| Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:15 PM |
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snidegrass
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it can get dicey. and she confesses to you she did it.
and it was ruled a suicide. and you were married
to her before. and you tell her you've ruled
it justifiable homicide. and she has
sex parties for 8 years, you get
to cum in her too. and then
she has a spell where
the money left.
she goes to hooking
you keep on looking.
and somethings cooking,
and she should move
to africa, to get real fried.
nice and barbecued.
and you find yourself
in the underworld
for much of your life.
and you a member
of quasi law enforcement
and also part of the mafia
at the same time.
and you have to fight
you own battles,
and you've had 39 x wives.
who were all in porno.
but you never did that.
that you know of.
and you must
straighten up
this second and keep
it straight. curves
in the road ahead.
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| Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:25 PM |
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willowy1
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Bad boy x 39 
Who killed your lovers husband? Uncle Toeknee?
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| Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:32 PM |
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BandTMom
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I am so confused.
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| Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:32 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
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Where can I get some of that stuff you're smoking?
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| Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:36 PM |
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daisy315
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Save some for me Touch.. 
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| Sep 19, 2008 @ 9:49 PM |
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willowy1
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You know what I think? This is really Francisco Vincent Serpico!  So old Police officers turned Mafia don't fade away they just join Dating sites. Good to know!
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| Sep 19, 2008 @ 10:09 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
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Old is right, he'd be about 72 or so I think.
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| Sep 19, 2008 @ 10:29 PM |
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willowy1
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you know how you men lie about your age! 
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| Sep 20, 2008 @ 4:21 AM |
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custis
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It was Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with the butterknife.
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| Sep 20, 2008 @ 7:43 AM |
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ToucherinSparks
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you know how you men lie about your age!
Nah, men lie about their jobs, how much money they have, and how big their dicks are.
Women lie about age, weight, and how many shoes they have.
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| Sep 20, 2008 @ 7:45 AM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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It was Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with the butterknife.
No, I think it was Professor Plum in the Conservatory with the lead pipe.
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| Oct 12, 2008 @ 10:36 PM |
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valleyrose
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oh i ned i should have paid better attention to the game of clue. I actually hated that game, but was it the maid in the laundry room with the brrom handle.
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| Oct 12, 2008 @ 10:37 PM |
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valleyrose
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ok I have a head cold and my throat hurts so that is the only excuse I can offer for the poor spelling in the previous posting. and to think I am a teacher 
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| Oct 12, 2008 @ 11:52 PM |
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Merchitown
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Whoa!!
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| Oct 19, 2008 @ 1:34 AM |
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snidegrass
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hate to tell ya this, but the' black widows chick' gang is out there
and still quite active. there's others like the 'bathshebas' too. but thanks
for the comments. the last one was the best. he who plays, pays.
famous saying of women. and they pay in more ways than one.
enjoy. have a nice cozy safe saturday. surprises? oh, they never happen
do they? remembering all the little surpises that have happened to americans
all through history. from 1776 to today. most americans back in 1776
weren't even aware of a revolution about to happen. and most americans
hadn't heard of pearl harbor in 1941. hadn't heard of any of those islands
in the pacific. hardly knew where berlin was on the map. and on 9/11/01
most americans thought an afghan was something you put on your lap
like a lap blanket. or it was a kind of dog. so 'she' was by last night.
she wanted to go out and live in 29 palms and live on love and hot air.
i told her we'd die out there together. she said, fine let's go.
so again i beat her off. she works for pinkerton's. those cases can
get very complicated. many people have been kidnapped for big
ransom here in southern calipornia, especially san diego county.
she has her cases to work. did i tell you the husband who was killed?
he was a brink's armored car guard. part of their criminal plan.
they had a falling out. he was her crime partner. she beat the rap
both ways. she's gettin arrested a lot lately though. just tickets.
i estimate by election day, or my birthday, november 17th, she'll
be wrapped in raps and be doing hard time the rest of her life.
so she can stay outta trouble. if you're looking for trouble
you'll find it. she was a nice kid at one time. got hit in the head
with a baseball bat at age 8, almost killed her. head trauma victim.
if you know about neurology they are hard to deal with all their lives.
many veterans get this. they take the ultimate in patience.
my head got banged around a lot too. but not a fractured skull.
poor girl. hang in there 'queen i lien of israel'. dramatic tales.
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| Oct 19, 2008 @ 6:02 PM |
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willowy1
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write a book
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| Oct 19, 2008 @ 7:49 PM |
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Fender
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You know what...I've decided that I can't read any of this anymore. It's giving me a headache...
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| Oct 20, 2008 @ 10:17 AM |
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kjac
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Wtf is this? It's too stupid to be spam. And it's not entertaining enough to be a blog.
Should I scream, cry, or throw up?
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| Oct 20, 2008 @ 10:33 AM |
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BandTMom
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I did all three....at the same time. 
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| Oct 20, 2008 @ 6:01 PM |
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EyesofBlue72660
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Here, Mom..............some lozenges, tissues and a wash cloth...............please then throw EVERYTHING  in the garbage!!!!!!!!!! 
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