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| Jul 10, 2007 @ 8:16 PM |
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emperorguy
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A ten-year-old boy walks into a whore house dragging a dead frog behind him on a string. He walks up to the madam, slaps a hundred dollar bill down in front of her, and says "I want a woman!"
The madam says "You're kind of young for this, aren't you?"
The kid slaps down another hundred dollar bill and repeats "I want a woman!"
The madam says "OK, OK, have a seat, someone will be along for you in a minute."
The kid slaps down another hundred dollar bill and says "I want a woman... NOW!"
The madam says "OK, we'll have a woman for you right away."
The kid says "One more thing... she has to have active herpes."
The madam says "WHAT?!"
The kid slaps down another hundred dollar bill and says "ACTIVE HERPES!!"
So a woman comes down, the kids follows her back up the stairs, still dragging the dead frog behind him, two minutes later he comes back downstairs. The madam stops him and says "I have to know what this is all about."
The kid says "When I get back home, I'm gonna have sex with the babysitter. Then when my folks get back from their party, my dad will drive the babysitter home and he'll have sex with her along the way. When he gets back, he'll have sex with my mom. Tomorrow, after my dad goes to work, my mom will have sex with the mailman... AND HE'S THE BASTARD WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!"
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