| Mar 4, 2006 @ 9:09 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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Tink:
I thought we were just cloning around here!
(wasn't sure if you read that right or not....)
..you need new glasses...
You're right, I do! How'd you know that?
I was walking down the street earlier today,
and the prescription on my glasses ran out!!!!!
But how did you KNOW?!?!?!?!?!? ooooeeeeeoooooo
[Edited on 3/4/2006 9:13 PM]
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| Mar 4, 2006 @ 9:11 PM |
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Thunderscribe
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Man, I'm just waiting for the prat fall...............
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| Mar 4, 2006 @ 9:20 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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(wasn't sure if you read that right or not....)
I read it right..caught the CLONING.. 
But how did you KNOW?!?!?!?!?!? ooooeeeeeoooooo
Good aren`t I? Physic..
Man, I'm just waiting for the prat fall...............
 Need a Clone..only males right now..sorry.
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| Mar 4, 2006 @ 10:24 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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Hmmmm....just curious, but if you were to clone the man of your dreams.....and then decide that this was SO good that you wanted another, so you cloned the clone.....
Would it still be perfect, or would the new clone be prone (Hmmmm...nothing like a prone clone! LOL)....would the new clone be prone to complaining frequently, something like:
"I can really tell you what's wrong. I'm just feeling "beside myself" today!"
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| Mar 4, 2006 @ 10:35 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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"I can really tell you what's wrong. I'm just feeling "beside myself" today!"
Well if the first Clone decided to Clone himself then naturally there would be no other option but to lay the first Clone Prone upon the throne..Which in this case is a Long Table which once the Clone is layed Prone a glass case does enscone him to keep him alive and away from the phone so that he may not have any contact with the first Clone.Cause Only ONE CLONE Per Home..got that?
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 12:12 AM |
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Classy_Blonde
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I think I'll name mine Cy Clone. 
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 12:15 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I think I'll name mine Cy Clone.
Mines gonna be The Clone on the Throne who slept all Alone..Cause he got caught on the Phone with that terrible Cy Clone..
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 1:03 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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The Clone on the Throne who slept all Alone..Cause he got caught on the Phone with that terrible Cy Clone
MOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
[Edited on 3/5/2006 1:06 AM]
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 1:05 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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The Clone on the Throne who slept all Alone..Cause he got caught on the Phone with that terrible Cy Clone
Did Phone Clone Cy Clone bemoan no phone with Alone Clone, who would moan and groan while on the Throne, then do something with his bone to set the tone for him to drone on to Cy Clone before he'd loan him a phone? And did Phone Clone Cy Clone get upset and throw a stone in the zone of Alone Clone's Throne as he's prone to? Or did one of them hone his clone skills and offer what is known to tone a clone down? You got it - an ice cream.....cone. Oh? You want two? You want a clone cone!
MOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tiptoeing away....heading back to my room, the one with the rubber walls......*
[Edited on 3/5/2006 1:22 AM]
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 7:55 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Tiptoeing away....heading back to my room, the one with the rubber walls......*
The Cloning room no doubt.
You got it - an ice cream.....cone. Oh? You want two? You want a clone cone!
Actually the only sweets the Clone doesn`t eat is a Clone Cone cause their brought up on normal food and aren`t into eating each other.Nor do they practice cannabalism.They have a none violent disposition.Just think no more spousal abuse.
And a Clone can get a woman pregnant.Like I said he has all the right parts,very well endowed indeed.And he took a quickie course in sex education. 
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 10:53 AM |
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painter007
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never a clone.......like each and every individual part a man has on every different one.
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 11:13 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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And he took a quickie course in sex education.
Interesting....but what if the woman isn't into "quickies"????
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 11:25 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Interesting....but what if the woman isn't into "quickies"????
Not in the performance department ya silly..Clones at least my Clones are Quick learners and they are able to learn something just by reading a book on the said subject matter.
Thus he learned to perform to the best of his ability..A Clone is far more superior to an ordinary man.Especially in the ability to last forever if need be in the bedroom.He will never disappoint his mate.*grin* got that?..Guess i better start writing my book..
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 11:43 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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A Clone is far more superior to an ordinary man.Especially in the ability to last forever if need be in the bedroom.He will never disappoint his mate.
I guess morning's would be a special time.
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Time to get up!"
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 11:54 AM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I guess morning's would be a special time.
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Time to get up!"
You cloning around again
A Cy Clone will never be Alone as long as he can offer a Bone,
when he lays his mate upon the Throne..after buying her a Clone Cone.
Oh that was bad!
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| Mar 6, 2006 @ 12:32 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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 Bumping this up for a News Flash!
How to tell if you're a Clone: (update for the men)*grin*
Do you hate sports?
Do you believe no woman is better looking than your wife/girlfriend?
Do you enjoy feminine hygiene commercials?
Do you prefer the woman on top?
If you answered Yes to any of these questions, you are probably just hen-pecked. But you could be a Clone! Just in case have yourself checked by a urologist. If YOU are MISSING parts, immediately call this number 1-800-KEVORKIAN.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
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| Mar 6, 2006 @ 12:34 PM |
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father_heart
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tsk tsk
you cant have a womans dream come true, they change their minds on ya
BUT I DO HAVE AN ETETCH A SCETCH, ILL MAKE YA A PRETTY PICTURE. LITE BRITES WORK?
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| Mar 6, 2006 @ 12:44 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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you cant have a womans dream come true..BUT I DO HAVE AN ETETCH A SCETCH, ILL MAKE YA A PRETTY PICTURE. LITE BRITES WORK?
Had a check-up lately?
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| Mar 6, 2006 @ 12:54 PM |
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father_heart
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every six months now since i was 25, got my first POOPer check, NOT FUN!!!
LONG METAL TUBE rubber band and a Twister Doctor of pain and hate for all men.
The turn head and cough she "sliped" and squeezed at the wrong moment HURT LIKE A SONOFA
yet ALL SYSTEM A GO AND CLEAN
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| Mar 6, 2006 @ 12:56 PM |
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Roanin
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Now this is funny!!!! No, I wouldn't like a clone...but I would like a "stand in robot", for when he's gone or not in the mood...turn "him " on and let him "work" and programming him would be fine. But I would still ALWAYS need my REAL man. I like the diversity of them, even when they are infurriating! Now as for that never aging pill, as long as my love could have them too..sure why not. I plan on fighting my wrinkles and what not's, every step of the way..just because I can't fight the actual getting older, doesn't mean that I have to look it. (means I'll need a rich, "real man" to pay for all that Botox )
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