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| Mar 17 @ 10:14 PM |
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LdyinWMichigan
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Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile, life is too short not to !!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river.
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| Mar 20 @ 6:17 AM |
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icq4fun2
Posts: 152
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Which river?
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| Mar 20 @ 7:46 PM |
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LdyinWMichigan
Posts: 19
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Hmmm...Didn't say what river........
Waiting for a sign from above
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| Mar 21 @ 6:23 PM |
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not12bs
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in these cases, I too wait til I see a sign from above.....and when its blinking neon....I go in and take a seat!
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| Mar 31 @ 12:42 PM |
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Danger
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i'd like to know why these are always called hymns-women sing them too!! to make it even...the ODD numbered ones should be Hymns, and the EVEN ones should be Hurrs. 
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