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Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!


Jan 5, 2007 @ 12:03 AM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
Jess1969


Posts: 6
Geez Marylanders. You guys seem so depressed.

We need some smiles and laughter.

So, Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
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Jan 19, 2007 @ 6:58 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
gins


Posts: 3
To get to the other side?

Knock, knock.
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Jan 20, 2007 @ 7:53 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
Timmy11


Posts: 5
To get run over by a perdue truck
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Jan 22, 2007 @ 9:20 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
Jess1969


Posts: 6
I know you guys can be more creative than that.
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Jan 24, 2007 @ 7:29 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
Wildman1632


Posts: 7
Because it was scared chitless after I beheaded all the other chickens in the coop with a machete!!!
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Jan 24, 2007 @ 8:51 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
boxerguy21228


Posts: 6
Well of course the only REAL answer to the question of why the chicken crossed the road was to see YOU dear Jess!

Man... these others are just so clueless! LOL!
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Jan 25, 2007 @ 1:39 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
Jess1969


Posts: 6
hahaha.. exactly!!
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Jan 26, 2007 @ 2:13 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
Wildman1632


Posts: 7
Boxer your just a kissup
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Jan 28, 2007 @ 9:17 AM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
boxerguy21228


Posts: 6
Hey! Whatever works!!! LOL!

... and on a happy note, I've been talking with what seems a mighty fine lady and we're off on a date next weekend! I think this is going to be great! :-)
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Jan 28, 2007 @ 8:09 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
Timmy11


Posts: 5
good for you boxer all i could find on here are a bunch of women that look like chickens lol j/k except this one that lived in va she had 2 kids no job no money and no car and expected me to leave my family and my job that i've worked for so long and that i love to support her and her kids she can afford a cell phone and internet service but can barely afford to feed her own kids and i have dreams to one day be a photographer and i'm not about to give that up for anybody i guess most of ya'll heard the song you got to stand for something(or you'll fall for anything) by arron tippin well thats me i've learned that if you rush things in a relationship it will never work and that's what she was trying to do and it scared me so i'm not talking to her anymore well anyway here's one one night there was an accident on the bay bridge a truck went over the rail into the water and now you can't find a soft shell crab anywhere?
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Jan 29, 2007 @ 12:37 AM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
Wildman1632


Posts: 7
Ha! At least you got chickens. Check out my blog about what happens I'd say at least more than half the time when I try to send women mail on this (and other) dating sites.
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Apr 26, 2007 @ 2:57 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
DD1012


Posts: 5
The question is way did the elephant?

B/C HE WAS TIDE CHICKEN
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Apr 27, 2007 @ 1:16 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
dangar


Posts: 99
Well here in Md. they cross so they won't be made into dog food.... or run into Mr. Perdue .....
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Apr 29, 2007 @ 5:50 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
Proud2bBiPolar


Posts: 194
To get away from the fox in the hen house!
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Apr 30, 2007 @ 12:33 AM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
dangar


Posts: 99
Why are you in the hen house ???

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Apr 30, 2007 @ 3:01 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
Proud2bBiPolar


Posts: 194
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Apr 30, 2007 @ 3:35 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
dangar


Posts: 99
they better watch out...
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Jan 20, 2008 @ 5:52 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
david317


Posts: 30
here in good old md how can you tell?? the little peckers are everywhere
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Jan 25, 2008 @ 10:26 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
jadedbtch


Posts: 24
I'm not depressed and have lived in maryland all my life just wanted to tell you there is at least one marylander that is not for "crabs" hehehe had to go there lol
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Feb 22, 2008 @ 8:06 PM Why did the chicken cross the road?!?!?!?!!    
dallas1995


Posts: 167
because it is wiser to cross the road than be roadkill standing still
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