| May 5 @ 2:00 AM |
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mphillips42
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> First Time Sex
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> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
> dinner with her parents.
> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
> after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time
> .
> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
> to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells
> the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the
> register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy,
> a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
> because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
> all.
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
> girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
> come on in!'
> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
> parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
> head.
>
> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
> down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally,
> after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
> whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
>
> The boy turns, and whispers back, 'And I had no idea your father was a
> pharmacist.'
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| Jul 23 @ 11:05 PM |
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chicagohowell23
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LOL OMG that is the funniest joke i have ever seen in my entire life risky but clean, Bravo sir 
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| Jul 23 @ 11:15 PM |
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LQQking4the1
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Great joke!
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| Jul 25 @ 6:15 PM |
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blueyes101
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Ever see the video of the guy who is standing outside with his date, she is about to go inside for the night. He keeps asking her for a blow job or a hand job, and finally the light comes on, the door opens and her sister is standing there, and says, " dad says, either you hurry up and give him a blow job, or I will, hell even he will, but for Gods sake, please take your hand off the intercom button.."
The tag line was something like.... Dinner $20, movie $25, but a dad with a sense of humor......................... PRICELESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Jul 26 @ 1:56 AM |
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chicagohowell23
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i love that commercial
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