| Apr 2, 2006 @ 4:07 PM |
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HarleysB_WV
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TY for the welcome snook!! I'm sure I'm gonna love it here in the forums. And don?? You'd be amazed how many relationships break up over the dogs here in this state. lol
I always hate it when they tell you that they've met someone else and are "confused" about who they love and want to be with........... 
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| Apr 2, 2006 @ 4:21 PM |
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doncasto
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Harley . . .
I have herds of relatives in WV, and it does not take any stretching of my imagination to understand the constant conflict there between a man, his dog and his SO.
I have put a little more thought to the idea and have found a way to make the WV concept more effective here in Boulder . . . without acquiring a less likable canine.
My blow-off will be . . . "You are distracting Charly from his spiritual path, and he is confused about who he wants to be with. Have a joyous, fulfilling life, it's not you . . .its Charly, lets all just be friends . . .etc, etc , , ,"
I am almost giddy with excitement in anticipation of being able to exploit my dog in such a wonderful way. Now all I need to do is find the next ex-SO . . .
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| Apr 2, 2006 @ 4:33 PM |
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HarleysB_WV
Posts: 860
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  You'll have to let us know how it goes don!!! (making mental note to not respond to any "want to be with me" emails from don)
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| Apr 2, 2006 @ 4:44 PM |
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Jankia
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"Thanks for the wonderful evening and dont forget to tell your brother I said Hi"
Okay,I've got five brothers,which one do you want?
Thats honestly what I told her.
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| Apr 2, 2006 @ 6:20 PM |
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MICHIGANGIRL11
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After 6 months of dating, he says, "I bought a house, I need a break to get my life in order, I will call you in two weeks". Fair enough. Two weeks later I find out he's moved his girlfriend in w/him.
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 12:15 AM |
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Classy_Blonde
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 I've been wondering this and decided to go ahead and ask...Classy...what is the huge corona bottle you have in the back seat of your car?????
Whoops! Delayed response. The Corona bottle is the pinata I took to the Northern Cal gathering. It took up the entire back seat.
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You were getting too serious.
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 2:21 AM |
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greenizenora
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The Corona bottle is the pinata I took to the Northern Cal gathering.
Don't believe her. . .that's her nightcap. . .
Love ya, Classy. 
How about this one. . .I've suddenly realized I'm gay.
Not used on or by me. . .but a friend told his wife that. . .he wasn't lying!
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 2:32 AM |
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richmondcowgirl83
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my favorite I got was from his mother.... hun didn't you know you were just a great lay.....
I've gotten the, "I just realized I'm gay" one
or Emotions Ruin Friendships.... WTF... I hate that. I cried for about year after being told that.
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 1:54 PM |
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doncasto
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Update . . .
Wow. I actually consider myself fortunate to have only been subjected to a momentarily having to consider that I was some sort of "contra-spiritual" being . . . 
It seems the human condition, as evidenced by the bizzarre (and creative?) blow off examples is in worse shape than I thought 
In an ironic turn, I have heard indirectly from the person who's spirituality I so deviously diverted. It seems that the real reason for the blow-off may have been more accurately rooted in my having inadvertantly conflicted her online serial dating dependency. . .go figure.
I think, aside from the elevated level of honesty it would have indicated, that I would have rather been told, "You are distracting me from all my online e-romances" 
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 3:17 PM |
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HarleysB_WV
Posts: 860
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OFF TOPIC
WOW!!! Don has a pic!!!!!!!!!! What a HOTTIE!!!!!!!! 
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 3:35 PM |
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doncasto
Posts: 265
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*deeply blushing*  Well, uh, miss . . .*stammer* . . .. it is amazing what one of these here Photoshop programs can do fer a fella . . .
Do I recall you mentioning that you don't trust men that don't have photos? Do you trust me now? Pleeeeeease (said in my best "Roger Rabbit voice)?
You'll have to let us know how it goes don!!! (making mental note to not respond to any "want to be with me" emails from don)
Any change in the mental note, or should I just not the send the "want to be with you" email?
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 3:51 PM |
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HarleysB_WV
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I don't recall ever saying I don't trust men with no photo. Actually I normally "assume" when someone doesn't have a photo on their profile that they 1. Don't happen to have a pic to load. 2. Prefers mysteries and suspense. 3. Have no clue how to load one!
You're more than welcome to send me an "email"....as long as you promise you won't use that "sending charly off his spiritual path" line to get rid of me.....lmao 
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 10:25 PM |
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painter007
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I think you might like sex too much for me...
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 10:37 PM |
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garymiko
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 10:41 PM |
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keeno
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most recent one for me, "you've been stealing my time" so much for conversations that might lead up to a meeting or even a date.
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 10:45 PM |
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wandaful123
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Awww Keeno, if that wasn't so sad it'd be funny...
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 10:50 PM |
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doncasto
Posts: 265
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I think you might like sex too much for me...
Wow, Painter . . . was there a "I just realized I think I am gay" follow-up blow off??? Makes no sense to either my cerebral, rational side or my Y chromosome driven visceral self.
Was this person taking his medications, or perhaps not taking his medications?
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| Apr 3, 2006 @ 11:17 PM |
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beachnutRU
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The worst one for me is "I've met another........woman? 
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| Apr 4, 2006 @ 12:52 AM |
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keeno
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wanda, it would be funny if someone in this thread hadn't said it to me. 
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| Apr 5, 2006 @ 10:48 AM |
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grumblebear
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You're boring and suburban....
(I like boring, I hate being around people who have police crashing through doors at all hours of the day and night) lol
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