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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 1:06 AM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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grumblebear
Posts: 10,559
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Are you in Love, lust, or just married?
LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love.
LUST.......................all other times.
MARRIAGE............what's intercourse?
LOVE......................when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE............when you argue over money.
LOVE......................when you share everything you own.
LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money or money for any reason.
MARRIAGE............when the bank owns everything.
LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE............what's a climax?
LOVE......................when you phone each other just to say "Good day".
LUST.......................when you phone each other just to organize sex.
MARRIAGE............when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.
LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner.
LUST.......................when all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE............when all you write is checks.
LOVE......................when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST .......................when you couldn't give a s***.
MARRIAGE............when your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE......................when your farewell is "I love you darling.."
LUST.......................when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE............when your farewell is silent.
LOVE......................when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST.......................when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
MARRIAGE............when you never see each other awake.
LOVE......................when your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST.......................when your groin or privates twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE............when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
LOVE......................when nobody else matters.
LUST.......................when nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE............when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE......................when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST.......................when it's just the same mushy old s***.
MARRIAGE............when you never listen to music.
LOVE......................when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST.......................when staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE............when just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE......................when you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST.......................when you're only interested in one thing.
MARRIAGE............when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your sports score.
Remember, this is a joke. You can still be in love and with lust in marriage.
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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 3:31 AM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage? |
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CaNaturalBlonde
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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 7:51 AM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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Loreli
Posts: 25,398
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I'm in none right now!
But this is good!
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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 8:46 AM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage? |
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LANNE51W
Posts: 17
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just too cool man 
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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 9:11 AM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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Cupcake43130
Posts: 1,747
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None of the above at the moment 
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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 9:15 AM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage? |
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snookums
Posts: 83
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Good One Grumblebear...............have been in all 3  
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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 12:20 PM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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Mattfishin
Posts: 1,710
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Lust is only fleeting..it passes..gimme love any day ..I'm in it for the duration
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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 12:34 PM |
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Classy_Blonde
Posts: 6,034
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I'm not in any of the three right now, but I was awfully intrigued by the guy with the tongue that reaches across an entire room.
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| Jun 17, 2006 @ 2:37 PM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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kattsmeow
Posts: 22,625
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All the above and none of the below!!!
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| Jun 18, 2006 @ 6:55 AM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage? |
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Goodness_Gracie
Posts: 710
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Grumble   
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| Jun 18, 2006 @ 8:21 AM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,813
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^^^None of the above..^^^ 
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| Jun 19, 2006 @ 8:09 AM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage? |
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amicishirl
Posts: 257
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*******None of the above for me either!!!!!*******
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| Jun 19, 2006 @ 10:10 PM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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holding4u
Posts: 1,098
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Love, lust, marriage. OMG - it has been so long - I can remember what those are
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| Jun 19, 2006 @ 10:25 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,813
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Love Lust Marriage
When your eyes meet across a crowded room...Love
When your tongues meet across a crowded room....Lust
When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room...Marriage
When intercourse is called "making love."..Love
When intercourse is called "screwing."...Lust
When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania....Marriage
When you share everything you own...Love
When you steal everything they own...Lust
When the bank owns everything...Marriage W
hen it doesn't matter if you don't climax...Love
When the relationship is over if you don't climax....Lust
When ... uh ... what's a climax?...Marriage
When you write poems about your partner...Love
When all you write is your phone number....Lust
When all you write is checks....Marriage
When your only concern is for your partner's feelings....Love
When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around...LustWhen you're only concerned as to what's on TV...Marriage
When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner...Love
When you only see each other naked...Lust
When you never see each other awake...Marriage
When your heart flutters every time you see them...Love
When your groin twitches every time you see them...Lust
When your wallet empties every time you see them...Marriage
When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel...Love
When the song on the radio determines how you do it...Lust
When you listen to talk radio...Marriage
When breaking up is something you try not to think about...Love
When staying together is something you try not to think about...Lust
When just getting through the day is all you think about...Marriage
When you're only interested in doing things with your partner...Love
When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner...Lust
When you're only interested in playing golf without your partner...Marriage
Slightly different from Grumbles.. 
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| Jun 20, 2006 @ 1:45 PM |
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
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greenizenora
Posts: 629
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Love? No, don't think it's ever happened to me.
Lust? Lots of times. 
Marriage? Oh hell NO!! 
I know this was meant as a joke, but isn't it possible to have all 3? Am I looking for the unattainable? My parents found it, and 54 years later, they still have it. That's what I want. Greedy, ain't I?!?
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| Jun 30, 2006 @ 3:47 PM |
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altogirl67
Posts: 1,309
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Well, then I guess I'm greedy too, Nora, though not too greedy.
I'm really only interested in the love and lust part. 
To hell with the marriage part! 
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