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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:29 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
chinabull2000


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What's the most unsuccessful sexual experiment you ever tried?

There was one time when me and my ex gathered up all our juices and cum and froze it, and ate it later as an ice lolly. It tasted bloody horrible!
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:31 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
tryitout2005


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Worst one? Couldn't get my "partner" to cooperate. We'll leave it at that.
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:33 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
chinabull2000


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That's the second time you've left me hanging...
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:36 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
danae74


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I've had this odd, half-silly fantasy about playing Batman and Robin for a long time, and finally convinced my partner to participate (it took a while, I'll tell you.) Needless to say, it was a lot more fun in my head than in reality!!

(there are no little caped emoticons on here...damn)
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:36 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
tryitout2005


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Ever seen "Lassie Come Home" or "Ole Yellar"?
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:38 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
Pete73052


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Ever seen "Lassie Come Home" or "Ole Yellar"?
Try a little raw bacon...
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:39 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
ExacerbatedTaboo


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WOW China....LOL...I can't say I've actually done something like that before....Different strokes for different folks I guess.
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:40 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
tryitout2005


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Where were you when I needed some good advice!?!? Too late now!
Woof woof!
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:42 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
chinabull2000


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I've had this odd, half-silly fantasy about playing Batman and Robin for a long time, and finally convinced my partner to participate (it took a while, I'll tell you.) Needless to say, it was a lot more fun in my head than in reality!!
I once re-enacted Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf, and it was great!
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:43 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
chinabull2000


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WOW China....LOL...I can't say I've actually done something like that before....Different strokes for different folks I guess
Well, it was summer and the freezer was empty!
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:49 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
Talonz59


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it involved a banana...that was a little too mushy...



[Edited on 11/21/2005 7:47 PM]
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:50 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
tryitout2005


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Get them while they're still a little green.......and then eat them out of your woman.
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 7:51 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
ExacerbatedTaboo


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Well, it was summer and the freezer was empty!



I hear ya man
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 8:24 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
Xavier0777


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Myself and a woman of equal size, a trampoline and some good old urges. Well needless to say we were not as good as Tigger at bouning and by the fourth or fifth bounces we went through the tampoline. It was so cool, though sucked bc we had to get a new trampoline.
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 8:26 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
ExacerbatedTaboo


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Get them while they're still a little green.......and then eat them out of your woman.



How does that work?...I can understand eating them off the surface and out of the crevices but wouldn't be kinda messy and unretrievable if the bananna was up in her?
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 8:50 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
chinabull2000


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How does that work?...I can understand eating them off the surface and out of the crevices but wouldn't be kinda messy and unretrievable if the bananna was up in her?
AH, but imagine how much fun you'd have trying to get it all out!

I love to eat grapes directly from my lady... red grapes are nicer than greeen!
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 8:52 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
ExacerbatedTaboo


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Yeah I guess I see your point China...As long as she doesn't want to stick thing in the head of my penis and try to get them out....Ouch!!!
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 8:58 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
tryitout2005


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Guess an instructional video may be in order here!
"Proper Banana Eating Techniques"
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 8:59 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
ExacerbatedTaboo


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Or maybe some hands on...Or hands in...Whichever you prefer.
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Nov 21, 2005 @ 9:03 PM Unsuccessful sexual experiments    
tryitout2005


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It's rare that I'm left w/no comebacks!
Touche!
Pick you up at the airport!
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