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The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs


Oct 24, 2007 @ 4:07 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
ToucherinSparks


Posts: 6,701
How about, "I'm going out to the store" and they never come back!
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Oct 24, 2007 @ 9:38 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
Vanillagurl_1973


Posts: 56
got to love the its not you..its me......you deserve better....
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Oct 25, 2007 @ 12:50 PM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
englishtrog


Posts: 164
the one that i was told was" i do love you but i love you like i love my dad, you deserve someone better"< she got the end bit right.
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Oct 29, 2007 @ 2:49 PM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
FrumiousBandersnatch


Posts: 33
The line . . ."I need to spend time alone to discover who I am"

The response . . ."I was wondering what I should get you for your birthday . . .now I know the perfect gift. Me getting out of your life."
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Oct 29, 2007 @ 3:13 PM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
painter007


Posts: 15,990
too funny frumious.........vrrrroooommmmmmm
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Nov 6, 2007 @ 9:25 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
FrumiousBandersnatch


Posts: 33
"I know that I told you I wanted a man that had something to say for himself . . .I know that I said I wanted a man that believed communication is important in a relationship . . .I know you really do try to communicate, but you always communicate in a monologue and I am looking for a dialog. You out to try it some time . . ."

Methinks I talk to much when I am in the state of nervous anticipation . . .and methinks I should limit my contacts to women that are not content to just sit back and be entertained, preferring instead to being an active participating partner in the whole communication thing . . .

Of course . . .YMMV

[Edited on 11/6/2007 9:42 AM]
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Nov 6, 2007 @ 10:23 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
madamegeek


Posts: 1,510
Now..THAT'S a memory!!!!
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Nov 7, 2007 @ 9:15 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
catman602


Posts: 575
we can be freinds and still have hot sex ? I hear the pick up lines in a bar . I do karoake . some of them I have not heard . BUT some , " I have a mic for you to sing in . "
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Nov 27, 2007 @ 11:01 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
FrumiousBandersnatch


Posts: 33
"You should have told me about your affliction!"

"Uh, it wasn't really diagnosed when we first started seeing each other? I didn't find out I had it until we were already involved?"

"That is no excuse. You knew something was wrong with you. You cannot even begin to understand how much embarrassment you have caused me. And I am not so sure about your now telling me it may not be contagious."


"Well, uh . . .it's not really all that common a disease. The doctors don't really know much about it. . . sort of a medical mystery, ya know?"

"You and your 'medical mystery' can just get yourselves out of my life . .Right Now! Oh, and I am reporting you to the Center for Disease Control"

And so . . .another episode in the heartbreak of a closet orgasmoleptic

YMMV . . .and always consider the source

FB
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Nov 27, 2007 @ 11:12 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
BeachCrete


Posts: 7,736
^^^^^^
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Nov 27, 2007 @ 11:15 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
PolarExpress


Posts: 273
The you care more for me too much blow off.
(Get over yourself.)
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Dec 28, 2007 @ 6:51 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
mrobvious444


Posts: 1,607
Fu** you and the horse you road in on
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Jan 4 @ 10:38 PM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
freemans166


Posts: 61
^^^^ ya thats the one
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Jan 5 @ 8:57 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
Loreli


Posts: 20,319
One of the worst-
"The blame game"...you did such and such,

when you didn't.
Easy out, eh?
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Jan 6 @ 10:06 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
Brass_Wolf


Posts: 681
"I'll talk to you later after I collect my thoughts." WTF??
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Jan 10 @ 3:44 PM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
st93


Posts: 303
o/p...I aint reading all that man...!
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Mar 6 @ 12:54 AM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
grumblebear


Posts: 10,495
"I'll get in touch with you soon..."
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Mar 7 @ 4:40 PM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
oregoonish


Posts: 1
"Unless you tell me the names of all the women you have dated it means you are a player!"

"Until you call me back with the names, I won't be seeing you" *Click*

. . . . ..a week passes

. . . . . .a month passes

"Gee, I wonder what ever happen to that old discrete guy? . . . ."
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Mar 7 @ 5:25 PM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
willowy1


Posts: 4,984

He says:"I am just doing my own thing right now..."
I think: well I am certainly not going to do it.



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Mar 10 @ 2:34 PM The lines you love to hate . . .blow offs    
burnslikethesun


Posts: 9,609


The lines I hate seeing, is the ones swaggered jacked from me and used on someone else. Sad, Im not in the Hallmark Business for a reason, get your own lines, my are my thoughts ya rip off artist.


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