| Feb 6, 2006 @ 10:56 PM |
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raykl
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I am sure that everyone has had someone "hit" on them, or had someone try to flirt with them in different situations.
"Are you happy to see me or is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?". Maybe for some guys it was a roll of pennies (in your dreams if you say a roll of silver dollars).
Give us your funniest or strangest pickup line that was used on you or that you used (we can always use a good laugh at the beginning of the workweek).
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| Feb 6, 2006 @ 11:02 PM |
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spongebob777
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"Wanna see my whale impression?"
Then I take a drink, tilt my head back and blow a fountain.
It's not really a pick up line but it's good for a laugh and a laugh is a good place to start.
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| Feb 6, 2006 @ 11:12 PM |
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TigerEyes71
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If any of you have Yahoo IM, you'll know where I got these from:
1. Cupid Called... He said to tell you I need my Heart back.
2. Dang Baby... Would you like some fries with that shake?
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| Feb 6, 2006 @ 11:14 PM |
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Jankia
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"wanna take me home? I'm full"
said after drinking a beer and letting it flosh all over ya
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| Feb 6, 2006 @ 11:30 PM |
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DwainP50
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A pick up line I used way back when I was a young soldier that actually worked for me just a couple of times was, "Hi. My friend over there said that I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room... can you help me out?" 
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| Feb 6, 2006 @ 11:40 PM |
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RAKS37
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Can I have a kiss?
That's worked on me a couple of times
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 12:16 AM |
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pitbullgurl
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Him: Hi there....do you have any German in you?
Me: No.... why?
Him: I'm German....would you like some in you?
BTW: NO...I didn't...the only thing he got was the "evil-eyeball"!!!  But, have to admit, once I was outta sight....I had a good giggle over it.
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 1:23 AM |
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7eternity
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I walked to a guy once at a bar.. As I got to face him once, I tightened my fists and knocked them against each other on my face level, frowned my eyes with a big, deep voice and said to him: "Wanna piece of me?!?" My friends and I laughed so hard that it put an end to our night.
Of course I was drunk, whatcha think.
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 7:02 AM |
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spongebob777
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"Wanna piece of me?!?"
I think I wanna run into you in a bar. That's funny, I don't care who ya are.
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 10:25 AM |
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definitelydi
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"Did you wash those jeans in Windex because I can see myself in your pants!"
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 10:37 AM |
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lj450
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Im a direct and to the point kinda guy myself.......I like to start off with something simple.....
Wanna have sex?.......or.......I bet you look great nude!!!!
One of the funniest RETORTS to a pickup line I ever heard was a buddy of mine in a bar, went up to a girl and said......"wanna dance?"........she shot him down and turned her nose up saying "NO, I DONT wanna dance!!".......to which my buddy replied (it was a loud danceclub scene, where u pretty much have to holler in someones face to hear you)....he goes........"NO, I SAID YOU LOOKED FAT IN THOSE PANTS!!!!"
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 10:38 AM |
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MarysPlace
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God... The lamest one I could think of:
"Officer, what do I need to do for you to arrest me?"
It was a drop-dead gorgeous member of NYC's Finest...
*sigh*
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 12:23 PM |
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coiledsnake
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"You got a perty mouth."
--Mountain Guy from Deliverance
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"I see you're drinking 1% milk, do you drink that because you think you're fat?"
---Napoleon Dynamite
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 12:29 PM |
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definitelydi
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@ Napolean Dynomite reference! I think his best pick-up line would be his DANCING, not anything that comes out of his mouth!
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 4:03 PM |
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7eternity
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I think I wanna run into you in a bar. That's funny, I don't care who ya are.
That's feasible.
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 4:15 PM |
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spongebob777
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That's feasible.
Damn. I gotta start drinkin again. 
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 4:20 PM |
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jestlookinrnd
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I've never tried a pickup line...that explains so much.....
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 4:22 PM |
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msdodie835
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to a policeman.....you can frisk me anytime ya want...
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 4:49 PM |
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7eternity
Posts: 223
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Damn. I gotta start drinkin again.
You don't need to.
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| Feb 8, 2006 @ 3:23 AM |
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sweet5red
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this one has been used many times... guys say this to ladies cause it has been used on me " i have lost my phone number can i borrow yours" LOL    sweet N Louisiana
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