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Mar 4 @ 7:16 PM Medical Alert - VERY DANGEROUS!

mrjoeright

Posts: 29 Medical Alert - VERY DANGEROUS!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes -

Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.

If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Mar 5 @ 6:25 AM Medical Alert - VERY DANGEROUS!

not12bs

Posts: 70 But wait! There is another way! Try this product from the makers of Head On! " Often Utilized Time Sensitive Overtly Ubiquitous Rectifying Counter Intelligence Nullifying Granules" (O.U.T.S.O.U.R.C.I.N.G.) Currently available in Board rooms and Political Offices only. Caution: Do not take this while operating any business may cause recession and or short sightedness.

Mar 5 @ 8:09 AM Medical Alert - VERY DANGEROUS!

home_nuff_alrdy

Posts: 554 Yeah!! You guys know what you're talking about!!

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