| Apr 9, 2007 @ 3:25 AM |
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JohnnyPopper
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The Adult Learnin' Center, Pleasantville, NY
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, April 31 , 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays:
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll:
Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper & The Floor:
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes:
Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity:
Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things:
Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.
Monday @8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch:
Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights, Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost:
Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live
Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined later
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights. Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14 The Stove/Oven:
What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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| Apr 9, 2007 @ 11:23 AM |
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MissIrreplaceable
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love it..lol 
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| Apr 9, 2007 @ 9:24 PM |
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normal_man
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Damn I been a bachelor for a while but I'm sure my ex sneaks in and hides that damn remote control on me . Sign me up for that one please!
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| Apr 10, 2007 @ 9:41 AM |
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emperorguy
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Directions? Why? Besides, it gives me an excuse to buy a GPS!
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| Apr 15, 2007 @ 4:40 PM |
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LUVLEE77
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Very funny and also so true!!! 
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