| Mar 13, 2006 @ 8:54 PM |
Do You Men Really Want A 99 Year Old Woman?
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holding4u
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Having no life, I look at profiles ( never contact anyone, I promise). What is the deal with guys stating Women 18-99? Is that another way of saying ," If she is breathing, I will take her." I stand here looking in the mirror and just want to let you know that if 56 looks this bad, YOU DO NO WANT 99!!
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 8:57 PM |
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IndigoRose
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What if she was a billionairess with one foot in the grave and the other on a  peel would you be interested then? Hmmm?
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:00 PM |
Do You Men Really Want A 99 Year Old Woman?
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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 No......I prefer a 99 year old man! Duh! 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:01 PM |
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SwaggerNStrut
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Did someone say 99 year old man?! My favorite! 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:09 PM |
Do You Men Really Want A 99 Year Old Woman?
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holding4u
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You want a 99 year old man? I don't even want a 99 year old man, unless his entire estate has been left to me. 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:12 PM |
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SwaggerNStrut
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By "man," I meant "wo-man." You believe me right? 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:14 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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By "man," I meant "wo-man." You believe me right?
no
yes holding i do 99 it is..and ya can`t change me mind..oh I don`t have a mind..so thats no problem..
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:16 PM |
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SwaggerNStrut
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I can't think of a come-back... well done, Tink. 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:17 PM |
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RAKS37
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99 is the new 50 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:17 PM |
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AngelLight
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Holding  , you are so damn funny!!!!!!!
You're killin me here .....I swear you could make a living at being a stand up comic
As a woman I would say no, men probably don't want a 99 year old woman unless she has end stage cancer and a kool mill or more 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:22 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I can't think of a come-back... well done, Tink
 thank you thank you..
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:32 PM |
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spongebob777
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Anna Nicole didn't do so bad for herself even without getting the old boy's money.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:45 PM |
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SwaggerNStrut
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^^^ Yeah, and he was laughing all the way to the grave. We should all be so lucky as to get a "nice" young woman at such an old age! Besides, what good is money when you're dead anyway? Lucky bastard.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:46 PM |
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AngelLight
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On second thought, yes. I think it is quite possible for a man to want a 99 year old woman.
If he is 115 and looking to rob the cradle, there ya have it!!!
He'd be in heaven . He'd need a little Viagra, but he'd still be in heaven.....(ok, maybe a lot of Viagra)
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:48 PM |
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Angel54214
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 Isn't that when the second childhood begins?
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:49 PM |
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SwaggerNStrut
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I think that much Viagra might kill 'em. But what a way to go!
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:51 PM |
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holding4u
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Ok, take a 99 year old woman. Do you want to change her diapers, wipe the drool off her chin and feed her oatmeal to her? Incontinence, diarrhea, senility - oh, hell - I think I just described myself 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:52 PM |
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AngelLight
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Holding, if you were not a woman, I'd go out with you
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:54 PM |
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holding4u
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Angel, what a sweetie you are. The problem with my dating is that no one wants to change my depends.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:55 PM |
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Pete73052
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99 year old guy comes home hoping his wife will notice his new shoes. She doesn't. So, he starts dancing around - still nothing. He pulls up his pantlegs and dances around - she's unimpressed. Finally, out of frustration, he strips naked except for his shoes - dances over to her - and still she doesn't pay him any attention. "Dear" he says, "didn't you notice my new shoes? Even my pecker is pointing to them." She replies - "Maybe you should have bought a new hat."
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