| Apr 18, 2007 @ 11:45 AM |
One more reason NOT to live in the country.......
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emperorguy
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"! 
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| Apr 18, 2007 @ 12:42 PM |
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zendivamom
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Now Emp...that was very clever in Redneck speak. Cut the boys some slack, would ya? Not everyone can be as well educated as you, my dear. 
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| Apr 18, 2007 @ 2:33 PM |
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JohnnyPopper
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So EMP? 
Were Bubba and Earl brother's or dad and son, or sister and brother, OR aunt and Uncle, or WHAT?? 
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