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| Jun 2, 2007 @ 2:29 PM |
Bubblehead sea story
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emperorguy
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A diesel boat pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty.
The skeleton crew didn't notice that a chimpanzee, escaped from a nearby civilian transport, had swung across the mooring lines onto the main deck. The After Engine Room hatch was open, so down the ladder it went.
It came across a power panel opened up for maintenance. It couldn't read the warning signs, and with a bright blue blast, shorted out the boats electrical system, and plunged the boat into darkness.
A little bit later, the Below Decks Watch and an Electrician wandered through with their flashlights, looking for the problem.
Then they came upon the blackened body of the chimp. They shined their flashlights on its long, burnt arms. They looked at each other.
They highlighted its short legs and odd feet. They looked at each other again.
Finally, one of them said, "Well, it's too hairy to be an Radioman, the legs are too short for a Ship's Cook, and there would be more tattoos on an Torpedoman..."
"Call the Wardroom, and see if the Duty Officer is missing."
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