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I met an older woman at a bar last night.

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May 8, 2007 @ 1:20 AM I met an older woman at a bar last night.

JohnnyPopper

Posts: 131 She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullsh*tted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"

May 21, 2007 @ 5:35 PM I met an older woman at a bar last night.

spice209

Posts: 64 lol thats crazy. Did you stick around ?

May 23, 2007 @ 12:42 AM I met an older woman at a bar last night.

JohnnyPopper

Posts: 131
You couldn't tell that THAT was just a JOKE??

May 23, 2007 @ 3:23 AM I met an older woman at a bar last night.

spice209

Posts: 64 LOL, oh i kinda thought it was a joke but i'm alittle slow when it comes to jokes. Don't get me wrong i'm a very bright person, just don't understand why i'm not that good when it comes to the jokes. I guess i can't have it all, right? LOL!

Shoby

May 23, 2007 @ 2:43 PM I met an older woman at a bar last night.

DiamondRain

Posts: 6,354 Good one!!! :D

May 25, 2007 @ 3:20 PM I met an older woman at a bar last night.

Solitaryguitar

Posts: 41 This joke filled me with Sadness the likes I've never felt before.

Congratulations

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