18: NO WAY!
18 to 30: Why God Made a Woman
30 to 40: Use It Before You Lose It!
40 to 50: Last Chance
60 and over: Physical Impossibility
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:17 AM |
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kattsmeow
Posts: 27,113
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Keep it up! Your really making points with all the women on here! 
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:22 AM |
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Classy_Blonde
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I have no intention of ever living to be 60.
In that case, you've got less than 25 years to accomplish something on this planet. Unless, of course, you plan on constantly walking around with a piece of 'eye candy' draped around your arm.
Be careful what you wish for.
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:29 AM |
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RareQuestor
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I'm not worried. Women will take one look at my sweet, innocent face and instantly forgive me.
By the way, I forgot to mention that I don't have to worry about going bald because I currently shave my head anyway. I know that men are not supposed to think about such things, but I have never been happy with the color of my hair. 
The good news is that I now look just like Vin Diesel!
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:34 AM |
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Classy_Blonde
Posts: 5,867
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Vin Diesel
That is so NOT a good thing. You are one funny guy.
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 12:27 PM |
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Porsha924s
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More 60 yo men needing Viagra than do women at 60! So how is it impossible? Must be because HE cannot. Call me when you hit 60 and lets see your thoughts then.
Some husbands are dead so they need love as well as a 30 y.o does, if not more..
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 12:35 PM |
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painter007
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40 to 50 last chance? you have got to be kidding.... I would tear you apart.
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 12:36 PM |
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Mischief484
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I would tear you apart.
Hurt so good....
Come on baby make it hurt so good!
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 12:41 PM |
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kattsmeow
Posts: 27,113
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Mischief,,,,,what did you have in your coffee today???
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 12:45 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
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40 to 50: Last Chance
When the fires of hell freeze over. Sometimes I amaze myself at what this body is capable of and for how long and how much!   I am like a fine wine, I do get BETTER with age! 
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 12:50 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I am like a fine wine, I do get BETTER with age!
well said!
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 1:07 PM |
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Snappygoddess
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Women will take one look at my sweet, innocent face and instantly forgive me
Perhaps.. but will it get you laid?
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| Jan 19, 2006 @ 2:01 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
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Perhaps.. but will it get you laid?
And maybe her teeth wont go flying along with that big "O"
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