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May 10, 2007 @ 10:06 PM Biker Wisdom    
emperorguy


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A man was cruising on his Harley up the California coast when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. Of course I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how a woman feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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May 11, 2007 @ 12:55 AM Biker Wisdom    
JohnnyPopper


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I hope HE puts railroad tracks on that bridge too!! Then I can use my 4 FREE Train Tickets I won at the last cruise-in, to go to Hawaii and back someday!!
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May 13, 2007 @ 6:35 PM Biker Wisdom    
Tam8789


Posts: 9
I laughed out loud over this bit of biker wisdom. Thanks so much --- I needed that
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May 14, 2007 @ 9:56 AM Biker Wisdom    
lethaal


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the prayer the biker asked for has come true,but only in honest upfront faithful women can we find this!i had one once !! is there any more?
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