| Sep 22, 2007 @ 6:58 AM |
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doc65270
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i was about 18 years old had my own car and a damm good looking gal for a date that looked some what like dolly parden cept for the face.  we was out on a date one saturday night and i was on my way to take her home while sitting at a red light i had one arm around her and i started suckin face with her while waiting on the red light to change colors. well this police man pulls up besides me and sees me and this gal sucking face and he said hay buddie don't you think you should use two hands? i just looked at him with a big smile on my face and said i sure would like to but who is gona drive the car? well he told me when the light changes to pull over on the side. so i did. he seen my license and asked me if i knew a lloyd (last name) i said yea hes my father knowing i am good to go now that this cop knows daddy.  WRONG  he said good follow me. so i did and when we got to the police station we went inside and he said now call your father and tell him to come and get you. no no no thats not going to work you see my father is home and at this hour he is sleeping.   he said well if you want to leave here your going to have to wake him up and have him drive over here and talk to me.  so i did and when pop got there he went into a office with the nice police officer and had a little chit chat. well when pop came out he looked at me gritted his teath as he talked an said to me see how fast you can get that gal home and you get home and don't brake any laws while doing it. oh boy i was worried all the way till i got home and seen that pop went back to sleep. then i couldn't sleep cause i knew what was coming the next morning. well when we got up the next morning i was really supprised cause the only thing pop said was next time i deside to have a smart mouth he is gona be driving my car to and from work.
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| Sep 22, 2007 @ 9:53 PM |
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citified_countrygal40
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 4:31 AM |
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rowrus
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Ahha citified, that's what I like about you.. You're such a good listener..
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 6:58 AM |
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doc65270
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well what do you know the heffer is back from the pasture
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 11:32 AM |
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rowrus
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Dan Burn it Doc.. Aint you learned nothing from the story above that you told..
Now you lost your ride. 'Cides, you will get Citified all lopjointed and out of shape
and we'll all catch heck for the rest of the week.
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 1:47 PM |
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doc65270
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well i didn't loose my ride and i have learned to be very picky about who gets in it and she is one that will never be in my ride in any way shape mater or form!
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 4:37 PM |
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ol_hillbilly
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Persimmons are ripe. Spose someone foundered?
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 4:55 PM |
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citified_countrygal40
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Is my forum the only one that comes with spell check? Do we all know that when a word is underlined, that means we've misspelled it??? heffer.....yep....it underlined it...so maybe it should have been heifer, ya think?? Oh btw....I'm not a heifer...or heffer....I've calved!!!!!
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 5:03 PM |
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doc65270
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well i don't bother with spell check because its not that important to me and besides the fact you know what i was saying and your not a hefer well thats like which is more a half pound or 8 ounces. and i will revert back to what i said before you don't know me nor will you ever know me and what ever comes out of that pie hole of yours makes no difference to me becuase you don't know nothing. NO MORE COMMENTS HEFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good ridence. 
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 5:08 PM |
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citified_countrygal40
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This is too funny....sure don't take much to get his blood pressure off the charts!!! Plus ummm...DIC.....my tastes are much better than you and your self-centered ways....so you go back to your "this is my kingdom" and just ignore me as you have told me so many times in the past you'd do.....PLEASE???? I'm sorry...I just can't drool over someone as disgusting as yourself like the rest of the girls AND guys here do. Just can't lower my standards THAT MUCH!!!
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 9:47 PM |
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doc65270
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well i have to make one last comment. first of all we are trying to have fun here and i don't know of anyone that is drooling over anyone and if you was drooling it would be the same thing as slobber. and this isn't my kingdom and lower your standards thats a big laugh i didn't know they could get any lower. and your always talking about spell check you should try yours. end of dicussion!!!!!
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 10:38 PM |
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citified_countrygal40
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What??? Did I spell DIC wrong??? Am I going to get another nasty, vulgar email from you?? Having fun?? I'm having a blast!!! You're so easy to rile up!!! All I have to do is and there ya go!!! And face it DIC.....you're just upset cuz I'm saving all my grapes to feed and fig leaves to fan rowrus. Although he's just about as chauvinistic as you are at times....at least he's funny about it!! You just can't ignore me, can you???? Lower my standards?? At least it appears I have some. You on the other hand, according to your "stories", have been with ALOT of women....so I guess that goes to show you have none, huh??? Picky??? Picky of what??? If they don't stand up to you, you'll write about em later on public forum. I've heard there are two sides to every story....and boy I'd sure love to hear the TRUE side!!! End of discussion?? Bet you can't do it!! Face it...we're good for ratings!!!
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| Sep 23, 2007 @ 11:19 PM |
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jellybean635
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I do believe the two love birds are at it again... oops I mean the two fighters, now both of you kiss and make up..
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| Sep 24, 2007 @ 5:42 AM |
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doc65270
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oh jb i'd rather kiss a horses hind end rather than her, oh well yes it would be the same thing.
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| Sep 24, 2007 @ 3:02 PM |
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citified_countrygal40
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I'm like JB....I think DIC has the hots for me. Even though he says he's gonna ignore me...he continues to pick. Kinda like the LITTLE BOYS back in school. Wanna pull my hair DIC??? Or how bout put your ABC gum in it? Isn't that how the IMMATURE younguns flirt??? So....tell me.....since you can't get a woman to kiss....you've turned to animals??? Now there's the beginning of another thread YOU can start. Have you ever kissed in the barnyard. KINKY!!!!
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| Sep 25, 2007 @ 11:23 AM |
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jellybean635
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I have been kissed in the barnyard... and it was Kinky...
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| Sep 25, 2007 @ 8:17 PM |
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mistynmo
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Barnyard............... Hayloft....... 
Its all good! 
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| Sep 25, 2007 @ 10:42 PM |
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rowrus
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While you folks , do your barnyard thing. I might mosey down to the Vineyard. It's always been a dream of mine to take a trip on the Concord.
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| Sep 26, 2007 @ 11:39 PM |
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laceywiggles2
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Geesh, this blog is going to H * * *. Think I will just keep my mouth shut from further comments on this one.
You with me, Hilli?
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 10:16 AM |
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rowrus
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I've never known you to shut down a party before, why this time?
You have lots of stories to contribute.. Like that body... (of water) behind you in your profile pix. Gulf ? Atlantic or could you be more Pacific...
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