| Sep 21, 2006 @ 10:46 AM |
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RedTekkel
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Each one of us has it's own way in breaking up... Why do people need an alibi to break up a relationship? just being coward on the way out or be honest and say... "I'm just not into you anymore..." 
best alibi: You are the weakest link...goodbye!" 
Am relocating to MARS... 
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 3:58 PM |
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zulamaze
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Its not working out.
My love is not strong enough to stay with you.
You are a lousy lover.
Kissing you is like having my face washed.
I get nauseous just looking at you.
And several more..................
Somebody else take it --- I am going home for the day.
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 4:26 PM |
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Firefightertim05
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I want to spew everytime I look or think about being within 100 feet of you
Your feet stink
Your breasts dont fit my hand
You shouldnt have ever let me see you naked..Ruined everything
Its football season
You get in the habit of drinking my last BudLite
Im not getting my regular 12 hrs sleep each night
You Snore
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 4:27 PM |
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lj450
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Gotta go, my aids is flarin up.
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 4:28 PM |
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Empath
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Uhh......how about the truth?? 
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 5:26 PM |
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Loreli
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exactly! 
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 7:21 PM |
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daisy315
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the truth would be nice... but, I never got anything... he just told me I had to go... 
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| Sep 22, 2006 @ 8:09 AM |
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misplacedhusker
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TRUTH!!!! Always the BEST even if it hurts...........................
Loveing the your breasts didnt fit my hands.. OUCH!!! or your feet stink.. but she took your last BUD LIGHT on FOOTBALL season now thats BAD!!!!!!
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| Sep 22, 2006 @ 8:19 AM |
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distressedjester
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Loveing the your breasts didnt fit my hands.. OUCH!!! or your feet stink.. but she took your last BUD LIGHT on FOOTBALL season now thats BAD!!!!!! 
First reason...Never
Last two reasons...maybe
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| Sep 22, 2006 @ 6:11 PM |
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Phyllis
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You can't beat the Aids thing but I personally like, "I've decided to join a convent and move to Guatamala. That way you remain forever sweet and noble, and it won't hurt his feelings to give you up to a higher calling.
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| Sep 23, 2006 @ 3:03 AM |
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MICHIGANGIRL11
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Truth is always the best way to go.......
Migirl11
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| Sep 25, 2006 @ 6:14 PM |
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getinmyarms
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I think it would depend on how long you had been together.
if a couple of dates, just something short, it just isnt working sort of thing.
I made the mistake of asking a woman why after a few dates, and being too skinny, too intense too horny yaddy yadda.....I really only needed to know after such a short time that "it just wasnt working"
if you had been together years and years, you would already know the failure spots in the relationship,
If you didnt, mabey thats why it "just didnt work"
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| Sep 25, 2006 @ 11:58 PM |
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SensualGemini
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By then, I have already stayed too long; communicated into the depths of unknown and exhausted all possibilities... so, "See ya!" works for me.
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| Sep 27, 2006 @ 5:48 PM |
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Strandedboarder
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The "truth" option is a load of crap. Nothing you say makes it any easier. The whole idea of coming up with some sort of reason is to so that the person who is initiating the break up doesn't come out looking like a bastard/bitch. So you come up with some crap that makes your decision seem "reasonable." That reduces the chances of pissing-off the person you're blowing off to the point that they will post in their blog that you carry herpes.
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 6:53 PM |
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jamminjerry
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the one that works best on me is "jerry, i have found someone that wants to marry me"
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| Oct 4, 2006 @ 8:19 AM |
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MotownManiax
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I don't think there's one, generic break up scenario. How it's handled depends on the persons involved, the relationship dynamics, and the circumstances of the break up. The answer for one scenario could very well be inappropriate for another. Examples: If the relationship ends badly and you have deep feelings of animosity for each other, being kind and gentle and letting the other person down easy certainly wouldn't be my first choice. On the other hand, if you break up because you're both simply incompatible but still good friends, why be harsh? Why burn bridges? I'd still want to be on good terms with her and hope she would feel that way towards me.
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| Oct 11, 2006 @ 4:43 AM |
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ILOVETOKISS
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In the words of George Castanza "It's not you, it's me" 
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| Oct 12, 2006 @ 12:47 AM |
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1stsignofspring
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ILTKiss....
Sometimes just telling the truth works better than an alibi......
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| Oct 16, 2006 @ 1:50 PM |
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emperorguy
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Why alibi? It's probably apparant to your partner anyway-- do it quick, clean and kindly-- much like surgery.
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| Oct 17, 2006 @ 4:33 AM |
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chickenshake_russ
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I think this is why there is so much distrust and anger in a lot of break ups: most people feel the need to be dishonest and try to save the other person from being hurt. Guess what? There is pain in life. I have been hurt, I have hurt others, but I have learned that I need to be honest with myself and do everything I do out of one motivation: love. As long as I do that, as long as those I am involved with do that, I can never fault them, and believe they should not fault me. Dump me, but don't do it out of fear. Don't do it, or pretend you are doing it out of fear. The only things I have ever regretted are those things I did out of fear.
Tell me you don't dig me. Tell me you think I am an A$$hole. Just be honest and do what you are doing for the right reasons.
Sorry if I ranted a bit.
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