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Apr 29, 2007 @ 6:04 PM Marital advice    
emperorguy


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The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks,"How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you,I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what.Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,"Take the poison."
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Apr 30, 2007 @ 3:28 AM Marital advice    
JohnnyPopper


Posts: 131
Keep um comin Emp..
This Rabbi I heard of, did Elephant circumcisions and only worked for "TIPS"...
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Apr 30, 2007 @ 11:56 AM Marital advice    
zendivamom


Posts: 212
Jeez...come on already guys. Surely we can strike up a thought provoking debate about Abortion rights. These jokes are all the forum sees anymore. What the heck happened?
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Apr 30, 2007 @ 10:09 PM Marital advice    
emperorguy


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tired of pointless arguments, endlessly. Jokes are much better.
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May 1, 2007 @ 12:29 AM Marital advice    
JohnnyPopper


Posts: 131
I think that ANY woman that is raped and wants an abortion should be able to have one at her cost, and not being paid for by the taxpayers at all and I mean NOT just have the kid and collect more welfare either.. IF I didnt get any pleasure getting them "in a family way" then I shouldn't have to pay for their "FUN" in conceiving it neither..

Is that whatcha meant Zen??
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May 1, 2007 @ 11:09 AM Marital advice    
zendivamom


Posts: 212
...good point. Is anyone getting laid from this site? Just curious. LOL!
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May 1, 2007 @ 11:30 AM Marital advice    
JohnnyPopper


Posts: 131
Is anyone getting laid from this site? Just curious. LOL!
Ya mean there is a section somewhere here ya can get laid at TM?? Hmmmmmmmmm.......
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