| Jan 2, 2006 @ 6:48 PM |
Guys: What do you like about being Single
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Pete73052
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Another thread prompted this question.
I've been single for 5 years now and can't say I miss having a woman to share my space with all that much. There are definitely advantages to being single. These come to mind:
1) Nobody to mess up my kitchen
2) Toilet seat up or down - doesn't matter
3) When I answer the phone, it's usually for me
4) I get to watch whatever I like on TV
5) Go out, stay in, it's up to me
6) My own bathroom
7) I can leave that paper plate with a pizza crust on the coffee table for a month if I want to.
8) Nobody else around to drink my beer
9) I can scratch my balls, fart, burp, pick my toes or pretend I'm part of the Cuban Armpit Trio without having to excuse myself
10) I can take a dump without having to explain why it's taking so long.
Disadvantages:
1) Nobody around to mow the lawn.
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| Jan 2, 2006 @ 6:56 PM |
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ExacerbatedTaboo
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I enjoy being single a little bit...I do miss alot of things about being in a relationship but being single also has some advantages.
1. I get the bed (or couch) all to myself
2. I don't have to share the covers with anyone.
3. I do things when and if I want to do them
4. I don't need permission to go anywhere when I want to
5. I don't have a jealous woman breathing down my neck asking me why I'm doing this and why I'm doing that.
DISADVANTAGES:
1. No Sex
2. No companionship or closeness
3. No oral sex
4. nobody to treat me specail on my birthday or holidays
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| Jan 2, 2006 @ 7:03 PM |
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Pete73052
Posts: 19,370
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Oh, I forgot:
Don't have to hide the porn...
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| Jan 2, 2006 @ 7:26 PM |
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Angel54214
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I can spend all the time I want getting ready
I only have my stupid questions to answer
I only have to wait for myself
I can adjust thermostat and fan at same time
I can be nude and only I can laugh
I have leftovers in the frig
I can clean house and it stays that way for a week
I have full control of remotes
Its my computer, don't have to share
Talk to anyone I want on the phone
Not feel guilty of anything
I can be comfortable in any position
I can do my crunches without sexual obsentrics
I can wear a baseball cap with a camisol
I can pray in peace
Oops....sorry Pete, I not a guy... 
[Edited on 1/2/2006 7:43 PM]
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| Jan 2, 2006 @ 9:23 PM |
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Pete73052
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Get to have all the closets for stuff.
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| Jan 3, 2006 @ 12:02 PM |
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exiled131
Posts: 1,808
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no bitching, no complaining- ever. and i get all the remore controls!
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| Jan 3, 2006 @ 5:50 PM |
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Graystar
Posts: 282
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No discussions about the relationship 
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| Jan 3, 2006 @ 11:30 PM |
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Pete73052
Posts: 19,370
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The gas tank is where you left it.
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| Jan 4, 2006 @ 12:53 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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ADVANTAGE:
I get the bed all to myself.
DISADVANTAGE:
I get the bed all to myself.
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| Jan 4, 2006 @ 5:39 PM |
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Triple_H
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1. i can talk to any female i want..
2. hug any female i want with out someone yelling at me
3. can stay out late with the guys or friends without having to answer to someone
5. i get my own space and don't have someone on my arm and nagging me to death...
6. i can cus and swear and not have to hold my tounge
7. i can be me and not worrie about a little thing
Disadvantages:
1. having no one to cuddle with..
2. not being able to be close to someone in a certin way.
3. not being able to cook for her
4. not having some hankie pankie time before bed
5. not being able to have a good tickle war with the person you love..
6. feeling all lonely inside when you see other couples walk down the street and feeling like you want to have a female with you
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| Jan 4, 2006 @ 6:19 PM |
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jupitersstorm
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1no one complains about the carberator in the sink.
2 same about the distributer on the dishwasher
3 watch MY shows
4 no oprah (shivers in delight)
5 No one complains about me sleeping with a fan.
6 the parking spot closest to the door is mine allll mine muah aahh
not gonna post the negatives they are kinda obvious
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 11:17 AM |
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Technologic
Posts: 113
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Nothing.
I don't like being single... I sometimes don't even like marriage. Sometimes I just don't like anything. This might be one of those times.
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 5:59 PM |
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RAKS37
Posts: 617
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You all left off
The sex is always good
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 8:31 PM |
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mangolover60
Posts: 635
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What do I like about being single?
The fact that anything can happen! 
I can wake up in the morning and say "Hey, I can get laid today!"
When you're not single, you know what's going to happen. 
So, when you're single? Yep, *anything* can happen!
Most of the time ...... it never does. 
But, anything can happen! 
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 9:57 PM |
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sureyacan125
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I don't have to consult anyone before I decide to do something or buy something..... 
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| Jan 5, 2006 @ 10:53 PM |
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spongebob777
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There are a lot of nice things about being single.
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| Jan 6, 2006 @ 8:41 AM |
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Always_Striving
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The joy of having socks left on the floor, doesn't matter whether toilet seat is up or down, video games any time of the day, more pizza or bachelor recipes and less expensive restaurants, more room on bathroom sink.
The most important: not feeling like a p*ussy because you are asked to buy tampons at the store or watch or carry the her purse. Oh I fricken hate that with a passion.
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| Jan 7, 2006 @ 5:56 PM |
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Pete73052
Posts: 19,370
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No fuzzy crap on or around the toilet lid. I REALLY hate when women buy toilet lid covers that won't allow the seat to stay up while you pee.
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| Jan 7, 2006 @ 7:46 PM |
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JenRNinOhio
Posts: 4,161
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...shhhh...sneaking into a thread addressed to *guys*.... tucking my hair up under that ball cap ... wearing a baggy sweatshirt & jeans...
heh ... they'll never notice
Hey Guys!! You all make me feel GREAT about being single!!!
*hugs* to you all
~Oh damn...may get busted by the hug~
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| Jan 7, 2006 @ 10:15 PM |
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spongebob777
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No fuzzy crap on or around the toilet lid. I REALLY hate when women buy toilet lid covers that won't allow the seat to stay up while you pee.
 One of my friends paid my ex $20 so he could take ours out in the yard and burn it.
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