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Jul 15, 2010 @ 11:22 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
signme


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I think both of those stories are great! Just goes to prove t hat you really are never too old to get married!
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Jul 16, 2010 @ 1:29 AM How old is too old to get married ?    
newlife2006


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"Marriage material" refer to personality of a person , i.e. to the level of maturity , rather than to his age.
While it's, indeed, possible to outlive one's bonding abilities ( i.e. both genital and emotional potency ), it's also possible for a person to never develop any of such abilities. While genital deficiency can be to some extent helped with viagra , there's no cure for emotional impotence so far. In this case the person will never be old enough to be considered "marriage material".
As for financial potency , it's not always related to the person's age , but in most cases chances are it improves with age...
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Jul 16, 2010 @ 5:49 AM How old is too old to get married ?    
Loinlee_Sole


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i hope when i am 95...........my blow up doll will still hold air
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Jul 16, 2010 @ 12:41 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
CNYBachelor


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Does not matter. But there is a major difference. Only if a man or a woman wants to have children of their own, then that is a whole another story. Actually I should say, it is more dangerous for women over 45 to have a baby. And men who are have prostate cancer, or prostates removed, then its "too old". Not really. I would call it, "Too late"

I am 45 and I still like to get married and have children. I want to say in caps but it is not allowed! Hahhaa.

This means a woman age.. say.. 50 is not suitable for me. It would be too late for her. Not me. Say, a woman is 35, then it is okay. Because a good couple of years from her age, we would have a child by then! That is why I am seeking for someone between 18 and 35 but has to have that maturity of 40s and 50s for them. Mature more than their own age.

So, its never too old to get married, period. I knew of a neighbor in my town who was featured in the papers that he finally got married at age 60 to a woman half his age and has a child. I was proud of him! I might end up the same!
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Jul 16, 2010 @ 3:51 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
signme


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Good luck, CYN!

It's funny though that a man can still father a child so late in his life, but a woman can't have a child then. Or if she does, the risks are really high that something will go wrong.
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Jul 19, 2010 @ 8:48 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
alaskenmike


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I say that if you were listening to this song when it was first sang...then, you are too old to get married.


"Get Me To the Church On Time"

JAMIE AND HARRY:
There's just a few more hours.
That's all the time you've got;
A few more hours
Before they tie the knot.

ALFIE:
There's drinks and girls all over London
And I've gotta track 'em down
In just a few more hours.
Set 'em up, me darlin'!

I'm getting married in the mornin'!
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.
Pull out the stopper!
Let's have a whopper!
But get me to the church on time!

I got ta be there in the mornin',
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime.
Girls, come and kiss me;
Show how you'll miss me.
But get me to the church on time!

If I am dancin',
Roll up the floor.
If I am whistlin',
Whewt me out the door!

For I'm gettin' married in the mornin'.
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.
Kick up a rumpus,
But don't lose the compass,
And get me to the church...

JAMIE AND HARRY:
Get 'im to the church...

ALFIE:
For God's sake, get me to the church on time!

ALFIE AND CHORUS:
I'm/He's getting married in the mornin'.
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.
Some bloke who's able
Lift up the table,
And get me to the church on time!

ALFIE:
If I am flyin',
Then shoot me down.
If I am wooin',
Get her out of town!

ALFIE AND CHORUS:
For I'm/He's getting married in the morning!
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

ALFIE:
Feather and tar me;
Call out the Army;
But get me to the church.
Get me to the church.
For God's sake, get me to the church on time!

CHORUS:
He's getting married in the mornin'!
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

ALFIE:
Come on! Pull out the stopper!
Let's have a whopper!
But get me to the church on time!

CHORUS:
He's got ta be there in the mornin',
Spruced up and lookin' in 'is prime.

ALFIE:
Girls, come and kiss me;
Show how you'll miss me.
But get me to the church on time!

If I am dancin',
Roll up the floor.
If I am whistlin',
Whewt me out the door!

CHORUS:
For he's getting married in the mornin'.
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

ALFIE:
Drug me or jail me,
Stamp me and mail me.
But get me to the church...

CHORUS:
Get him to the church...

ALFIE:
For God's sake, get me to the church on time!

[musical interlude]

CHORUS:
Girls, come and kiss 'im;
Show how you'll miss 'im.
But get him to the church on time!

[musical interlude]

CHORUS:
Kick up a rumpus,
But don't lose the compass,
And get him to the church on time!

ALFIE AND CHORUS:
If I am flyin',
Then shoot me down.
If I am wooin',
Get her out of town!

CHORUS:
He's gettin' married in the mornin'.
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

HARRY:
Some bloke who's able
Lift up the table,

ALFIE:
Get me to the church on time!

CHORUS:
Get him to the church!
Get him to the church!

HARRY AND JAMIE:
Starlight is reelin' 'ome to bed now.
Mornin' is smearin' up the sky.

CHORUS:
London is wakin'.
Daylight is breakin'.
Good luck, old chum,
Good health, goodbye.

ALFIE:
I'm gettin' married in the mornin'.
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

CHORUS:
Hail and salute me,
Then haul off and boot me;
And get him to the church,
Get him to the church!
For God's sake, get him to the church on time !


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Jul 19, 2010 @ 9:00 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
willowy1


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yes, you are a dork.
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Jul 19, 2010 @ 10:43 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
Loinlee_Sole


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but i am a lovable dork
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Jul 20, 2010 @ 5:42 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
alaskenmike


Posts: 1,263
"Marriage material" refer to personality of a person , i.e. to the level of maturity , rather than to his age.
While it's, indeed, possible to outlive one's bonding abilities ( i.e. both genital and emotional potency ), it's also possible for a person to never develop any of such abilities. While genital deficiency can be to some extent helped with viagra , there's no cure for emotional impotence so far. In this case the person will never be old enough to be considered "marriage material".
As for financial potency , it's not always related to the person's age , but in most cases chances are it improves with age...

Should you not mull over the perils of letting a woman in your life ? Don’t you like to wise yourself up about the difference between the male mindset and retrograde whims of women ? Then listen to the song that Rex Harrison (as Professor Henry Higgins) sings in My Fair Lady:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6sb-vOFqCU

I’m an ordinary man,
who desires nothing more than just an ordinary chance,
to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants…
An average man am I, of no eccentric whim,
Who likes to live his life, free of strife,
doing whatever he thinks is best for him,
Well… just an ordinary man…

BUT, let a woman in your life
and your serenity if through,
she’ll redecorate your home,
from the cellar to the dome,
and then go to the enthralling fun of overhauling you…

Let a woman in your life,
and you’re up against a wall,
make a plan and you will find,
she has something else in mind,
and so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all.
You want to talk of Keats or Milton, she only wants to talk of love,
You go to see a play or ballet, and spend it searching for her glove,
Let a woman in your life and you invite eternal strife,
Let them buy their wedding bands for those anxious little hands…
I’d be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let
a woman in my life.

I’m a very gentle man,
even-tempered and good-natured whom you never hear complain,
Who has the milk of human kindness by the quart in every vein,
A patient man am I, down to my fingertips,
The sort who never could, never would, let an insulting remark escape his lips.
A very gentle man.

BUT, let a woman in your life, and patience hasn’t got a chance.
She will beg you for advice,
your reply will be concise, and she’ll listen very nicely,
and go out and do precisely what she wants!
You are a man of grace and polish who never spoke above a hush,
now all at once you’re using language that would a sailor blush,
Let a woman in your life, and you’re plunging in a knife,
Let the others of my sex, tie the knot around their necks,
I’d prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a
woman in my life.

I’m a quiet living man,
who prefers to spend the evenings in the silence of his room,
who likes an atmosphere as restful as an undiscovered tomb,
A pensive man am I, of philosophic joys,
who likes to meditate, contemplate, free from humanity’s mad inhuman noise,
A quiet living man.

BUT, let a woman in your life, and your sabbatical is through,
in a line that never ends come an army of her friends,
come to jabber, and to chatter, and to tell her what the matter is with YOU!
She’ll have a booming boisterous family,
who will descend on you en mass,
She’ll have a large wagnerian mother, with a voice that shatters glass.

I shall never let a woman in my life.





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Jul 20, 2010 @ 5:53 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
alaskenmike


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"Get Me To The Church On Time" - by Frank Sinatra

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hxBcEgcnyw

...or the original and still the best version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9pdnSy_nWQ

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Jul 22, 2010 @ 1:30 AM How old is too old to get married ?    
newlife2006


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Indeed, puss, some guys are never a marriage material , no matter what age they are they are always "too old to get married" ...
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Jul 24, 2010 @ 5:30 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
alaskenmike


Posts: 1,263
Maybe they just play hard to get ....remember that to "snare a a shy prey" of a male, a female must be shrewd and very smart. And never-ever let him know that he is the "trophy" she is after until he is "tagged and bagged"
But such females are all extinct (exterminated with extreme prejudicem by the feminist )....so, don't worry my fellow "too old to get married" members of the male gender, we shall be free from the female oppression & and pursue our endeavors in life, in peace.

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Jul 28, 2010 @ 1:34 AM How old is too old to get married ?    
willowy1


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It's just you and your hand tonight



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Jul 28, 2010 @ 1:38 AM How old is too old to get married ?    
DiamondRain


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How old is too old to get married ?

Thank God it's always one year younger than too old to get divirced!
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Jul 28, 2010 @ 4:18 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
alaskenmike


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It's just you and your hand tonight
...care to make a thresom ???!!!
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Jul 28, 2010 @ 4:25 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
CrazyCircles


Posts: 4,051
How old is too old to get married ?

There is no age limit


Although I do believe that everyone who is planning on getting married should be required to cohabitate with the significant other for at least one year prior to taking their vows!





It would put a big hurting on the divorce lawyers workloads
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Jul 28, 2010 @ 7:22 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
sweet5red


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i got married this time 1 week after my 53rd birthday....... i will be 55 in 2 weeks..

the lost wallet love story

http://innertraditions.blogspot.com/2009/11/wallet-love-story.html
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Jul 28, 2010 @ 8:28 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
c2luv4vr


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never too old as long as you think and feel young ..... my aunt was 80 when she married for the first time her childhood sweetheart 3 years ago
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Jul 28, 2010 @ 8:41 PM How old is too old to get married ?    
robodad


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It's just you and your hand tonight
...care to make a thresom ???!!!
He's lucky to get a onesome
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Jul 29, 2010 @ 3:59 AM How old is too old to get married ?    
newlife2006


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CrazyCircles
...I do believe that everyone who is planning on getting married should be required to cohabitate with the significant other for at least one year prior to taking their vows!
It would put a big hurting on the divorce lawyers workloads


It doesn't work this way in real life, CC ...
Statistically , the couples who committed premarital cohabitation are twice as likely to get divorced than those couples who didn't . There's nothing deadlier for marriage than premarital cohabitation , which, in my opinion , is quite understandable ...


Pauline Rothshield once said : " A woman in her 20ies should marry an American , in her 30ies - hot Latino guy , in her 40ies - a Frenchman , in her 50ies - a Jewish guy and in her 60ies - an Englishman". When she's 70 , there will be more advice on this topic from this wise lady , I believe ...

[Edited on 7/29/2010 4:11 AM]
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