| Dec 2, 2007 @ 7:44 AM |
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doc65270
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well i got home friday and the lady that cleans my house came in yesterday to clean its the first time in two months that she has been here. it wasn't too bad because i wasn't home to get things out of order. well last night when i was going to bed i noticed something on my night stand that wasn't there before. and i made a discovery. someone has been in my house having sex. because the cleaning lady put some comdoms and luburcating jell on my night stand. i know i didn't buy any thing like this or even close to it. i think i have the problem solved. or so that it won't happen again. i contacted a guy that is going to the christian college here just a mile or so from my house and he is going to start staying here just for the cost of utilities. thats a good deal for him and me. to go into someone elses house and have sex does not mean he has balls but balls of steel. the only thing that really upset me about it is how come i didn't get a turn?  it seems like i am always getting left out in the cold. has any one else ever had a exprience of having someone in their home with out knowledge of who it was and never had anything missing. i think i am going to put some vicks on those condoms that will get some action out of someone.
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 9:59 PM |
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rowrus
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.A little voice activated tape recorder, tucked out of sight will provide you with enough playback to identify the culprit.. I learn by my mistakes..Embarrassing moments.
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| Dec 3, 2007 @ 2:37 AM |
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ol_hillbilly
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I agree with Rowrus. A lil tape recorder would be the easiest an cheapest way to catch em in the act. Radio Shack carrys em.
On the other hand........
Vicks sure orta light up their life.
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| Dec 3, 2007 @ 1:45 PM |
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tjnriley
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dont use Vicks!!! use deep heat!! I know that one.. I did it to a guy in high school at football practice in his Jock strap.. it was ok though, only a 5 day suspension.. :) worse comes to worse? try smith and wesson!!!
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| Dec 6, 2007 @ 12:07 AM |
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laceywiggles2
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Dang, Doc. Now I must say having somebody have sex in my home and it wasn't me would really tick me off. That's having balls alright!
And, vicks . . . . . . thought I was going to choke on that comment. I'm sure that would make for hot sex. It WILL make it hot, trust me, Lacey knows!!!!! LOL
Icy Hot wouldn't be too bad either.
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| Dec 7, 2007 @ 4:40 AM |
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ol_hillbilly
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Ok, I trust ya. But I've curious too.
Just how do ya know bout Vicks? 
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| Dec 7, 2007 @ 8:45 PM |
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Sun_Spot
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If you really want to get them put super glue in the bottle of lube it only takes one little tube of super glue to the whole bottle of lube And it works !!!
My now ex-boyfriend was cheating on me and I had done the super glue in the lube
Well when I left for work at 7 am she come over and when I came home for lunch at 12:30 the ambulance was there it was a sticky mess 
It took both of them 4-6 weeks to heal by then i was gone and to my knowledge he is still single HMMMM wonder if it left some bad scars ????
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 11:32 PM |
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laceywiggles2
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Hilli, UMMMMMMMMM, Lacey grabbed the wrong tube . . . .LOL 
And, sun, all I can say is ouchhhhhhhhhhh. S**t happens 
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| Dec 12, 2007 @ 8:31 AM |
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rowrus
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To Much Information.... Lying, cheating, Glueing? I thought this was a family show. Grumble grumble, I won' t be able to sleep tonight. grin....
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| Dec 12, 2007 @ 8:12 PM |
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Sun_Spot
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If he would have just let me join there wouldn't have been a problem LMAO !!!
without the lube of course LOL !!!
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| Dec 23, 2007 @ 9:47 AM |
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doc65270
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ok i found out what happened. i talked to my cleaning lady and she said it was on the shelf in the other bedroom probably for at least two years. then i started thinking the only one in that other bedroom was my brother. then i remembered about 3 years ago my cousins brother in law moved here from arkansas and he got a girl friend right away but things didn't work out there so good so he came to stay with me for a while untill he found another victum. so i believe that he had this stuff here and left it here. i just can't figure out what the lub was for. i mean if you do it like its ment to be done there should be plenty of liquid so to speak of. 
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