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Sep 4, 2007 @ 8:55 PM advice from a brother?     doc65270 Posts: 833 my brother is older than i am and he felt it was his duty to give me advice one time just before i was about to become married. he's a smart guy and he runs a good house so i thought maybe i should listen to what he has to say. so he told me that i have to be strict and lay down the law to my new wife to be. so i did. the morning after we got married i sat her down at the kitchen table and started talking to her. and i told her this is my house i set the rules and i am the ruler of this house. i then told her this house is going to be cleaned and kept clean at all times. then i told her i want all my cloths ironed and shirts starched and the underware i want folded this way and all the socks matched up in pairs and folded a specific way. i then explained to her that i want breakfast at 6 am, lunch at 12 noon and supper at 6 pm. at 10 pm she will draw me a bath and wash my back while i am bathing. i then told her that she will have to rise at 4 am to feed all the livestock and milk the cows before breakfast. so about a month after i got married my brother came over with his wife and said well i am really impressed with the way things look. eveything is so nice and clean and neat and tidy this is really good. tell me how long before you seen a difference. so i told him it was about 4 days. he said how come so long before you seen any changes. i then started to explain to him that it took that long before the swelling in my eyes would go down so i could get them opened. now thats funnie i don't care who you are.   Sep 5, 2007 @ 4:40 PM advice from a brother?     jellybean635 Posts: 191 oh doc you are so bad....lol   Sep 5, 2007 @ 10:34 PM advice from a brother?     doc65270 Posts: 833 you think i am bad you should see mybrother.   Sep 6, 2007 @ 8:20 AM advice from a brother?     mistynmo Posts: 37 and you thought it was terrible that I wanted a Male Maid. ..........   Sep 6, 2007 @ 9:10 AM advice from a brother?     doc65270 Posts: 833 no i thought that it was terrable the things you had on your mind that you was going to do to the maid. shame shame.   Sep 6, 2007 @ 10:27 PM advice from a brother?     mistynmo Posts: 37 OK let me ask you........ If you had a very beautiful maid in a maid's uniform....... bent over directly in front of you........................... are you gonna sit there an tell me that you wouldn't think about what you would like to do to her?   Sep 6, 2007 @ 11:29 PM advice from a brother?     jellybean635 Posts: 191 with doc he would probably say, while you are up bring me a beer...lol   Sep 7, 2007 @ 9:37 AM advice from a brother?     doc65270 Posts: 833 first of all if she is in uniform you can't do nothing to her you gotta get her stripped down and all nakie first. and jb i am redneck sencious with all the gals. do you know what that is??   Sep 8, 2007 @ 12:35 AM advice from a brother?     mistynmo Posts: 37 OH Good Lord! I'll keep this one to myself.................. don't want Doc growling at me for ruining his jokes.   Sep 8, 2007 @ 5:03 AM advice from a brother?     doc65270 Posts: 833 misty i take back eveything i said about you even if it was true your ok.

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